This fanfic is rated: DLIU18OEO
Which stands for: Don't Look If Under 15 Or Easily Offended. (hey,
wait, there's a 18 in the DLIU18OEO, but there's a 15 in
th-AAAAKCLCKDKGEKLKREGULARBARFKID-*)
It would be: YFIYGIT
Which stands for: Your Fault If You Get In Trouble
And it would not be: OF
Which stands for: Our Fault.
Have a: NT
Which means: Burst Of Inspiration And Purchase A Better Computer,
Dammit.
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An Strange Halloween Special
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"Wow! Look at this crap! And just think, because it's a government
auction, there's no bottom price!"
"Yeesh, A-kun, I don't know why you want to drudge these-Hey, is
that a Sony Playstation with the ADT Game CD? Coooll...." TharzZy said,
walking over.
A-kun walked over to a bunch of personal personnel files. He
crouched down.
"WOW! Who knew Donald Trump got a D- on Economics? And that Alicia
Silverstone is currently a middle-age school teacher living in Michigan? Or
that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is living in Iraq under the
assumed name of Ayahtola Assahola?" A-kun asked nobody in particular.
Suddenly, someone grabbed A-kun, cracked him across the head and
dragged him off.
"Hey, A-kun, I found this great deal on 8 tons of Gold Bullion. I
need your checkbook. A-kun? OH MY GOD! HE ONLY LEFT HIS MAXED-OUT CREDIT
CARDS!" TharzZzDunN cried, leaving people to wonder how he knew the cards
were maxed-out.
TharzZzDunN tilled the fields in a parking lot as he faded from this
dimension, leaving behind thousands of wrecked cars. The windshield on one
had a threatening letter to William Shatner signed and kissed by King Henry
the Foghorn Leghorn.
TharzZzDunN continued to plow I-94, sideswiping an unnamed street
fighter named Gryp-THARZY!
TharzZzy thought of and about his wife, Caroline, and his three
daughters as he cracked the whip on their heads. Living in sin with that
Charles Ingles fella! Why he'd show them a thing or two, right after he got
back from Clown College!
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It's time for another Author Halloween!
We're on a budget, so no title.
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By A-kun, C-chan, ????? and TharzZzDunN
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Dammit all, we're saving up for punctuation, stop using the effing
equal sign.
Right, one ply.
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Sorry, A-kun, we've looked at the revised budget. We'll have to
stretch out the one ply.
- - - - - - - - - -
Stop wasting spaces!
- - - - - - @_@
AAAGH! Did you have to slam my face onto the scanner? My cheeks
came out all puffy.
Negate thy speech-a-thing Yoi!
Oh, great. Now we're doing Impro?
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"It was a dark and smutty FFML............" declared the screen.
The figure that sat before the screen with the keyboard in his/her
lap waited. And waited. And waited. And waited.
Finally, he/she hit a key on the keyboard. The key was "."
He/she hit it again and again and again, as someone hitting a key on
a keyboard repeatedly would. Soon, the whole page was filled with the
little dots.
"This means something. But what?" the figure murmurred to
him/herself.
Finally, someone walked in and hit the lightswitch, revealing the
figure to be a female. The someone was a male. In the more pathetic lemons
that had been released onto the internet, this would be cause for either a
masturbation scene or a rabid sex scene involving cattle, overcooked prawns
and maybe some Campbell's soup.
However, we're going to not only disappoint you by NOT doing that,
but we're going to insult you by having the people in the room discuss such
things, but never engage in the aforementioned activities.
"Hey. What the hell are you doing in the dark, typing away at
masturbation scenes or pathetic lemons about cattle, overcooked prawns and
Campbell's soup and rabid sex and I'm going to leave now because I'm getting
hungry." TharzZzDunN said, leaving.
Another male stepped into the room. This one also would not be
engaging the female in any sexual conduct, certainly nothing to do with
whips, leathers and other naughty toys, so just shoo.
"Why's TharzZzy mumbling about overcooked prawns and Campbell's
soup?" A-kun asked
"Don't know." ????? replied.
"What'cha got?" A-kun asked, walking over to look at the monitor.
"A screen full of '.'s." ????? responded.
"AGAIN!? Haven't you figured out what that means YET?" A-kun asked.
