Subject: [FFML] [Review][Ranma] Definitive Review O' Doom
From: Rial Fletcher
Date: 6/4/1999, 9:48 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

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Rial Fletcher, Prophet of Nyrf, Fourth Dungeon Master of Zork, Ruler
of all the Eastlands.

This is a misguided attempt to review all Ranma 1/2 fanfiction
currently on ftp.cs.ubc.ca - I offer NO Apologies.

Here is an explanation of the review format:

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filename.gz
Title
THEME/STYLE SUMMARY
Author
author@email-address.com
This is a short summary of the plot, without any major spoilers,
plus any comments I feel are justified.
& - &&&&&& (Ampersand Rating)
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Explanations of various THEME/STYLE SUMMARY categories

-RANMA UNIVERSE XOVER
Character(s) from other series visit the Ranmaverse.
-ALTERNATE UNIVERSE XOVER
Ranma 1/2 Characters visit another universe.
-OTHER XOVER
Crossovers not fitting RANMA UNIVERSE or ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
categories.  For example, normal cast members from another
series, while staying IN their own universe, begin acting like
Ranma & Co.
-ALTERNATE UNIVERSE 
Whee! Ranma & Crew visit an alternate, original universe.
-ROMANCE
Stories real heavy on relationships in a non-Takahashi way.
-CONTINUATION / CONTINUITY SPLIT
Stories set after the normal series run, continuing the story, or
stories departing from Takahashi Canon in a major way and exploring
the new timeline.  Elseworlds fit in here, as do Alternate Histories.
-NEW CHARACTER
A new character that is not _obviously_ the author is the main focus
of the story
-SELF-INSERTION
The unforgivable sin.
-SIDESTORY
A Fic that occurs on the sidelines of another, usually longer, Fic.
-FIGHTING
Stories about martial-arts, tournaments, etc.  Think third season TV.
-INTROSPECTION
Dialogue-heavy stuff, exploration of motives and such, not directly
opposing canon but exploring bits Takahashi never bothered with.
-DARK
Yes, DarkFics get their own category.
-SHORT
A very short fic.  Kinda self-explanatory.  (Thank you, Mr. Wong and 
Mr. Kleppe! - No, not you, Adrian.)
-EPIC
Usually anything that needs its own directory will go here. (:
-RANDOM SILLINESS
Goofy stuff that never happened, never will happen, mostly for
the sake of silliness.
-WEIRD
I'm a weird guy.  Anything that makes me go "..." gets this helpful
warning label.
-CONCEPT
More of an 'idea' than a Fic, per se.
-CLASSICAL MANGA
Written very much in the 'style' of the original Manga 
-CLASSICAL ANIME
See CLASSICAL MANGA
-PARODY
This is a parody of something or other.
-UNFINISHED
A multipart story that is incomplete, so far as I know.
-LEMON
Read - X Rated!  You should know this by now.

An Explanation of the Ampersand Rating System.

&	- So bad you may want to read it.  Plan 9, anyone?
&&	- Eminently forgettable.  If you're in a hurry, skip this.
&&&	- Run of the mill.  
&&&&	- Good Scthuff, Maynard.
&&&&&	- Classic.  Beautiful.  Read this.
&&&&&&	- Truly inspired.  Better than some of Takahashi.  Read and
Worship.

Oh, by the way.  These are my own completely biased opinions.  If I
didn't
like your story, tough.  I offer no apologies.

Some slightly OOC Ranma characters will be assisting me with the 
review commentary.  You have been warned.

Ranma and all related characters are the property of Takahashi Rumiko
and whomever else they belonged to last.  I'm using them without
permission,
a violation of copyright law for which I feel absolutely no remorse.

While I'm finding Ranma and everyone else, here are some reviews to
start you off.

