Akane, or what looked like Akane, enters a darkened room, quickly followed 
by Luci and Rei.
"Okay, we are supposed to make a left at Nerima's Red Zone district 
and...oops!"  Akane looked around in confusion.
"If you'd just given me the map before, I could be back at the Jedi Academy 
now.  Right Rei?"  Luci asked.
Rei just stared as if no one had even spoke to her.
"I think we made a wrong turn back on Tatooine."  Akane looked at the map, 
trying to solve the puzzle.
"We weren't even on Tatooine, that was the Sahara Desert!"  Fed up, Luci 
grabbed for the map.  Just then a sign flashed about the door
distracting the Dathomirian warrior.  "What is Fan Fiction?"
"Hm."  Rei said.
"I dunno, maybe it is just south of Tokyo?"  Akane mused, looking at the map 
for a town named Fan Fiction.  "Why do you ask?"
"Who ever pushed you in the pool of drowned Ryoga is going to pay, dearly."  
Luci realized how close to the dark side she was and did a quick
Jedi relaxation exercise.  Calmer, she tried again, "I was asking because of 
the huge sign over the door that is flashing 'FAN FICTION
ALERT'."
Before Akane could answer, a woman appeared on a large theater screen at the 
end of the dark room.  "Greetings Joel and his minions, today I
have a delightful, oh my."  The woman finally looked at the people she was 
speaking to only to realize the Satellite of Love was no longer
occupied by Joel and Bots.  Rather, three young girls stood before her.  
"Where's Joel?"
"What?"  Akane asked, exasperated.  "How many cities are there on this map?  
I thought it was just the district surrounding Nerima.  The guy
with the cute bubblegum machines said this was the map of Nerima."
"I see."  Dr. Forrester continued, "it seems as if Joel and the bots have 
snuck away.  It will be a moment before I can retrieve them.  In
the meantime, you three will do fine.  Have a seat girls and prepare to be 
tortured."
Unable to resist the mind whammy, they all sat wordlessly and waited for 
who-knows-what to begin.




    Boy. Is my face red.
    On the last posting, I had majorly messed up the writing of the fic,
    forgetting to finish a sentence, bad information, and plot hole(i.e: how
    Usagi got the ring). So I corrected the fic and reposted it...


Luci:  He corrected the pic?
Akane:  No fic.
Rei (finds something under her seat):  Here.
Akane (reads letter that Rei found):  We are sorry for tricking you but we 
had to get out of here for a while.  Well, at least until Dr. F
catches us.  Real quick summary, you will be reading fiction (most of which 
I wouldn't inflict on my worse enemy), add your own comments and
try not to hang yourself from the ceiling.  Crow tried that and we had a 
great game of pinata for a while.  Took days to put crow back
together.  Oh and whatever you do, don't piss off Forrester.  She'll make 
you read bad fic back-to-back.
Luci:  Oh I get it!  This is where we have to poke fun at really bad 
writing.  I remember reading something like that once.  Oh no, I have a
bad feeling...




    Total Eclipse
    by Bobby Kelly
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    Ranma 1/2
    BS Sailor Moon
    Green Lantern
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Akane:  Green Latern?
Luci (sings):  We're men, we're men in tights; We roam around the forest 
looking for fights; We're men, We're men in tights; We rob from the rich and
give to the poor, that's right...




    Part 1: A new rule, a new hero.

    "I apologise for this, after three years of sevice, your majesty," Rei 
said
    with little regret, "but in the name of our new queen, Neo Darkness, we
    shall rule Crystal Tokyo."


Rei: ...



    "Which means that we must overthrow you and take you place as ruler." 
Neo
    Darkness said. "I need your throne to resurrect the glory that died long
    ago. If we rule, we'll all be content."


Luci:  Very bad tactics, revealing your plot at the beginning.  Nothing to 
fall back on if things go wrong.
Akane (pushing random buttons on the seat in front of her):  Doesn't this 
thing scroll any faster?
Rei (brings out cold water and dumps it on Akane):  ...
Luci (gives Akane letter to read before she can ask questions):  Thank you, 
Ayanami.
Akane (now back to her normal self):  Yeah thanks.  I guess we got lost, 
huh?




