Disclaimer: If you ever try to claim Dragon Ball
as anybody other than Akira Toriyama's, may a level 4
Super-Saiyajin blast your head off.

     Don't take this foolish time-waster seriously.
That would imply at an intelligence even lower than
mine.



     Two red, circular rings resting on a black surface
along with a wider band of red are all that make the
face of Mr. Popo, Lord Almighty's servant.  "Dende."
     The green-faced young supreme being turned, and
hid his skin mag... er, dictionary. "Popo-san! Don't
scare me like that!"
     Mr. Pop's eyes slid, not literally, to the "Babes
With Slugs and Snails Monthly" his liege was trying to
keep behind his back. He didn't comment about it, but
instead said, "Gohan is here."
     Briefly thinking about refusing to see the
contender for the most over-powered character in
multiverse, Dende ran out of the room. He didn't see
Mr. Popo digging around for his copy of "Dogs In
Bondage".
     Outside, Dende saw the young man with a spiky
hair (in fashion from the beginning of universe)
putting back a pocket book in his jacket. He couldn't
see the title, but he had a glimpse of a gutted fish
on the cover. "Ah, Gohan-san! What can I do for you
today?"
     "Oh, uh, Dende, that is..." Gohan scratched his
hair uncomfortably.
     "Is Bidel-san having another of her temper? Is
she using the nucler-rocket launcher again?"
     "No, not really. I'm becoming a father, actually."
Gohan laughed shyly.
     "Gohan-san, that's great!" Especially since it
meant that yet another Saiyajin, guaranteed to become
far stronger than his father in his age, was incoming.
You can never have too many potential destroyers of
universe.
     "Right, well, I just had a question in my mind..."
     Dende gave a puzzled look. "You want my advice on
fatherhood?"
     "No, no, nothing like that. It's just, well, this
is embarassing to ask..."
     "Please, just come out and say it."
     "Dende... How do Nameks reproduce?"



     Hey, I didn't see any female Nameks in all my
viewing of DB!
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