Okay, this is gonna sound strange, but I do not want any commentary
that could somehow better this fic. Now, let me explain. This is my
attempt at making the worst non-lemon Ranma fanfiction ever and
I pretty much know that it's bad. What I need to know is how to make
it even worse. Should I add a flying talking dog? Should there be
whole paragraphs of nonsensical  jibberish? You tell me. Thank you for your
time and now on with the show.

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A Fanfiction by Tiger Shark M. D.

Tiger Shark, Gladiator, Deathray, War Lord and
Devil God belong to me. All other characters belong
to Rumiko Takahashi. 1999.
This takes place after the manga and Ranma and
Akane are married.

Ranma and The Protectors of the Stones of Life

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Montana, America
Chapter One

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The henchmen were gaining on the man as he
ran threw the forrests of Montana with a quickening
pace. They were covered in the markings of Asmodeus
and he knew the danger they posesed was great enogh
to fight Tiger Shark in close combat, but that did not
stop him from turning around and fighting the monsters.
The monsters stopped next to several oak trees and
watched as the human they had been chasing reached
forward and a glowing surrounded him.
"You're never gonna take me alive!" he screamed as he
shot out a beam of light from his hands to them.
Four of the monsters were caught in the blast and were
disentegrated while the reamaing monsters survived the attack
were regrouping for an assault on the human who had dared
to fight them.
The man knew he could not fight them all and was proven right
when they threw at him beams of pure darkness which enveloped
him. He gagged on the air and knew that his time was up.
He just hoped that his son, Ranma would be abl to defeat them.

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Nermia, Japan
Chapter Two

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It was a normal morning at the Tendo Dojo.
Ranma stuck his tongue out at Akane ans said,"Stupid tomboy!
What makes you think I'll eat your cooking?! It's toxic!"
Akane growled and hit Ranma with a mallet,"Ranma No Baka!"
Soun looked at his newspaper and thought back to when Genma
had said he was leacing for a trip to America. He had been surprised
by it, but had swore not to tell RAnma where he had gone.
He knew it would be best if her did not know the truth about Genma
which even evased Soun himself at times.
The peace an calm of Ranma figting was borken as Sakura walked
into the room. She said slysy,"Hey guys no fighting until we get to
shcool I need to make bets there on the outcome."
Sakura winked and Soun thought back to the day his daughter changed
her name from Nabiki Tend o to Sakura Tendo[1]. It had not just been for
surface appearacnes, she had done it to show a change in her life. She
now had long hair ina brown bun, and he green eyse made her all the
more attractive to the male population at the school who now wanted to date
her instead of Akane.  Even though she had changed due to Akane and Ranma's
marriage Sakura was still in love with yen.
"IT's good they get along so well. It must be hard since Kasumi left
for college." [2]
Sound replied,"Yes, it is. But who knows how long it will last.?"

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California, America
Chapter Three

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Tigershark looked while driving his lamburgini car and noticed
that someone was following him.
He chckled softly and said to himself,"Don't they hevewr learn?"
He turned the car around and quickly sped down the imperial
highway trying to get awayf from the other car. He took a right
at Oakland and headed down the freewauy towards Hollywood.
He lafed again when he saw they were still following him.
He said,"Gues I'll have to teach thdm that no mens no. Ha!"
Stopping the lamborgini Tiger Shark jumped out in the middle
og the street to take a closer look at who had been following.
It was a red Chevy with the windows pulled up.
Tiger shark growled knowing who was in there. The monstrs
usually folowed on foot, but now they were using cars. It din't
matter he wold take out the trash either way.
As he was preparng to atack a beautifl woman steped out
fo the car ans said,"Tiger Shark! I am your biggest fan! I wanted
your autograph!"
Tiger Shark blushed and said with humility,"I gues I was
wrong. Ha, ha, ha."

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Nermia, Japan
Chapter Four

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"Hey it's a letter from dad!" Ranma shouted at in the
Tendo Dojo. Everybdy came into the Dojo and loked
at the letter Ranma has.
"And it's from America. Huh?" Ranma said as he opened
it and read it aloud to the Tendos, Shampoo, Colgone, Mouse,
Ryoga and Ukyo Kuonji.
"Dear Ranma, I know I wsn't a very good father. I know I did
some stuff wrong, but now I need you to help me.  There is
a beast who wants to conquer the world. You have to come to
America and find Tiger Shark in California. If I don't get the
chance to tell you I love you very much. Sincerely, Genma
Saotoem."
At this point tears werew pouring out of Ranma's face and all
the others were caught in the reflective moment of silence. Ranma
stood up and said,"That's it we're going to America. On my Bushido
honor I will avenge his death!"
Everyone cheered in the triumphant glory.

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Mysteria
Chapter Five

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The hooded figure gazed into the orb and ggrowled in discontenient.
"So, Tiger Shark has gained some new allies, eh? Well, that will not
stop me from taking what is rightfuly mine!"
And the hooded figure's laughs could be heard from miles
around.


To Be Continued...

[1] I decided to change Nabiki's name because Sakura sounds
cooler.
[2] I thought that Kasumi needs to go to college. So she did.
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Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.