    "Chibi-Usa?!" Neo Darkness suddenly heard her mother's voice coming from 
one
    of the dooorways to the throne room. "What happened to you? What are you
    doing?", she said as she ran to her. Nop-one had noticed the change 
until a
    few days ago. Chibi-Usa was differrent, her body was that of a full 
grown
    adult, dressed in a long black gown with blood-red markings on it. On 
her
    forehead, was what looked like Sailor moon's moon symbol, only in pure
    black. Her pink hair was just staight all the way down, no ponytails, 
just
    straight. And she just stated the "Neo Darkness" gig a few minutes ago.


Luci:  Any questions?
Akane:  Doe the question require repeating that?
Luci: Yep.
Akane and Rei both shook their heads in fear.



    Neo Darkness simply replied "What I must, Mother." She said "Mother" in 
a
    cold tone, as if she regretted having a chidish girl like Usagi for a
    mother. Neo Darkness the stepped aside to reveal to her, the person she 
was
    replacing as queen.

    "MOM! CHIBI-USA, WHY?!" Usagi's eyes widended in terror as she saw the


Rei (quietly):  what is widended?
Luci (looks in dictionary):  I am guessing a mispelling.



    wounded Queen Serenity in the grip of the fellow Inner Senshi, who were 
in
    strange variations of their uniforms. Also with them(and like the Inner
    Senshi, in similar but different uniform) were the Starlights and 
Hotaru,
    which made Usagi thankful that Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna had the sense 
not
    to join them.

    "Her rule wasn't satisfactory. She never allowed Crystal Tokyo to 
change.
    She just kept like it was. Like the lady in the anime you watch all the
    time. Mother, if you want to keep Crystal Tokyo the same as before, then 
you
    are our enemy. If you join us, there will be no difficulties between 
us."

    "But what about MY mom? What will happen to her?"

    "The only way Serenity can be 'out of the way', as you would say it, is 
to
    kill her."

    "NO! You can't do that! She can't die and stay dead, I know it!" She was
    right, sort of. In this world, being killed doesn't mean you're dead.

Luci (activates lightsaber):  we will not put up with another Clone War
Akane (grabs Luci):  Wait!  I don't think they meant it like that.
Luci (deactivates saber and sits down):  I hope not.  Many Bothans died to 
retrieve that cloning information.  And someone CLONED them!!!  Damn them to 
hell.
Akane (mutters):  Whoever dropped you in pool of drowned Jedi really lost 
their minds.

    "Can't she?"

    Neo Darkness turned toward Queen Serenity and held out her hand, black
    electricity emenating from it. She placed it on Serenity's forhead, and
    uttered the words "Dying Symphony."
    Serenity screamed as the electricity charged painfully around her. after
    several minutes, Neo Darkness let go of her and moved towards Usagi, a 
look
    in her eyes that could only be described as innocently sinister.

Luci:  Innocently sinister as in Madonna being "Like a Virgin"?
Akane (squeaks off key):  I love that song.  "Touched for the very first 
time.  Like a Virgin.
Rei (quietly):  Shut up.


    "Go Mother," She said, "leave this place. Go back to the place that you 
grew
    up in, and never return. Never come back to Crystal Tokyo, and never try 
to
    defeat me, as I will destroy any army you care to amass. Almost..." She
    snapped her fingers. "...instantly" Chibi-Usa silently left the throne 
room,
    her cohorts following

Luci:  this fic reminds me of that chick in Slayers.  Goes on and on about 
Justice.  I never catch her name because I always mute the TV.
Akane:  Amelia.  I have the manga.  Pretty good, ne?

    "Usagi..." Usagi spun around in suprise as she heard the voice. "Mom?"
    "I should have seen the clues; Chibi-Usa changing dramtically, the 
recent
    absence of all the others save for three of the Outers, and the outings
    Chibi-Usa took to a place outside Crystal Tokyo. Usagi, stop her from 
ruling
    this palace, as she will inevitalbly become evil."

