Standard Disclaimer YADDA YADDA YADDA.
On with the story
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** Of all the luck. I'm in another Plane and stuck in
this prepubescent body. At this rate I'll never get
Yoko in bed. Sigh. First things first. Shut the Damn
kid up. **
"WAHHH! YOKO WHERE ARE YOU! WAHHHH!"
Being trapped inside the little brat Dark Snider was
at a loss as to how to do that.
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"Someone's in trouble. We, the forces of Justice
must help. FOR JUSTICE." With that she charged
into the forest.
"Amelia wait up. Damn. Well come on guys let's go
retrieve Little Miss Justice before she makes a
bigger nuisance of herself." The Crusaders red
headed companion said.
"Is that even possible." Asked their blue hared
friend
"Must we?" Said the blond
"Why not let her go on her Crusade. She'll catch up
later." Stated the Blue hared one.
"Because the little brat stole her Royal Seal of
Sayrune from me last night. So unless you want to
be paying for dinner tonight we've got to catch her."
Replied the red head
"Works for me."
"Very well then. For justice."
"Hey, good one Zell."
"I don't get it?"
"Oh come you idiot."
With that the three travelers went after their more
enthusiastic companion. While up in a tree a figure
smiled. "This should be fun." Then he too
disappeared.
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WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Little boy are you all right."
**Great help. A young girl. Maybe she could shut
the brat up.**
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
YOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOO!!!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
**Then again. Oh well, at least she was well
endowed and at that age she had to still be a virgin.
If only he could get a kiss.**
"Hey calm down. Stop crying please. Please stop."
"There you are Amelia. So what's the..." She was
stopped by a tackle hug.
YYYOOOKKKOOO!!!
**Finally the brat shut up. What, Yoko? No wait
this isn't Yoko. Yoko has a biger chest.**
"Get this thing off of me!!"
"Yoko. Wait your not Yoko. YOKO WHERE ARE
YOU!!!"
Clamping her hand over the kid's mouth. "Calm
down, and we will help you find Yoko, OK. "
Removeing her hand she saw he hand stopped.
"My name is Linna, Linna Inverse. What is your
Name?"
"Lushe"
"Well Lushe were did you last see Yoko?"
"We were at Metalicana. Monsters atacked then I
woke up here."
" . . . "
Seeing there blank expressions Lushe slumped into
his overly large clothes and started crying again.
Then something strange happened to Linna.
Emotions long suppressed and denied came to bear
and Linna found herself kneeling before Lushe.
"There, there don't worry Lushe. Everything will be
all right. I'll make sure of it." She then gave Lushe a
hug.
"This is creepy. Linna is being nice."
"... " Said Zell.
"I knew Linna was good inside and this proves it."
"You're overreacting Amelia. It's probably just
maternal instinct." Zell said sarcastically.
"What's maternal instinct?"
Then Linna kissed Lushe's forehead. It was enough.
As Linna stood up Lushe started to glow.
"What the?" Linna said as stepped back.
Lushe's hair turned white and he started to grow.
"I AM FREE AGAIN!!!"
Sitting in a tree Xellos's eyes widend in suprise.
That power it couldn't be but is was. This was
getting more interesting by the moment.
"Suppriseing, you must still be a virgin. Well with
that chest I can see why."
Linna was fuming.
"He's dead."
"Take cover:"
DILL BRAND
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Authors Note:
Just a thought I had and wanted to see what
response I would get for it. Oh and anyone know
where I can get a listing of the spells and there
incantations for Bastard! and Slayers. Preferably
the fansubed version of Bastard!! Because Pioneer
changed miss translated the names. I mean the
heavy metal names were half the fun. Changing
Metalicana to Meta-Rikana or Anthrax to Ansla-Sax.
It's just not the same. They may still be correct
romanisation but it was disapionting.
This Primarily came from watching Bastard!! after reading
THE CROSSTIME ADVENTURES OF ATHENA AND SHEILA
OR
BUCKAROO TEN'KAI, ACROSS THE MANY DIMENSIONS :)
By
Chris Davies
Jeff Hosmer
Then I wondered how a Linna vs. Dark Snyder
would turn out. Then after watching the rest of
Bastard!! a few questions with possible solutions
came to mind. Here are a few, without my answers
but might hint to where I'm going with this.
1. Why is he so hard to kill? Every-time someone
kills him he comes back to life.
2. How was he able to create his own unique spells?
3. How come his magic is focused to Fire and
Lightning?
4. Is he a Bastard in the literal sense and who were
his parents anyway?
5. If he just appeared and started conquering the
world where did he come from?
Oh well I may have given to much away but we'll see
this is just the beginning and many things will likely
be changed. Send C&C to.
Chess@umr.edu
--Latter