AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone seen Akibara no Dennougumi (aka Cyber Team in Akibara)?  This
just gave me some horrid flashbacks...

Colleen Leah Morgan wrote:

Magical Girl Gally, JUMP!
or: How Yukito Kishiro Could Have Made Millions.

"Shumira-chaaaaan!" The blond had just enough time to crack open one eye
before a small metal girl came hurtling towards her.

KLONK.

"Ite...." Shumira rubbed her head. "Gally-chan! I was having the most
wonderful dream." Ido-sensei had appeared, wearing a dark suit. Their eyes
met, glittering like the stars pulled out of the night air...

"I'm sorry for waking you up, Shumira-chan!" The dark-haired girl bobbed
her head in a bow, then thrust a pink trimmed box into Shumira's
sleep-clumsy hands. Light streamed in from the window above her bed,
illuminating the package with a slightly unholy glow. Shumira looked at
the package, then looked into the liquid brown eyes of her best friend.
Gally had obviously been up for a while and was dressed in the blue and
white school uniform of Scrapyard Junior High. Her hair was slightly
messy, as always, and she had forgotten to pull on the gloves that hid her
metal hands. A bright, expectant smile was plastered across her face, and
the streaks under her eyes flashed in the morning sunlight.

The package in her lap suddenly moved, and Shumira was shaken out of her
reverie. "Gally, what is it?" She picked nervously at the bow.

"I dunno, I found it on the doorstep! Do you think it's from Hugo-sempai?"
Gally flushed slightly at her own suggestion.

The box moved again, and both girls jumped. Shumira put the box down on
her bed, got a safe distance away from it, then pulled the ribbon off. The
lid on the box bounced once, twice, then flew off, in a flurry of what
looked like fur.

"Eeee!" Gally squealed, "It's so kawaii!" She held out her hands to the
small creature and it flew over to perch on one finger.

"What is it?" Shumira was slightly leery of the little thing, something
about a single eye and frog-like feet. Gally didnt seem to hear her
though, and cradled the thing closer to her chest. It was writhing
slightly under her ministrations, eye blinking in pleasure at her touch.
It shuddered and cooed, "Ji! Ji!" as if trying to tell her something.
Gally pursed her octopus lips, then held it up to eye level.

"I will call you Kimji!" The little creature bobbed its body as if to
agree. Shumira was working up the courage to touch the thing when she
noticed the clock.

"Gally-chan! We're late!"

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I really am sorry. I mixed translation/Japanese names, I am a terrible
writer, and this whole thing is just a really bad idea. But I had fun, so
there. I wrote this, then posted it to alt.comics.gunnm in about a half an
hour's time. No reaction there yet, so in my attempt to achieve screams of
horror, I'm posting it to the ffml. It's not really meant to be a Sailor
Moon x-over, more just shoujo style Gunnm. I might even continue it.

One last twisted thought: is Kimji Gally's pokemon?