"You have?" ????? noted with wily interest.
"Hell no, but I never got the impression that it ever meant anything
in the first place." A-kun responded.
"Imagine a world..." the narrator began.[NAKED]
"Who's that talking?" ????? inquired.(
_NAKED_)
"No clue. Probably some computer nerd." A-kun responded.{_
*NAKED*_}
"THAT'S IT!" the narrator said, stepping onto the set and strangling
A-kun.<@_
*NAKED*_@>
A-kun kneed the narrator in the groin. A-kun then grabbed the
narrator by the hair, hauled the narrator up, set the narrator's throat onto
his shoulder and performed the Stone Cold Stunner, killing the narrator
instantly.?<@_
*NAKED*_@>?
A dark shape sneered possessively at the two from the shadows,
slobbering down its' shirt, spitting all over the panes of glass before its
face, shudders of ecstasy rippled through it's lanky form, fingers crabbed
into a grasping claw as it reached for it's rightful prey. Cautiously it
stroked their smoothly rounded surfaces, fingernails leaving a flushed
trail, it waited only a heartbeat longer before snatching them up and
fleeing from the scene.
"Hey that guy got the last of the cherry tomatoes!"
TharzZzy squealed as he placed his prizes in their proper places in
his trophy case\water cannon he'd had commisioned for the hood of his car.
Meanwhile, back at the Batcave, A-kun and ????? were downloading a
buncha filthy .jpgs and .gifs, putting an automated sequence on the
Batcomputer to display all filthy animated .gifs involving Batman, Robin,
the Penguin and/or Ataru Moroboshi whenever it was booted up or rebooted.
They turned off the Batcomputer and snuck away in the Batman outfits they
had swiped from Batman's closet (oddly, he had one specially molded to
?????'s figure... odd), giggling.
"Hey, what'd you get?" ????? asked.
"Just the Death-Pain-Shock stick and pink eyeliner. Oh, and a lot
of these round vibrating cylinders." A-kun said, pulling a smooth black
cylinder out and turned it on.
"Uuuhhhh, A-kun..." ????? began.
"No, no. I think I can come up with a practical joke with these
things.... Hmmm, I'm overdue to get Uncle Alfred..." A-kun said.
"Uuuhhhh... A-kun..." ????? said.
"So, what'd you get?" A-kun asked, changing the subject.
"Nothing but these round metal thingies in a pouch that reads
'Stolen From Catwoman'. And this thing, whatever it is." ????? said,
pulling out some metal balls that were one inch in diameter and labeled
'Stress Relievers For Women'. The unidentifiable item seemed to have a long
piece of pink molded rubber at the end of what would otherwise be a
chainsaw.
"Hmmm, start that chainsaw thingy up." A-kun said.
????? pulled the cord, starting the machine, which only seemed to
vibrate the pink molder rubber thingy.
"I don't get it. Hey, that would be a perfect gift to give to mom
this Christmas. I'll trade you the pink eyeliner for it." A-kun said.
"Uuuhhhh... A-kun..." ????? began.
"C'mon, c'mon, is it a deal or not?" A-kun demanded.
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"STOP!!" A-kun declared, snatching the keyboard from a snickering
?????.
"What's up?" C-chan asked, who had been attempting to hold her
composure for quite some time now.
"First of all, this isn't a comedy. It's supposed to be a Halloween
fanfic, not an April Fools fanfic." A-kun growled.
"That's a great idea! Let's start one of those instead!" ?????
said.
"NO! We're getting this Halloween fanfic out. We've been delaying
the fans on the Anime Death Tournament, so we need to compensate. This
fanfic has to be able to make up for all the silliness that we've put into
the ADT without putting in a lot of blood and gore." A-kun said.
"So what? If people wanna see blood and gore, they can watch
Celebrity Death Match on MTV." ????? answered.
"Anyway, since none of you fools will be serious about this, I'll
fix it." A-kun said.
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" TharzZzDunN screamed as a Venus Flytrap
bit him in half.
"Nice try, but that won't change anything, TharzZzy." A-kun said.
The Venus Flytrap swallowed the rest of TharzZzy and belched.
