I couldn't think of a better title.

Disclaimer: Evangelion is owned by Gainax while the Angels are a baseball team.

Takedown
The 15th Angel attack
Maya: The Angel is too far away, we can't hit it unless it comes down from orbit.

Gendo: We have no choice, prepare for action SF Ex plus Alpha.

Misato: What!? But sir! You can't be serious, that'll� that'll�

Gendo: Do it!

Misato: *sigh* All right sir. Asuka, get ready to shoot when the Angel is in range. Shinji, we're going to relay action SF Ex plus Alpha to you.

Shinji: Right!

Shinji has just read action SF Ex plus Alpha.

Shinji: Wait a minute! DAD! You can't be serious!

Gendo: Do it now.

Shinji: Y�yes.

Unit 01 goes out into the open.

Shinji: I'm a little teapot
         short and stout
         here is my handle
         and this my spout�

The Angel facefaults onto Disneyland Japan and gets blown to bits by Asuka before it can recover.

Fin.

Notes: Ah! Mr. Reader. This accursed fic of spam. Very tragic story of writer who lost will to write good fics. Now whoever reads this gets I.Q. reduction, but not be afraid yes? Dance the 'Mash Potato' reverse curse but reading this again make curse come back. C&C yes?

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