DoCo � Part II Version .62
This work has not been finished or edited it will be soon.  This extremely 
alpha fic is to show you both a work in progress and that I am working on my 
fics.  Unlike some other writers.  Sorry about the .doc format but that�s 
how I am writing and I am not taking the time to convert it right now.  
Version 1.0 and txt and html format of fic coming soon.  Probably by July 
16, 1999.

Disclaimer:
I do not own any of these characters.  They are all copyrighted by Viz 
Video�s (US) and Rumiko Takashi.  I am writing them to increase their 
popularity if possible.  Blah..blah�blah�

Note:
Taking some suggestions that I got from the FFML I will now not put the evil 
narrator in till the very end right before the other notes and stuff (I like 
to call them stars.)  Oh and for the record Ja Nae means later.  Also the 
camera was broken by the narrator last fic so now I can�t use it.  If anyone 
can replace it please send me some email.  I mean I don�t have the money or 
the time to retype it in (Just kidding all who took that seriously).

All previous copies can be found at http://members.dencity.com/frice2000  .  
That�s a really good place to get web space to.

Fade in on the Tendo (Saotome) Dojo (Traning Hall, School of the Unbeatable 
Anything Goes Martial Arts, School of Anything Goes Marital Arts, etc�.).

Ukyou: You DID NOT WIN!

Shampoo: Yes did, man say Sham so I win.

Ukyou: But that�s just not right!

Shampoo: Fine then we settle once and for all.

Ukyou: Fine by me.

The two girls would most likely start to fight when Nabiki suddenly came in.

Nabiki: Here I have the rules to the contest.  Where did Akane and Ranma go.

Shampoo: Pervert girl hit Ranma over head and drag out.

Nabiki: Okay.  In all likely hood, and due to previous experience Ranma will 
wake up early in the morning tomorrow.  That means I can drench him with 
cold water, and get some new pictures at last.

Luckily both Shampoo and Ukyou and anyone else in the universe did not hear 
that last comment.

Fade out.

Fade in Ranma�s room, early morning.

Ranma wakes up as he usually does after he has been knocked out in women�s 
undergarments (clothing whatever.  If a female wants to email me and tell me 
the proper way to �write it�, I will edit this line.)

Ranma-Chan: (Why is it that I always wake up like this.  Oh well the shoten 
ha training pretty much killed any shock factor to it.)

Ranma gets up takes all the female clothes off and gets dressed in his 
normal red Chinese clothes.  (Wait a minute should it be blue or orange 
since this is post OAV?  Oh well.)  Ranma walks down stairs and now begins 
the average day in the life of Ranma Saotome.  Starting with the evil, da da 
da, the horrible, daaa daaa daaa, the instigator, daaaa daaaa daaaa, the 
Breakfast table, do do do dannn dannn da da.

Ranma-Chan: Hey give me back my biscuit you old man.  Without it I only have 
the egg and sausage left.  (Yes fans I am talking about a McDonalds Big 
Breakfast.  They have them in Japan.  Get over it.)

Genma: If it distracts you then it is my duty to take it away from you.

Ranma-Chan: That�s what you always say!

Ranma-Chan and Genma get into the usual aerial fighting scenario and 
Ranma-Chan kicks her father into the koi pond.  Genma hits his head on a 
rock and goes unconscious.

Nabiki: Well now since you�re done with that I have the rules to the 
contest.

Ranma-Chan: The rules to the contest?

Akane: What else are you doing that you need rules in Ranma?

Ranma-Chan: Uh�nothing.

Akane: Then what else would they be?

Ranma-Chan: Nothing.

Nabiki: Okay here are the rules: OPEN TO JAPANESE RESIDENTS ONLY.  VOID 
WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.  WE ASK ALL SONGWRITERS TO SUBMIT AND PREFORM ONE 
ORIGINAL SONG.  ENTRIES ARE JUDGED ON THE BASIS OF ORIGINALITY, CREATIVITY, 
AND ARTISTIC QUALITY.  THE SONG YOU SUBMIT WILL REMAIN YOUR PROPERTY AND YOU 
WILL RETAIN ALL RIGHTS TO IT.