A-kun, ????? and C-chan looked at it with wide eyes. Nothing had ever EATEN
TharzZzDunN before. Maimed, pounded, thrashed, baked at 425 degrees F,
pummeled, dashed, splorged or maybe even munched on, but never actually
EATEN.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!" A-kun screamed as the Venus
Flytrap attacked...
---
"Don't you love that Gary Shandling time trick? Anyway, I'll begin
the official fanfic." A-kun said.
"Yeah, he didn't even bother showing how we managed to kill that
thing or how we managed to rescue and heal TharzZzy." C-chan said.
--
A-kun blinked.
"Say that again." A-kun demanded.
"That again." ????? responded.
"Look, repeat what you said before." A-kun growled.
"What you said before." ????? answered.
A-kun glared at ?????, who finally dropped the gag.
"Okay, we're all going to this mansion for some five-day
psychological study on insomnia. We all get free food and lodging and you
can consider this a short vacation from the FFML." ????? responded.
"I didn't know you suffered from insomnia." A-kun said, as he began
packing, knowing that he would rather go on his own than get suckered into
going and whining about it the entire way.
"Normally I wouldn't, but SHE'S going to be visiting her parents in
Oregon for another week or so." ????? answered.
"Ah. Well, I guess I'll come along. Anyone else coming?" A-kun
inquired.
"Well, I'm not sure. Huh? wanted nothing to do with it and flew out
to some station that's researching sharks. A-chan's entering a beauty
contest in Mount Rose. Something about her being so drop dead gorgeous that
she should win instantly. I don't know what she thought she could do, she's
not even enrolled. Anyway, TharzZzy and C-chan seem skeptical, but I think
C-chan might come along for lack of anything better to do." ????? answered.
"Actually, I heard TharzZzy's going to go up to Maine to hunt some
mutant alligator or something like that." A-kun responded.
"Ah. Hey, isn't that supposed to be a lake so calm that it's almost
placid?" ????? said.
"Yeah, they were going to name it Lake Placid, but the name was
already taken. Why they didn't just call it Placid Lake, I'm not sure."
A-kun commented.
Having thoroughly done a series of mentionings towards certain
movies, ????? and A-kun left A-kun's house and headed for A-kun's run-down,
rusty '88 Pontiac Grand Am. They got in, A-kun in the driver seat and ?????
in the backseat for some reason. Then A-kun got out of the driver seat and
placed his luggage in the backseat with ?????.
A-kun started his car and drove to C-chan's house, easily navigating
past the need for a conversation during the trip by turning on the radio.
C-chan tossed her luggage into the trunk of A-kun's car after using a
coat-hanger to open and then lock A-kun's trunk. She got in and they all
began driving to New Hampshire.
After a while, they found themselves in Burkittsville, MA. After
C-chan got some directions, they passed three college students on their way
to film a documentary about some bitch who laired in the woods and continued
to the mansion.
Oddly, they all arrived before anyone else. But, as they approached
the mansion, the fence, which was heavily chained into place, prevented them
from getting any closer. A-kun bravely exited the car and bellowed, "HEY,
CRAPHEADS! OPEN THE DAMN GATE!"
A grizzled old man appeared suddenly, startling the crap out of
A-kun by shooting at him.
"Whaddya want?" the old man gruffed.
A-kun spun around, bent over and grabbed his asscheeks. (Like most
skunks in the wild, A-kun often points his butt in a threatening manner
towards visible predators and potential threats. He then tries to serenade
and woo them with his beautiful and unique form of "stench music".)
"Ah, @$@#. He's going to do his Ace Ventura." ????? grumbled.
"Dear sir, we would like to come in. We're part of a psychological
study on insomnia. By the way, would you happen to have a breath mint?"
A-kun began, parting his buttcheeks in time with his voice.
The old man wasn't going to put with A-kun's little act and kicked
A-kun in the ass through the fence.
"Get in yer damn car. I'll open the damn fence." The old man,
before adding under his breath, "Ya'll get yers, boy. When ya get yers when
ya all get chopped inta hagis."
A-kun got into the A-kunmobile and flashed a grin at both disgusted
women.
"I used my charm to convince him to open the gate." A-kun said.
"And when that failed, you used your ass." ????? sneered.
