Touji Misato Kensuke Asuka Maya Hikari

These are not my characters.

You may not like what I have done to them.

So what?

Please don't sue.

The Party: Vow of Silence
--------------------------

Gathered around the table in Misato's apartment were a large number of 
people. You would win no prizes for guessing whom, but I'll tell you anyway.

<Narrator takes a deep breath>

Misato, Maya, Ritsuko, Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Hikari, Touji, Kensuke and 
Pen-Pen.

The only two who weren't trying to avoid everyone's gaze were Rei and 
Pen-Pen.

Misato took a sip of her tea and finally spoke.

"So. We are all agreed that we will not speak of this to anyone?"

A chorus of 'hai' and nodding.

"Well, I thought it was fun!"

"Shut UP, Touji!" Asuka snapped, glaring at the aforementioned boy, and 
blushing violently as she caught Hikari's gaze. "You're the one responsible 
for this mess!"

"Hey! There's no reason to assume-"

"Oh, yes there is! You're the only one with an empty hip flask that stinks 
of whisky!"

<Flashback: 2100 hours>

*Snicker* "This ought to get the party going..."

*Glollop glollop lop lop glop... drip*

"Oh, Hi, Rei. Want some punch?"

<End flashback>

Ritsuko cut in. "Quiet, you two. The next thing we have to sort out is this: 
Who needs emergency contraception?"

Rei put her hand up.

<Flashback- sometime last night>

"Mmmm... Shinji-kun..."

"Rei?! Put that back onMMMMMF!"

<End flashback>

"I see. I know that I don't."

<Flashback: 2:00 AM>

"Oh! Yes! Use that beak..."

"SQVARK!"

<End Flashback>

Then Asuka and Misato put their hands up.

"We.. think we might."

"Think?"

"Well, we both remember Touji, but what with Maya and her-"

"ENOUGH! I don't want to know. Don't worry, I'll supply."

Touji and Kensuke looked at each other. Each was thinking the same thing. 
*But I thought WE...* And then shuddered. Both remembered waking upm a 
little... sore, facing each other and then screaming.

That had woken the others up.

There had been a sucession of screams.

Except, surprisingly, from Shinji and Rei.

Shinji was quiet as ever.

However...

*Those Viagra were expensive, but worth it. Just a touch of Caristhenides, a 
hint of Belladonna, a single Roofie... I didn't count on Touji spiking the 
punch any more, though. Good thing I added the Euro-Blend.*

End.


Mildly inspired by a party the other night- far too many people woke up in 
other people's beds.


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