I know I said "Nookie," or in my case "Hookie" was 
going to be my next songfic, but I put it on the back 
burner the other night when I watched the video for 
"Scare Tissue."  I'd heard the song over and over 
again, but this was my first time seeing all of the 
Chili Peppers back together in years.  Naturally to 
say, I had to do this song first.

I happy just to see John back, things didn't sound the 
same with Dave in his place.  So, I now give you a 
Ranma version of  "Scare Tissue"; entitled "Got 
Issues."  

I warn you now that this is not as humorous as my other 
songfics.  I didn't want to put to much comedy in on 
this song, yet there is a little sparsely placed in it.  

When you got troubles and worries; those are issues you 
have to work out.  And when it comes to issues Ranma 
ranks highly up there. 

Got Issues


{Open up showing Ranma in his girl form, she's all beat 
up looking and driving an equally beat up old 
convertible.  In the passenger seat is Genma.  In the 
back are Ryouga and Mousse.  All three of them look 
pretty banged up too.  None of them are moving at all, 
only their lips move to speak}  Enjoy...

[Ranma]
Got Issues that you know you caused
Idiotic father made me fall
Close your eyes and I'll kick you butt

[Ryouga][Mousse]
With my words I'll swear
With my words I'll swear
To get you

[Ranma]
I'm screwed past repair
Because of You

Akane hit me into the wall 
Young Japanese girl that needs a wonder-bra
Happi keeps crawling on myself
If he takes my undies I'll put an end to his health  'cause
With the words I'm sure
My life is screwed

My noise bleeds when I'm in the girl's bathroom stale
Stuck as a girl and it's all his fault
Wave good-bye to your sorry tail pa

[Genma]
I'm screwed past repair
I'm screwed past repair
Because of You

{Ranma]
You don't show a care that
I got issues

I'm loud spoken and I'll break your jaw
If we step outside, be prepared to brawl
Kuno's crazy if for him he'd think I'd fall

[Group]
To be normal again there's no place I wouldn't crawl and
I'm screwed beyond compare
With my Issues

[Ranma]
Got issues that I know you caused
Someday I'll repay them all
When I'm through you'll be just a furball 
With my words I'll swear
With my words I'll swear 
I'll get you
'Cause I got issues
My life is screwed 








Only one other person has more issues than him and 
that's Kazuya Mishima (Tekken).  I originally wrote a 
version dwelling on him but I dumped it, after I saw 
how depressing and psychotic it sounded.





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