A-kun scowled as the old man got the chain off the fence. A-kun's
patience was wearing a thin, itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
that was seventeen sizes too small for the first time that day. He wasn't
in the mood for their hijinks all of a sudden as hours of bad and clogged
traffic, horrible songs, the fact that 90210 STILL hadn't been canceled, and
that last bad chocolate shake took their toll on his tolerance with interest
and managed to sic the IRS on his tolerance as it hadn't paid it's taxes in
the last eight years.
A-kun gunned the engine, screeching forward, smashing the gate open
and nearly running over the old man as the car barrelled forward in a roar
of overcharged glee. The car seemed to seethe with power as it smashed
through the tinkling angel fountain that was always in front of any REAL
mansion. C-chan and ????? screamed and threw things at A-kun in an attempt
to bring back any sign of sanity, but A-kun wouldn't have it. He had been
waiting his whole life to do this and he didn't care about the consequences
for once. The car reflected on this and shot forward, charging at the front
door. A-kun laughed wildly as he watched the car near the front door. He
spun the wheel wildly as the car hit a slick spot of mud. The car seemed
just as terrified as A-kun as the car performed an astonishing 20880 degree
spin and a 4500 degree roll-over and smashed through the front doors. The
car slid to a stop on the marble floor inside (yeah right). A-kun turned
the car off and breathed a sigh of relief that he hadn't been killed... yet.
"Cool! Even better than the other Ace Ventura trick I was going to
pull." A-kun said as he opened the door and fell out of his car. He stood
up and admired the destruction.
He casually pulled his luggage out of the car and looked around.
There was a massive staircase that split in twain to go shooting into two
different directions.
"I CALL MASTER BEDROOM!" A-kun said, charging up the stairs and
running left as ????? and C-chan dazedly pulled themselves from A-kun's now
right side up vehicle. They grabbed their luggage and glared after A-kun as
A-kun's vehicle was parked out in front of the mansion, given a tune-up and
the front doors were repaired.
"Jerk." C-chan growled, walking up the stairs after him.
"Wow, look at the art." ????? commented.
"Yeah, especially this ugly bastard." C-chan said, pointing to a
picture of an even more grizzled old man than the one that had met them at
the gate.
"Yeah, no kidding. Someone oughta pee on it just make it look
better." ????? commented.
As C-chan and ????? walked up the stairs and to the right, they
failed to notice the painting glare harshly at them in particular. When
they turned to look at the painting again, they saw nothing new.
"Ugh. If anyone had any sense of dignity, they'd either torch that
thing or toss it into an industrial shredder." C-chan sneered.
"Hideous. Yeesh. If I ever have a kid that looks even mildly like
him, I'd slap it day and night just to make it look better." ????? added.
Both ignored the face of man in the painting turning bright red or
the veins popping out of the man's forehead.
"Hey, who's the old ugly freak?" A-kun asked, walking back in to
look at the painting.
"No clue. He's pretty damn ugly, though." ????? said.
"No kidding. Hell, if he were alive and within eighteen miles of
me, I'd be getting dates left and right." A-kun agreed.
The trio began laughing at the painted creature's expense before
leaving to grab their rooms.
Later that day, they were introduced to Troy McCluer, Veronica
Tatase and Archie Bunker, the other half of the study group. Well, Troy and
Veronica were actually the proffessor and the assistant respectively, but
they counted as they were going to be living there as well and would have to
be up at the same times that the other four would be.
"There's an evil presence in this house. I can feel it..." Veronica
commented as A-kun used a mirror to try and look up her dress. She smacked
him and took her vanity mirror back from him.
"...'only wanted to check my hair'... PUH-LEASE!" Veronica growled.
Now that he had insulted all of the females, A-kun was now
comfortably apathetic to everyone. He could relax. Then, the maid walked
in. A-kun realized he hadn't seen or insulted her.
"Wassup ho?" A-kun asked.
The maid shot him a look that would've killed more empathic men.
Since A-kun was apathetic, he merely returned her 'friendly look' with a
'friendly gesture'.
"Comfortable yet?" ????? asked, having realized why he was acting so
strangely.
"Quite." A-kun responded.
"Ah, the 'piss every female off at least once' state of mind."
C-chan said, realizing that was how A-kun operated.
"If I don't piss someone off, then we have nothing to fight about
and thus we have less reason to talk. I feel making people angry is the
best way to strike up a conversation." A-kun replied.