Ranma-Chan: Do we really have to hear all of this?

Nabiki: Oh I�m sorry am I boring you?  Okay then on with the writing of the 
song.

Frank (I�m in limbo.  No one hears or sees me the rest of the rules are as 
follows): IN THE EVENT THAT YOUR SONG IS PICKED FOR AIRING, YOU WILL BE SENT 
A LETTER OF NOTIFICATION.  ALL PARTICIPANTS MUST HAVE SOME HIGH SCHOOL 
EDUCATION.  THERE ARE NO ENTRY FEES, AND NO PURCHASE OF ANY KIND IS REQUIRED 
TO ENTER THE CONTEST.  SONGS THAT ARE PICKED FOR AIRING WILL IMMEDIANTLY 
GIVE THE CREATORS AND SINGERS FREE AIRFARE TO ANYWHERE IN CHINA.

Akane: Ok to write this song we need all the other members here that leaves 
Shampoo.  Ranma you want to call her?

Ranma-Chan: Not particularly she�ll think that I want to have a date or 
something.

Akane: Oh come on.  Your just imagining that every girl on the planet wants 
you.

Ranma-Chan: So you don�t think she�ll go crazy do you?

Akane: She won�t you ALWAYS lead her on!

Ranma-Chan: Fine, fine I�ll call her.

Ranma-Chan gets up goes into the kitchen fills a bucket of hot water out of 
the sink, splashes herself with it, and goes to the phone.

Ranma: Okay what�s the Cat Cafes number again?  Oh yeah 1-800-RAMEN-4-U.

Recording of Colognes Voice: Welcome to the Cat Caf�s on phone menu.  Press 
1 to submit an order, press 2 to find our locations and times of business, 
press 3 for information on our ski shops, press 5 if you need an amazons 
assistance for any issue, press 6 to challenge an amazon to a fight or�

Recording of Shampoos Voice: Press 7 if it Ranma, and want Shampoo.

Pressing of 7 can be heard.

Computer Voice: Please wait.

Ranma: Since when did they get that fancy number thingy?  And when did we 
get this phone?  Oh well.

Pickup on phone is heard.

Shampoo: Niaho this Shampoo.  Sorry but not here now.  Please leave message 
after tone and get back soon.  If call person not Ranma and leave message 
then I hunt down you.

Ranma: Hi Shampoo I was wondering if you could come over to the Tendou Dojo 
and�

Shampoo: Niaho Ranma.  Me get message.

Ranma: But I�m still leaving it.

Shampoo: Oh I have beeper.  It beep when get call from you.  Give me address 
to.

Ranma: When did you get that?

Shampoo: For ramen order.

Ranma: Okay so then lets go write the song.

Shampoo: Song?

Ranma: I said so on the message.

Shampoo: Me not hear message on beep thingy me only see caller.  I thought 
you want date with Shampoo.

Ranma: Its day right now, Shampoo.

Shampoo: So you take me out tonight then!  Me so happy!

Ranma: I didn�t mean it like that.

The following parts of this fanfic could contain Ranma convincing Shampoo 
that he just wanted to get down to the business of writing the fanfic, but 
ANYONE who has seen at least one episode of Ranma trying to convince Shampoo 
of anything should know how the next scene would go.  So here is what they 
would say next:

Ranma: Blah, blah, blah.

Shampoo: Blah, blah, blah, happy, blah.

Ranma: Blah!  Blah!  Blah, Blah, Blah.

Shampoo: Wo Ai Ni, Glomp.

Ranma: BLAH, SONG, Blah, blah, blah.

Shampoo: Oh so you want to write song so go to China?

Ranma: Yeah.  (I finally got through to her, oh happy day!)

Shampoo: You want to see rest of Shampoo family.  Get married.  (Glomps 
again.)  Wo Ai�

Ranma: NO Shampoo I want a cure for the curse.  We need to write a song to 
go on the contest.  Okay?

More soon.  This is not the end of this part.


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