Hey folks. This is a Kenshin story. Sortof.
Take anime continuity to episode 26 - any spoiler of worth - most of the
angst + lots of OOCness. Citrus may be added to taste. Stir well.
Oh, and Rurouni Kenshin � Nobuhiro Watsuki / Shueisha � Fuji-TV � Sony
Pictures (Japan).
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Let's Get Serious
a Rurouni Kenshin story
by Erin Ellis
Part One-- Who 'Dat?
Kaoru woke up feeling like 100 million yen. She *knew* that today was the
day of something special. She stretched, lost in planning as she began her
morning routine.
It would be a good day. She would eat a nice breakfast, get a little
training/beating done on Yahiko, and then... Well, Sano would probably come
over, but there was no way she'd let him ruin her wonderful mood. Maybe he
even could help her out by taking young Yahiko on a "training journey"...
Yes, she needed the dojo's freeloaders gone. For tonight was the night
that Kenshin would confess his love to her.
He just didn't know it yet.
She was pretty sure he liked her, if what you can interpret from him saving
her life and doing her laundry counted. However, she worried about him
sometimes... he *could* act pretty effeminate... At times, it seemed he
was only happy when cooking or cleaning. And what about the fact that he'd
been living with a lovely, incredibly beautiful, sexy and viable girl for a
few months now, and nothing had happened...
Kaoru just chalked it up to his incredible self control. He was a
*gentleman*. It didn't help that Sano and Yahiko were _always_ there. But
that's okay. Kenshin was just shy to show affection in public. She could
deal with that. Step One-- Prepare the victim-- er, subject.
She walked out into the yard (gi tied rather loose, so as to better
showcase certain... attributes), bokutou in hand, fully intending to go
through her morning kata. However, for some reason, she didn't, choosing
instead to stare, dumbfounded.
Maybe it was the girl molesting Kenshin in the washtub.
...
tbc.
NEXT TIME:
Will Kaoru kill the Mystery Girl? Will Kaoru kill Kenshin? Will anyone
care? Find out next week, in the next installment of Let's Get Serious--
Everybody's Crazy 'Bout A Pink Dressed Man! Plus-- rice balls!
NOTES:
Okay, so you wanna know why the story's called 'Let's Get Serious' when
it's almost completely opposite.
Good, maybe you'll keep reading.
I know, this first part is really short, but the next is longer, has
plot, and (sorta) makes more sense. If you wondered about the title, it's
from a song. Okay, I'm not sure if I would call it music...
INSPIRATIONAL LYRIC:
Ya ya ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
whodat whodat whodat whodat whodat whodat who
whodat whodat whodat tryin ta get up in my crew
-- "Who 'Dat", by J Money(?)
NOT QUITE DONE YET:
Thanks to Lib and Lucy, for egging me on; Jubilee, for helping me start
the whole thing; and Deandra, for being there.
Oh, and don't worry, no red-haired ex-assassins were harmed in the
writing of this episode. *Next* episode, however...
Erin
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Talk to your chicken!
It will bring out the flavor in him.
-- Martin Yan
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