Subject: [FFML] [SPAMFIC] Jump, Java and Wail
From: Sarah Holstein
Date: 7/6/1999, 11:09 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com


Ugh... I really should be in bed right now.. I have
summer school tomorrow... But alas, you, my *adoring*
fans need to read my words of wisdom!!.. Sorry, none
of those tonight. YES! ALL SPAM!! HEEEERE WE GO!!


~~~

Shadra finished typing the last sentence of her story.

<YESS!> she thought. After three weeks of painstaking
key-pushing, she had finally finished her story. She
reached out her right hand to grasp that faithful cup
of coffee that pulled her through the tough times, and
lifted the mug to her lips for one last victory swig.
The bittersweet taste of over-creamed and sugar-loaded
coffee was... missing.

Uttering a few oaths, she pulled a bathrobe over her
pajamas and quietly crept down the stairs. She avoided
the really squeaky ones, only to step on the really
REALLY squeaky ones. Luckily for her, her parents were
heavy sleepers. Carefully avoiding the cat's tail, she
made her way into the kitchen to make herself another
cup. She started the water to boil, and turned on the
TV. 

After watching a weird show on human behaviour, she
poured the boiling water into another mug and put the
instant coffee in. She poured a lot of cream in, and
half the sugar jar as well.

Finally, her well deserved cup of coffee was ready.
Avoiding the numerous cat tails and squeaky steps, she
arrived in her messy room and sat down. She took a
mighty sip from her mug and glanced at the screen.
Ahh, yes, there was her masterpiece.

She saved it three times, just to be sure, and shut
her computer off.

It was only then that she realized exactly what time
it was, and that she had just re-loaded her caffiene
drive.


It was a long night.

~~~

Well, that was pointless, but what more do you expect
from a broken pencil sharpener... Gneef! Actually,
this is a true story.. sad, isn't it?

G'night!

-Shadra
===
"The Blue Monkey of East Chapel Hill High School"
~~~~~
"Mathematics: The use of non-existant figures to explain stuff in our universe"
~~~~~
"Mind over matter... but we have no mind, so it doesn't matter... nevermind" - ilac
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