"Even if what they spew at you is mostly curses and oaths to
desecrate your grave." ????? inquired.
"Hey, at least they're talking, ne?" A-kun inquired.
A-kun laid down on the couch and folded his hands onto his stomach.
"As I was about to say, dinner is set downstairs. You may eat when
you like. Before dark, my husband and I will be leaving you six alone. In
the dark. At night." The maid said.
"You'll have to pee. In the dark. Alone. In the dark. If you
smack your head, you'll have to bandage yourself. Alone. In the dark. At
night. If you injure a swineherd. Alone. In the dark. Dark. If you
engage in rabid sex with a weasel. Alone. In the dark. At night. If you
want pig testicles. Alone. In the dark. At night. You'll have to puke up
spoiled shrimp. Alone. In the dark. At night." A-kun taunted from his
resting place, having heard the speech before.
"Can't you be serious?" ????? asked.
"What, is the big bad
_DEAD_ owner of the house going to eat my head
with a lion-shaped flue or something? Or animate dead corpses to get lucky
at bingo? Or release the cats that fart flames at you? Or release the dogs
with the bees in their mouths so when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Let the old bastard try." A-kun taunted mercilessly, feeling insanely cocky.
A bookshelf fell on him.
"That was a lucky shot." A-kun's muffled yell declared.
-----
"Enough of that story. You're just copying The Haunting." ?????
growled.
"All right, hotshot, you play Author." A-kun said, thrusting the
keyboard at ?????.
"Fine, I will!" ????? said, sticking her tongue out at A-kun.
---
????? and A-kun flew to the site. The site where Raditz, the Saiyan
warrior was.
"Hope you kept up in your training, oh amazonian one." A-kun
growled.
"Hmph. Just watch and wait." ????? responded.
????? charged at Raditz, followed quickly by A-kun. ????? punched
at Raditz, a blow that Raditz easily ducked. However, A-kun's knee sent the
Saiyan sprawling backwards, hurt, but not
by much. The Saiyan quickly recovered and clotheslined both heroes, sending
them stumbling backwards.
"Hope you got some super technique like Picollo did, 'cause he don't
exist and we ain't gonna get any effing help." ????? said.
"Oh, I got a technique. Just hold him off for a few second while I
build up the power." A-kun told her.
"Hmph. Wimp." ????? commented.
--
"Oh, and this is scary? PFFFT!" A-kun told ?????.
"Yeah, they might have to actually read that fanfic one day." ?????
responded
C-chan snatched the keyboard away.
---
She couldn't be! She had spent hundreds of dollars and far too much
effort... SHE COULDN'T BE OUT OF BULLETS!
-----
"Uh, no. TharzZzy?" A-kun asked, turning to the erstwhile member of
the writing brigade.
"He went to the bathroom." ????? responded.
"Well, all of our ideas pretty much suck. Any other ideas?" A-kun
asked.
"I know! A werewolf horror story! We've pretty much done
vampires..." C-chan began.
"Ugh. Never mention that again. The One Who Shall Remain Nameless
still hasn't forgiven me for that." A-kun responded.
"Screw him. He didn't accept your apology and we were all hoping
he'd take a joke. He can't. Let it go. Besides, he's gotten too damn
moody for his own goody." TharzZzDunN said, exiting the bathroom.
"Anyway, what werewolf movies have we seen recently?" C-chan asked.
"Uh, none. Vampires was my bit." A-kun responded.
"And thanks to The One Who Shall Remain Nameless, you've been unable
to write anything related to them." ????? added.
"Oh, let's see.... uh, how about some really tough ones?" A-kun
said.
"Hmmm, the toughest werewolf would be one that's virtually immortal,
can fight really well and could take anyone else in this group...." C-chan
commented.
Everyone looked at A-kun.
"Not me again!" A-kun whined.
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A-kun hissed as the pain from the wolf bite began to intensify.
Blood began leaking from the wound as he growled in agony. He refused to
submit to this pain, even slightly. However, even the strongest of will
cannot contest against a virus such as that of Lycanthropism. He staggered
and fell into a convenient river, saving hundreds in special effects (you're
mad, we saved millions by teasing the idiots then having you fall in the
Hudson River!). When he arose from the river, his blood-red fur began
glowing eerily in the moonlight as he threw back his head and howled.
