Ahh yes... must CC this... (Well MST...)
Andrew: Welcome to a MST'ing of this fic...
Our MST'ers will be...
Andew Norris, Rana (Ranma from Rana and the Gems.) And Akane from the
same...

Down a poorly lit corridor walked a cloaked figure.  The figure walked
past the plain wooden doors and came in front of the one at the end of the
hall.  The figure knocked on the door and heard a muffled voice say "come
in."  Opening the door the cloaked figure walked in and saw a man in his
mid twenties hunched over his computer smoking a cigarette and

occasionally

laughing as he read some fanfic.  When the hunched figure finally turned
around the figure saw that it was indeed none other than part-time fanfic
writer Andrew Norris.  Andrew looked over and asked the figure,"Who the
hell are you."

Andrew: Humm, I don't think I would curse on seeing a huched figure...
Rana: Really? Then why do you shoot as us when we come to visit?
Andew: Food bills... I'm in college... and can't afford your eating habits.

The figure slowly raised it's hood and revealed that it was none other
than Ranma Saotome.  Andrew looked in stunned silence and said, "What are
you doing here."   Ranma glared at Andrew and said,"I'm here to kill you
Andrew."

Rana: I wouldn't kill you off... you still have Rana and the Gems to
finish...
Andrew: Then you will kill me, right?
Akane: No, I will, BEFORE you write Akane 1/2...

Andrew's jaw dropped in stunned shock and shakingly asked, "Why I

didn't have any revengefics in mind at least not for a real long time,
besides what have I ever done to you."

Andrew: Wouldn't be shocked, nor ask this question. (I know better.)
Rana and Akane: Yup.

Ranma who had been standing passively until now said,"What do you mean
what have you done to me  must you forget that horrible fic "Starmage".

Andrew: I happen to argee that it is a horrible fic, but for some reason
some people liked it... Still trying to fiugre out why..
Rana: Who knows.
Akane: Right... making me into a psycho bitch... Bad Andrew (pulls mallet,
smashes Andrew)
Andew (From hole in ground): Owie.

Andrew looked surprised and said,"Oh, come on there are lots of fics that
did a lot worse to you and deserve your wrath more than Starmage."

Andrew: This I would say... becasue it is true.
Rana: Amen.
Akane: Not many, though.
Andrew: Humm, might have a point... but considering it was my first
attempt...

Ranma

looked at Andrew and said,"You're right there are much worse fics that do

a

whole lot more to me than having me journey across dimensions and get a
daughter from a one night stand with a guy, but I have a promise to
uphold."

Andrew: Last verison I was consdiering had you getting Mickeyed and then
raped...
Rana (pulls Mallet and smacks Andrew): ANDREW NO BAKA.
Akane: You need work on the followthrough.
Andrew (From a even deeper hole): Owie...

Andrew looked at Ranma and said,"Promise, what promise is that."  Ranma
looked at Andrew and said,"well since you dropped Starmage my daughter
Ryoko has been mad that she no longer exists and made me promise to kill
you for not filling out her character before ending the story."

Rana: Nah, not worth killing him over...
Akane: Right... he has to work on OUR children...
Andrew (from hole): Groan...

Andrew

slowly stood up and stammered,"I'll write more I promise really I'll get
started right now."

Andrew: Bwhahahahaha, Like I would bother... I've killed Star mage for a
couple of reasons... mostly that I can't figure out WHAT to do with it.
Rana: Plus we'll kill you if you don't finish doing Rana...

Ranma just looked sadly at Andrew and shook his head in sadness before
bringing his hands up in front of him and blowing Andrew away with a chi
blast the size of a buick.

Andrew: If someone came in and said that they would kill me... I would SHOOT
first... and I do have a few guns handy
Rana: Then why am I still around?
Andrew: Can't afford Nabiki's blackmail.
Akane: You too?

Meanwhile elsewhere we see a young man in his late teens bending down
before a little girl and hands her a bag full of candy.

 The young man who

is revealed to be Scott Dawley pats the girl on her head and says, "Here
you go Ryoko just like I promised a bag full of Pocky sticks for

convincing

Ranma to kill Andrew for me, I'll get you the rest of your lifetime supply
in about a month,  Is that okay?"

Andrew: Nah, Ryoko wouldn't accept money to kill people
Rana: Like I would be able to be wrapped around my child's finger...
Akane: (snicker) We'll see... We'll see...


Ryoko looked up at the man who had given

her the candy and smiled and said,"It's been a pleasure doing business

with

you Mr. Dawley and remember that if you ever need Ranma to do anything

else

just asked."  With that she walked off and disappeared into her own
dimension.

Andrew: Well amusing, but I was OOC, and so was Ryoko... Ranma on the other
hand... OOC in the fact that she would kill me, off of Ryoko's request...
Rana: True... True...
Akane: True also...
Andew: Well, back to your fic... so I can write it...

Andrew Norris
"The light at the end of the tunnel, is an oncoming truck."