Ranma/
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ranma.007.gz
007
OTHER XOVER - UNFINISHED
Robert Hadley and/or Phillip Masters (unsure)
PMasters@webtv.net
IF agent #007 of Her Majesty's Secret Service was a japanese man 
named Kunou Tatewaki, AND a television series detailing his exploits
were to be produced, this would be the pre-title teaser for the
premier episode on network television.  Shows no sign of ever being
continued.
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ranma.100-percent-woman.gz
One Hundred Percent Woman
CONTINUITY SPLIT - INTROSPECTION - UNFINISHED
Mark Doherty
mdoherty@mailbox.uq.edu.au
Ukyou runs into Ranma and Ryouga at the boy's school
they attended at 13, and the three of them have a 
chance to form a friendship.  But nasty rumours, Genma's
meddling, and misunderstandings insure that they part ways,
and by the time Ranma gets to the Tendou Dojo, things are 
Dark-ish.  I'd like to see more, but it's been dead for quite 
awhile.  In a Takahashi-ish style, but a little more mature.
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ranma.11_11-or-chronophobia.gz
11:11, or Chronophobia
WEIRD - CONCEPT - DARK
Ukyou Kuonji
ukyoukwnji@aol.com
Ever have somebody point out something that you could have
very happily lived the rest of your life without knowing?
Once that's happened, those things are impossible to forget.
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Ranma sat at the small table in the windowless room, reading
a printout apparently pulled from the bin marked 0-9.

He finished reading, and threw the sheaf of paper labelled 
"11:11, or Chronophobia" down in disgust.

"Shit.  I didn't need that little bit of information.  Childhood 
friendship be damned, Kuonji must die now."

He stormed out of the room, murder in his eyes.

COLOGNE'S HELPFUL HINTS #1:
Don't ever name yourself after an anime/manga character.  It
should be noted that anime/manga characters often have a hard
time separating reality from fantasy where fanfiction is concerned.
Innocent people and characters can often get hurt because of things
like this.

