Gary: Here you go.  Do with it as you will.  It may need some tweaking
to fit your storyline; I had to guess.

FFML: Yes, I know I'm deranged, thanks.  :)

I Dream of Ranma

(All)      One guy      [Ranma, looking cocky]
           Three girls  [Kodachi, Shampoo, Akane, looking cute]
           Two schools  [Tendo Dojo/Furinkan]
           A curse      [Genie-Ranma, looking cocky AND cute]

(All)      'Dachi:
(Kodachi)  I dream of Ranma      [amorously]

(All)      Shampoo:
(Shampoo)  I dream of Ranma      [even more amorously]

(All)      'Kane:
(Akane)    This wasn't my idea!  [indignantly]

(All)      Throw him into the koi pond
 [Genma throws Ranma into the pond]

           She comes out to grant a wish
 [genie-Ranma-in-pond splutters, realizes how revealing her wet top is,
  then crosses her arms over her bosom and blinks like Barbara Eden]

(Kasumi)   But nobody ever thinks of
           The fish
 [A koi jumps out of the water, slaps genie-Ranma across the face
  with its tail, and dives back in]

(All)      Ranma, he fell into Geniichuan
 [Ranma falls into a pool at Jusenkyo]

           Now her free will is all gone
 [genie-Ranma in the pool looks down and screams]

           She gives 'em what they say they want
 [genie-Ranma, wearing a flat-eyed look of disgust, is surrounded by
  characters with expressions ranging from avarice to lust]

(All)      Which is fine with
(All)      'Biki:
(Nabiki)   I dream of money!
 [Nabiki wallows in cash a la Scrooge McDuck]

(All)      Genma:
(Genma)    I dream of shogi!
 [Soun steals a piece while Genma's looking at the camera]

(All)      Kuno:
(Kuno)     I dream of, er, uh,
 [Kuno's head whips back and forth between Akane and genie-Ranma]

           No!  I must have them both!
 [POW!  They both clobber him.  Cut to black.  :) ]


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