Rei:  Didn't she just shoot that lady with a lot of electricity?
Luci:  Yes Rei.  But electro shock therapy is apparently good in this 
universe.  Only when they throw water on you while shooting you with tons of 
electricity, are you considered evil.
Rei: Oh.
Akane:  Electrocution, good.  Electrocution and water, bad.  Got it.

    "But how? If she can do what she claims to, even armies could useless."

Akane:  Nothing is more useless than a girl in a fuku whining about useless.

    "There is one way, Usagi..."
    Serenity held out a white ring with a small black onyx stone set in a
    slightly larger white diamond. The onyx made it look like the sun in 
total
    eclipse. "This, the Eclipse Ring, was given to me by the Guardians of 
the
    Universe, to prevent such misfortune from arising. Though it holds great
    power, only one of my choosing can wear it."
    "Well, when do I find him?"
    "When the Sunlight.."

All: hit's your eyes, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!

    "Mom? Mom?!"
    "Outside... the Moon's Darkness..."
    "Mom, please! Don't leave me!"
    "Will... glow... when he nears it..."

Luci (mimick's Nicodemus):  courage of the heart is always rare.  The stone 
has a power when it's near.
Akane (moves away from Luci):  You are scaring me

    "NO!"
    Usagi's heart shattered into a million pieces as Serenity's life faded 
away.
    She hd only the Eclipse Ring and who wears it as a last memory...
    I'll find the one worthy enough of the Eclipse Ring,
she thought, but I'll
    need help. And I know who'll help me...

    
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    "Me? Of all people, you want ME to help the guy who'll wear that 
trinket?"
    "Ranma, it's the only way to save Crystal Tokyo from a really weird
    revolution."

Akane (puzzled):  What does Ranma have to do with this?  I didn't hear 
anyone mention food or a challenge.
Rei:  ...

    "It's a coup e'tat, Usa-chan, NOT a revolution."

Akane:  coup e'tat she can spell.  Widened she cannot.  Go figure.

    "So what? It's still gonna lead to tyranny. Ranma, this is more 
important to
    us than keeping the truth a secret."
    Ranma Saotome was always Usagi's best boy-who's-a-friend, and it was 
prior

Luci (looks at Akane who is gripping the seat):  Akane, you do realize this 
is just a story.  It's not real.
Akane (looking crazed):  I know that!
Rei (stands up):  I am thirsty.  Does anyone want some water.
Luci (grabs Rei and makes her sit back down):  You are not leaving me here 
alone with this *crazed lunatic* fiction.

    to Sailor Moon's battle with the Black Lady that he knew that Usagi and
    Sailor Moon were one girl. Since then, he had been attacked by youma(or
    whatever) on a regular basis, for the purpose of interrigation.
    "So what happened to three remaining Outers?"
    "Either hiding, working in secret or unaware of the coup, I think."
    "I don't believe it's the third one, I hardly think Pluto would be 
unaware!
    "No, otherwise she'd be slacking in her job!"

Luci:  Scan to picture of Pluto at the Dunkin Donuts we passed a little 
while ago.  I bet you'd change your mind and her dress size.
Akane (glowing blue):  If Ranma flirts with that...pigtailed twit once more.
Luci:  Akane, there are times when I am really glad you can't cast the 
'Dragon Slave' spell.

    "By the way, how do I know where to find the guy?"
    "The diamond part of the ring glows. You'll know by then. Anyway, when 
you
    find him, give him the ring and this."
    She handed Ranma a piece of paper.
    "Hai. And you?"
    "I'll find the other Outer Senshi."

Luci:  Everyone has either an innie senshi or outtie senshi.  But you can't 
have both.
Akane:  I thought that was belly buttons
Luci:  Yeah, but what do they have to do with anything?
Rei:  Nothing, just like this story.

    "Okay, I'll get in touch when he I find him."
    Ranma got up and headed out to start the search.
    *I'm counting on you two...* Usagi thought.

