Subject: [FFML][Songfic][Ranma 1/2]"Mi Vida Loca"
From: "Liz MUN" <evilkasumi@hotmail.com>
Date: 5/15/1999, 6:42 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

I have no excuse for this.. except.. it had to be done.
Gomen.

As usual, C&C appreciated, even Flames.

Ranma, and related indica are creations of Rumiko Takahashi! (We're not 
worthy of your greatness!)
"La Vida Loca" composed by Ricky Martin.
Both belong to several companies.

Enjoy!

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"Mi Vida Loca"
by LizMUN

I'm the Product, Of superstision,
Cat-Fists and Chinese Dolls,
My lifes a living damnation,
Ever since I took that fall..

It all started with a Ten Year Mission,
A promise made while I was two,
To make me, a man among men,
Or commit Seppuku

We traveled throughout China to find
training grounds to train,
Then we reached Jusenkyo
Now my life won't be the same,
There goes my manhood down the drain!

My life's upside down and out!
Mi vida es muy Crazy
Girls like Shampoo, Ukyo shout
That they're the true Fianc�e!
Akane'll whip her mallot and shout
I'm a womanizing Baka,
Then swing and hit me out
Mi vida es muy Loca!
My life is just plain Loca!
I think I'm going Loca!

Me fui, a Nerima Tokyo
To visit a friend, of Oyaji
How the hell, was I to know,
I'd be getting, a fianc�e

Hot water turns me back to norm
but it won't stay that way,
cause I'm cursed with this twisted form
whenever it starts to rain,
It Really is a pain!

My life's upside down and out,
Mi vida es muy Loca!
Guys like Mousse and Ryoga
Make life even more hell-a
Envious of my skills and charm,
They're just a bunch of Baka's
They can hardly do me harm,
But they're driving me loca,
Mi vida, que tan loca
I'm starting to go Loca.

My clothes begin to grow,
as I grow smaller in the Rain,
And then come rivals and fianc�es,
to add more salt to the pain,
I guess my life will stay this way!

Upside, in and out
Mi Vida es muy Loca,
Akane's way to Tom-boy-ya
and Kawaii-kune to boot-a,
But I can't tell mom about this
To do so's just plain Loca,
My head will just roll away
from a promise that was Loca,
Made by my pop's who's also Loca
Everyone's just plain Loca
Guess that makes me also Loca

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Evil Kasumi
*~"She's really a very sweet girl.  She's just a violent maniac!"~*


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