Due to the rash of songfics being posted, I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon
with this bit I wrote a little before joining the list.  Enjoy!



To contact the author, please write to me (Jelynne) at; jlynne33@hotmail.com



*Kareoke Night in Crystal Tokyo*



Featuring: Aquarius

Makoto: So, What are we doing?
Ami: We're listening to music.

*Music Begins*

Rei: Where have I heard this before?
Minako: It's the most famous song from that musical... what was it?
Ami: Hair.
Minako: Oh yeah, Hair!

*When the moon is in the seventh house,*

Usagi: But I like the house I live in now!

*And Jupiter aligns with Mars,*

Minako: Mako's going to sleep with Rei?
Rei: They said aligns, not a lies!
Minako: But I could have sworn...

*Then peace will guide the planets,*

Usagi: Does Serenity count?
Ami: Let me check the dictionary.

*And love will steer the stars:*

Makoto: I though you said you could drive this thing!
Minako: Um... I lied?

*This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.*

Ami: Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

*Harmony and understanding,*

(Sounds of Usagi and Rei holding a tongue war)

*Sympathy and trust abounding,*

???: We do not bound anywhere.  We walk sedately.
Usagi: Who were those two people?
Ami: Sympathy and Trust, of course.

*No more falsehoods or derision,*

Rei: Do you like my hat?  (It's hideous)
Everyone else: Um...

*Golden living dreams of visions,*

Minako: Hey, they're talking about me!
Makoto: I'm not sure that's what they meant...

*Mystic crystal revelations.*

Usagi: (staring at Ginzuishou) Oh great crystal, tell me what my future will
bring...
(crystal shows image of Chibi-usa)
Rei: Augh!  Demon!  Get it away!
Ami: That was predictable.

*And the mind's true liberation.*

Minako: Yeah, cut loose those shackles!  Let your mind go free!
Rei: Her mind went away a long, long time ago.

*Aquarius, Aquarius, Aquarius...*

Michiru: Did somebody call me?
Makoto: Hey, this is an inners-only kareoke!
Ami: But Mako... Jupiter is an outer planet...
Makoto: Quiet you.

*When the moon is in the seventh house,*

Usagi: Maybe they mean the seventh house on the street?

*And Jupiter aligns with Mars,*

Rei: (sighting through one of those surveyor things) A little more to the
left...
Makoto: (holding the orange stick thing) Here?
Rei: To the right a little...

*Then peace will guide the planets,*

Ami: (aside) Are you sure Usagi's qualified to lead anything?
Rei: Besides Lemmings, you mean?

*And love will steer the stars.*

Minako: Okay, which way?
Usagi: (with map) You take a left at Albercurque...

*This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!*

Ami: I've run out of song...
Makoto: That's good, because we've run out of jokes.
(badum bum Ching.)


Jelynne
jlynne33@hotmail.com

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