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ranma.2001.odyssey-one-half.gz
ranma.2010.second-odyssey.gz
ranma.2025.a-new-beginning.gz
ranma.20yl.arrive-ranma-chan.gz
ranma.3.1.gz
ranma.3x3eyes.to-find-a-drowned-human.gz
ranma.4th-anniversary.gz
ranma.8-days-a-week.gz
ranma.FANFIC-GUIDE.1-6.gz
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ranma.a-better-world-than-this.gz
A Better World Than This
SHORT - INTROSPECTION - ROMANCE - SIDESTORY
Richard Lawson
sterman@sprynet.com
Only Lawson would have the sheer stones to write a
_sidestory_ of a _crossover_ of two of _his_ fanfictions.
The fact that he manages to do this, and do it well, is a
testament to his skill.
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ranma.a-brush-with-death.gz
A Brush With Death
FIGHTING
Plunger (Martin Bennet)
plunger@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
Akane manages to poison herself with her own cooking,
and Ranma gets to do the 'Ranma goes on quest for
[insert legendary magical cure here] to save the day'
thang.  Has Ryouga and Shinnosuke as major characters.
At least three pointless fight scenes with Ryouga. 
Mindless boring violent crap with little to no redeeming
comedy.
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ranma.a-change-of-scene.gz
A Change of Scene
CONTINUATION - ROMANCE - INTROSPECTION - UNFINISHED
June Geraci
karaohki@snet.net
This story is beautifully written.  The pace is rather slow,
but even though I like a somewhat faster paced Fic, I found
it relaxing rather than drawn-out.  In the first few chapters
I was really rooting for Ranma & Akane to get together, even
though I'm not a huge Ranma/Akane together fan.  They end up
going to college, getting married, etc. - A lot of work is
done on realistically trying to resolve the relationships
with Shampoo and Ukyou.  There is a new character introduced,
but he's not the real focus of the story.  I would give it
five &'s, but it is unfinished. (Although it does appear to be
still in progress, so there is hope)
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ranma.a-colossal-waste.gz
A Colossal Waste
SHORT - CONCEPT - DARK? - WEIRD
Ukyou Kuonji
ukyoukwnji@aol.com
This is a _trashy_ little Fic about the results of Ranma
revealing his curse to Nodoka, and the seppuku that 
follows.  Most of the Fic is told by Nabiki in a monologue
format.
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ranma.a-cullinary-catastrophe.gz
A Cullinary Catastrophe
SHORT - SILLINESS - FIGHTING
Plunger (Martin Bennet)
plunger@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
The First Law of Fighter Combat states that exaggeration
is the soul of comedy.  No, that's not quite right.  Anyway,
exaggeration is the soul of comedy, but there is such 
a thing as TOO MUCH.  Also, five demerits for mispelling
your title.
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ranma.a-day-in-the-past.gz
A Day in the Past
SHORT - INTROSPECTION
Megane 6.7
fcasper@yesic.com
A fairly interesting bit with Akane reflecting on life
pre-Ranma
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ranma.a-day-one-pig-would-cry.gz
A Day One Pig Would Cry
SHORT - SILLINESS
Robert Morrison
squn29a@prodigy.com
It ends up with Ranma and Ryouga needing body casts.  pretty
funny stuff. 
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ranma.a-dearth-in-the-family.gz
A Dearth in the Family
CONCEPT - WEIRD - DARK?
Shunsuke (B Jones)
ae750@pgfn.bc.ca
A not very impressive bit centering on Kasumi.  Vaguely
horrorish.
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ranma.a-definite-change.gz
A Definite Change
CONCEPT - SHORT - WEIRD - SILLINESS - OTHER XOVER - SELF-INSERTION?
Jason 'Jai-kun' Langlois
jasonllanglois@unn.unisys.com
Read it just so you can see exactly why we need to start
making 'Jai-kun' take his medications.
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ranma.a-deft-touch.gz
ranma.a-different-brand-of-mousse.gz
ranma.a-different-path.gz
ranma.a-fate-worse-than.gz
ranma.a-feather-in-the-wind.gz
ranma.a-friend-who-cares.gz
ranma.a-gentle-touch.gz
ranma.a-glorious-day.gz
ranma.a-horse-is-a-horse-unless.gz
ranma.a-ko.project-a-kane.gz
ranma.a-ko.project-ranko.gz
ranma.a-lesson-in-love.gz
ranma.a-letter-to-akane.gz
ranma.a-look-in-the-mirror.gz
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ranma.a-man-ill-never-be.gz
A Man I'll Never Be
SHORT - INTROSPECTION
NightElf (Nicholas W. Leifker)
nwl9354@tamvm1.tamu.edu
Shortly after the Musk Dynasty incident, Ranma looks back
over recent events and his current situation.
ANGST! ANGST! SOUL CRUSHING ANGST! AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!
Fairly well written, though.
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ranma.a-matter-of-face.gz
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ranma.a-memorable-past.gz
A Memorable Past
SHORT - INTROSPECTION
Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong
jeffwong@li.net
Nabiki being nice.  A bit of recursivity that I thought 
was quite overdone - I got the message about halfway
into the story and then suffered through said message
being beaten into me with all the subtlety of a hand-grenade
in a bowl of oatmeal.
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ranma.a-most-powerful-halloween.gz
A Most Powerful Halloween
FIGHTING - OTHER XOVER
Michael J. Noakes
s669330@aix2.uottawa.ca
Ugh.  Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and Ranma.  Ick.
Noakes does warn us that this _is_ his first Fic, so I
guess I got what I deserved.  It was a struggle to finish,
one I almost lost.  The one redeeming feature was Mousse in
a DarkWing Duck outfit.
Note: Interestingly enough, this fic does _not_ appear on
Noake's web page.  The Noakes Jihad (There is no Jihad) is
trying to cover up its inglorious history. 
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ranma.heaping-teaspoons.gz
Heaping Teaspoons
RidgeWolfe
ridgewolfe@hotmail.com
SHORT - RANDOM SILLINESS
Very tragic tale...
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**

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ranma.sick-fic.gz
Sick Fic
DARK - RANDOM SILLINESS - WEIRD
Aaron Shattuck
SpeclE@concentric.net (Note: This is Susan Shattuck's email)
This fic attempts to go over the top, and to shock the
reader with black humour.  Unfortunately, it goes too
far, and although funny, the horrific elements are mostly
lost.
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I need contributions! Reviews of fiction, bits with Ranma
& Crew. discussing various fanfiction, and more
COLOGNE'S HELPFUL HINTS are welcome, and will be included
pending my approval.  Credit will be given.

I hope to have this HTML'd, with possibly an author index,
eventually.

-- Rial Fletcher Nyrf Difference Engineering