Here's a little fanfiction I cooked up. Tell me if ya like it ^_^
It's hilarious. Simply hilarious. Making fun of all those faults in
characters is usually boring, but this is funny.
"Pokemon fans," the Meowth announcer was saying from up above in the
control tower. "Welcome to tha ten-hundredth annual Pokemon League
Championships!"
Why are humans called pokemon? Pokemon comes from Pocket Monster, or
Poketto Monsuta. Take a look at the title. Interesting piece of trivia.
"Puh-please, don't hurt meee," the James immediately shouted in a high
pitched voice at the Jessie. "Pleee-a-eassse!"
James/Kojirou doesn't have a "Cross-dress" attack? I'm surprised.
The Jessie ran over to the paralysed James and scratched it on the face
with its long nails. The James fell over and fainted.
Musashi/Jessie doesn't have a sledgehammer? Dang.
Steam began to pour out of the Misty's ears and its eyes glowed red as
the Brock still refused her. It didn't like the Brock pokemon either but
its feelings of vanity were hurt.
Yes, she does seem to be a little too "talented" for her age, doesn't she?
My guess is that Nintendo of America is changing the ages to appeal to the
kiddie audience. After all, the official website says that the Rocket Gang
idiots are 12. I'd put them around their early 20s, and Kasumi/Misty at 12.
"You wrecked my bike!" the Misty shouted at the Ash.
Yup. Still ranting about the bike. And from the synopses of the Japanese
episodes, Satoshi/Ash still hasn't given it to her, even after 100+
episodes.
Yes, Butch's voice in the dub is ANNOYING as hell! The scratchiness makes
you want to punch your TV screen! It's that bad! Who the *hell* hired
that voice actor! He should be shot!
The guy who hired him, or the actor? Seriously now, shooting him (or it)
isn't going to help. Shooting people just makes things worse. What should be
done, though, is to grab both of them, make a zillion little tiny cuts on
their bodies, and tie them to the beach, while waiting for the water level
to rise. Salt water is painful. And I thought Kooan/Catsy got a bad dub
job...