Then, he began scratching his left ear. After he finished licking
his crotch, he looked around and saw a fire hydrant. Overjoyed, his primal
instincts navigated him through the side of a parked city bus to said fire
hydrant and he proceeded to raise his left leg. Having finished that
business, he licked his crotch again and began sniffing around. It didn't
take long for him to find something disgusting and roll in it. Then he ran
to the park to sniff some dog butts.
Once completed all the acts that were normal for a DOG, he killed a
deer and ate it's entrails. Finally, he began his reign of terror...
Later...
"GAWD-DAMN MUTT!" the butcher cried as A-kun-werewolf drove off in
the meat delivery truck.
"Biggest damn dog I've ever f**king seen!" the butcher's assistant
commented.
Later Still....
"GET BACK HERE!" the angry milkman screamed as A-kun-werewolf drove
away in the milk truck. For the next eighty days, cats vanished left and
right from neighborhoods and massive turds were found on their owners' front
doorsteps.
Later Even Still.....
"AAAAAAGGGGH!! STOP THAT!" the toilet salesman said, trying to
shove A-kun-werewolf so that he pulled his head out of the toilet that he
was drinking from.
The National Toilet Con '99 was hit hard by the attack of
A-kun-werewolf. Especially after he swiped all the cars. Of course,
A-kun-werewolf nearly killed himself trying to drink from the space shuttle
NASA toilet as he kept hitting the "Increase Suction" button while trying to
pull his head out.
Even Later Than Even Later......
"OOOhhh... I love big, hairy men...." the girls cooed.
"Shi'! My best girls are fawnin' over that big guy in the cornah.
What da hell he got dat I don't?" the pimp asked.
"Well, your car, for one." the pimp's friend commented.
"HEY, YOU SONOVAB**CH! GET BACK HERE WITH MY 'MR. FUZZY' 1950'S
MUSCLE CAR!!!" the pimp shrieked as he ran out into the street where
A-kun-werewolf was driving off with his girls and his car.
The pimp looked down and sighed in relief. At least he still had
his lucky fuzzy dice.
Later Than Later Still...
"And the winner of the Indy 500 Grand Prix is... the big hairy
werewolf!" the announcer said.
The announcer turned to see A-kun-werewolf driving off with the
announcer's limo with the Indy 500 trophy.
-------
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!" A-kun, ?????, C-chan and TharzZzDuuN
said, waving at you.
"Loo-loo-loooo-looloo-loo-loo-loo-loolooloo-looloo-loo-looooo...."
everyone sang.
A-kun-werewolf was dancing on a piano as Huh? played. Suddenly,
Huh? began playing the Imperial March. Everyone put on Darth Vader outfits
and made the Darth Vader breathing noise.
=======================
"Happy Halloween and hope you don't get torn in half like I was in
that horrible, horrible Slinky accident. - Love, TharzZzy" - Note
TharzZzDunN left on the storm drain before that hail storm
_way_ back in
'98.
"Humanity has survived 1999 years past Year 1 without totally
annihilating itself from the face of the planet. That's reason enough to
celebrate in the Year 2000. Of course, you're still an idiot if you think
that the millenium starts in the Year 2000. It starts in 2001, people,
there was no Year 0. And a whole unit goes from 1 to its final number." -
Huh?
"Remember, it could be worse. We could wind up living lives in
world like Bubble Gum Crisis, Shadowrun, Dark Stalkers or Urutsukidoji." -
A-kun
"EVERYBODY CHAO YUN FAT TONIGHT! WHOOOOOO!" - C-chan
"Okay, I'll imagine that I'm stuck in Megami Paradise. What's so
bad about that, you ask? No Snickers or Butterfingers or TV or internet....
'course, there's always the benefites of being in Megami Paradise...
*MEGADROOL*..." - ?????
Happy Halloween!
"Who are you to judge those who are greater than anything you will
ever be?"
"I am me. I am the master of my own destiny. These are the only
things that are important."
"You are but a speck on the small dot of a particle compared to me!
Why do you insist on fighting me?"
"Because a virus is small, one would not think it very strong at
all, but viruses have wiped out hundreds of thousands of millions of
animals, plants, people and even minerals. That just goes to show that the
bigger you are, the harder you fall."
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