----- Original Message ----- 
From: Miller, Bert <bert.miller@unisys.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Saturday, May 15, 1999 11:29 AM
Subject: [FFML][Spamfic][Ranma]Kasumi the drug pusher

(Once again, spamfic inspiration from a Biles-sama post!)

<Your wonderful spamfuic deleted>

Except for the very end...

Maybe Ranma'd like the little
pink pills too.

The End.

Not quite...

I pasted together a few ICQ messages
I sent the Andrew Norris & came up with this...

Kasumi's face was decorated by a happy smile, replacing her normal 
smile for a few moments. "Oh Ranma-chan that new skirt you bought is 
YOU!"

Ranma flushes a bit, "Thanks, Big-Sister Kasumi. Can I help with 
dinner?"

Kasumi's expression changed from smiling to merely happy as she 
expressed some concern. "Of course, Ranma. Don't forget about the 
gloves though, we don't want any accidents."

Ranma shivered. "Neither would I." She brightened a bit. "Kasumi, will 
you come to our dance recital next Wednesday? Both Akane and I are 
happy you suggested dance to keep in shape without beating people up!"

"Of course. Oh, my I almost forgot, Ranma?"

"Yes, Big Sister?"

"I just got a postcard from your mother... She'll be visiting soon and 
I'm sure shell be proud of her wonderful new daughter!"

Ranma perks up at the news. "I haven't seen her for 10 years! I can't 
wait, Big Sister!"

***

A bit later, Ranma and Akane had a moment to themselves to discuss 
some of their relationship problems...

Ranma made a face that almost looked like a frown, of course it 
wasn't. "Akane, can you believe my father and yours? They still want 
us to get married! I would never want to marry another girl!"

"Yuck! I agree Ranma. Ryouga on the other hand..." Akane looked a bit 
dreamy.

Ranma's almost frown gave way to a slight smile. "Uh, Akane. I guess 
now that I'm a girl I really should tell you something about... uh... 
Ryouga and P-chan..."

"Oh you mean that Ryouga's P-chan? Akane giggled. "I see the world so 
much more clearly now that Kasumi's helped me get rid of my anger." 
She sighed a little at the memory of the time when things weren't 
always pleasant in her life.

Ranma smiled at her ex fiancee. "I'm glad I didn't have to break my 
promise to Ryouga that I wouldn't tell you Akane, thanks! Akane, do 
you wonder why Nabiki never lets Kasumi help her?"

"That's her problem, Little Sister. Besides, business people need to 
look at the world a bit differently, and since the two of us aren't 
going to take over the dojo, we need someone to take care of money."

"Yeah, you're right. Now that we get a cut of the profits AND have a 
shooting schedule, we can go shopping that much more often for cute 
clothes. Are you gonna let your hair grow out, Little Big Sister?"

"Of course, Little Sis." Akane looked concerned. "Ranma, do you have 
any pills left?"

"Uh, no... I thought YOU were ordering the new bottle... And the only 
thing that makes Big Sister a little upset, never angry of course, is 
anyone trying to take HER pills..."

Each girl gave the other a look of happy concern.

There was a knock at the door, which Ranma hurried to answer. Opening 
it revealed a tall woman dressed in a Kimono.

Ranma bowed politely then smiled at the woman, her eyes atwinkle. 
"Hello, Welcome to the Tendou home, I'm Saotome Ranma."

The woman looked surprised for a moment then smiled with difficulty at 
her cute hostess. "Are you now?"

The End? And what precisely is this the end of, hmmm?


Kevin D. Hammel
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