Having just read DB Summers "Rabbit Season", and Girl Days 14, this is
just my lill ol' way of getting even.  



A Commercial recently aired on NHK...(yeah, right...)

Cut to: Exterior, Nerima:  a scene of devastation...looks like
Godzilla's been thru town, or, if you read Outlanders (like I do...and I
pick up Book 7 Weds...), it looks like the Santovasku's been visiting...

Voice-Over:  Are you tired of property damage?  Are you tires of having
this (cut to scene of a certain teenage boy in red Chinese clothes,
black hair with a pigtail having it out with a small black pig)...or
*this* (said teenage boy now battling a little old man)...or THIs (said
little old man in conflict with a wizened old ghou...ummm...woman)...or
even *THIS* (scene of V-STOL aircraft blasting away at a dodging
redhaired teenage girl...no, *not* who you think...this is Nuku Nuku
making a guest appearance) happen to your dream home or place of
business?  Life in Nerima just getting you down?

Cut to:  scene of busy construction crew at work, new homes and other
buildings rising from the ruins with great speed.
	Voice Over:  We at the Nerima Construction Company can help.  We build
'em fast, and we build 'em right.  And we build 'em rampaging martial
artsits proof!
Cut to: scenes of various cast members of Ranma 1/2, Nuku Nuku, and any
other mayhem minded bunch that hangs around Nerima that I *don't* know
about fighting among themselves and bouncing off the walls of the new
buildings...no, I mean it!  They really *are* bouncing off the walls!

Voice Continues:  We use only the finest vulcanized rubber in our
construction (hey, I live in Akron, okay?  You know, the former rubber
capital of the world?  And the first person I catch making condom jokes
I hit with a dirty big sword!), and all at very reasonable rates.  So,
the next time you suffer from martial arts mayhem, remember...The Nerima
Construction Company!



Fine Print superimposed on screen:  Nabiki Tendo, President.

(Hey, all that damage Nerima suffers, *someone's* gotta be making some
money on that!  And while in the manga and Anime, Nabiki just operates
low level stuff, the fanfics have her raking it in.  After all,
*someone's* gotta be making the money to feed Ranma...and Mr.
Panda...and the Old Pervert...and asordid...I mean assorted
Houseguests...so I just combine the two)

Purrs,
Trel