    
*********************************************************************************
    "Okay, so, when I'm near the kid, the diamond part should glow and then 
I'll
    find him. What then?"
    Ranma's question was a timley one. As he got near a high school campus
    downtown, the ring had began to glow. "OK, so what..." He was cut off 
when
    the ring suddenly shot out of his hand, flew up to a window and burst
    through. "Hey! That's forced enrty!" He sprang up to the window ledge 
and
    hopped in.

Rei: Enrty?
Luci:  Must be a weird strip poker game.  Look how fast he went to go play.
Akane:  Ranma.  You. Pervert.

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Luci (rubbing head and trying to stop those @ from floating around her 
head): Remind me never to say "strip poker" and "Ranma" in the same sentence 
again Rei.
Rei (rubbing head as well):  yes. don't do that anymore.

    Tetsuo's day wasn't a good one. Robbed of his money,  failed tests 
school
    and stuck in detention hall was not what he called a perfect day. But 
when
    he saw a small white object burst through the window, followed by a boy 
in
    Chinese clothing in purisuit, he knew his life was getting worse. So did 
the
    teacher.

    "Hey you! I gotta talk to you!" the boy said.
    "And who are you?" he replied.
    "My name's Ranma Saotome, and yours is..."
    "Tetsuo Akugo. What are you doing here?"
    "I need your help in preventing a real major crisis.. uhh, somewhere
    foriegn"
    "Whoa, whoa! You're telling me I'm getting conscripted? Like, in the 
army?"
    "Yes. No! Listen, take this ring and and this paper."
    "Wait! What do I do with this thing?"

Luci:  Well if you worked for Domino's you used to have to deliver hot, 
fresh and fast in less than 30 minutes.  Hopefully, killing as many 
pedestrians as possible to get it there.

    "Save the world."

Akane:  That isn't as much fun.

    Then Ranma took off again.
    "Hey, wait! I don't... don't have... any idea what the hell just 
happened."
    Tetsuo looked at  the teacher. She certainly looked as if she saw a ring
    suddenly fly in the room.
    The ring looked like a harmless thing, and as real as anything, so maybe 
if
    he put it on, and see what happened...
    One abrupt flash of  white light later, Tetsuo was in a cross between 
Guy
    Gardner's Green Lantern uniform, and Tuxedo Kamen's suit. While the 
teacher
    simply done what anyone would have done right now-she fainted.

Luci:  If he breaks out into a rendention of 'Swan's Lake' I'm taking the 
door off the hinges and leaving.


    "Oh man... I think my life just got a lot more complicated..."

    TO BE CONTINUED...

    ����������
    Bobby Kelly
    ����������

Akane:  Can Nabiki Fed Ex a bribe to this guy?  I'd take all the pictures 
she'd like in exchange.
Rei (passes out)
Luci (ignites lightsaber and hunts for Dr. Forrester):  Where is the witch 
that forced us to read....
Dr. F:  Well hello there girls.  I must say you are a much more willing 
audience than Joel and the bots.
Akane:  I have a bad feeling about this.
Dr. F:  It seems we are having a bit of trouble locating them.  In the 
meantime you will be their replacements.  Get to know the Satellite, you may 
be on it for a while.
All (with Rei whispering):  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!




Seriously, I hope you don't mind if I MST'ed this fiction.  It is actually 
my first attempt in the Anime world.  Feel free to remove weapons from 
hammerspace and pound me. :):)

Tenel Ka



Lucien
Dork Squire Supreme, Jedi Knight and Protectress of ISAD.

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"I am pleased to meet you. I need you to kill me.  No one else will."
--Elassar, "X-Wing:  Solo Command"

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Girl:  "Mom, I want to be a handmaiden when I grow up."
Mom:  "You mean like a handmaiden from that story, "A Handmaiden's Tale"?"
Girl:  "Not even close mom. A real handmaiden like Queen Amidala's
handmaidens.  I already picked a blaster, it is a small holdout blaster.
See?"

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"Damn morning people, annoying, cheerful, energetic morning people.  People
better off dead.  Shoot them just on principle.  Blaster, near.  Shoot.  No.
Stay.  In bed.  Forever.  My place, my bed.  Mine, mine."

        "Stuff" by Gheorghe2



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