Scenes From An Elevator:
An Idiotic Utena Spamfic

By: Dreiser


EXTRA EPISODE: <Twitches Insanely>


SCENE: A nondescript broken elevator at Ohtori Academy where a 
shadow is seen inside. The shadow sits in front of a trash can that has 
several hundred papers burning inside of it.

SHADOW: (Declares loftily.) I shall no longer write anymore 
wandering first person monologues for Utena! I do this to save people 
from insanity! So it has been proclaimed and so it shall be! From now 
on I shall only write spoofs for Utena!

(The Shadow launches into a maniacal laughter.)

SCENE: The ground outside the nondescript broken elevator at 
Ohtori Academy. The entire cast of Revolutionary Girl Utena looks up 
at the elevator where the Shadow is still laughing maniacally.

TOUGA: (Sighs.) Well, we're screwed.

(The entire cast nods as the scene fades to black.)

To not be continued...

All characters in this spamfiction are from Utena. This is a nonsensical 
out of character piece of tripe that I wrote when extremely bored. I 
shall continue to write this series when I'm extremely bored because 
sometimes I just don't feel like making the effort to write things in story 
format and sometimes I just feel like being silly. In other words don't 
take this stinky poo seriously. It's just for fun.

Don't send comments to: Dreiser1@ix.netcom.com

Unthrilling explanation line: What the hell was this about?! Has the 
author just lost her mind or is she on drugs?! Maybe both?! Who 
cares because now she's off to have fun at Gay Pride with her 
girlfriend! <Skips away laughing maniacally.>

Don't chat with me on ICQ! My ICQ # isn't: 37674780

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