Subject: [FFML] Re: [BGC][LIME-ISH] A Wild and An Untamed Thing...
From: Jeanne Hedge
Date: 11/6/1999, 8:00 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com
CC: Bob Schroeck <rms@eclipse.net>

At 10:01 AM 11/6/99 -0500, Bob Schroeck wrote:

<comments as I read>

"I can't believe I let you talk me into this!" Linna yelled into 
Nene's ear as the crowd's noise doubled in volume.

"I can't believe you were in the theatre and never did this 
before!" Nene shouted back as they settled into their seats -- 
two on the aisle, as she'd insisted.  They were about two-thirds 
of the way back from the screen, which seemed to disappoint Nene 
slightly, but the redhead quickly recovered.

"I didn't think I'd like it!"

Nene smirked.  "Trust me, you'll love it.  Especially the live 
show.  I know *I'm* looking forward to it -- it's been months 
since the last time I came here.  Now, do we have everything?"

you didn't...

Linna looked into the plastic-handled shopping bag on the floor 
in front of her and made a face.  "Do we really need all this 
stuff?  What all do you have in here, anyway?"  She cautiously 
pawed through its contents, as if expecting something might leap 
out and bite her.

you did! <bg>

"Rice, toast, toilet paper, newspaper, playing cards, confetti, 
rubber gloves, party hats, noisemakers, hot dogs, squirt guns, 
butane lighter," Nene singsonged.

"What do you *use* it all for?" Linna demanded.

"You'll see!"  Nene smirked again.

Linna rolled her eyes.  "So why is it just the two of us?"

"Priss doesn't like the show."  Nene shrugged.  "Go fig.  And do 
you really have to ask about Sylia?"

Linna laughed.  "Yeah, she wouldn't be caught dead here."  

Nene pouted.  "Well, I *did* call to see if she wanted to go, but 
Mackie said she had plans for the evening and was already out."

oh no! She's not.....

"Lucky Sylia," Linna murmured, and Nene lightly smacked her on 
the arm.

Looking over at Nene, Linna once again marveled at the difference 
in her friend.  Linna had barely recognized her when she'd picked 
up the redhead at her apartment.  To begin with, Nene had poured 
herself into a tiny French maid's outfit that did wonders for her 
figure.  She had added fishnet stockings and stiletto-heeled 
shoes that were at least 12 centimeters high, and the combination 
easily put the lie to all the teasing comments her friends had 
often made about the younger woman's weight and figure.  To top 
it all off, Nene had teased and sprayed her hair out into a wide, 
slightly curly mop and done up her face like something out of a 
kabuki play:  paper white base, bright red lips, and heavy 
mascara and eyeshadow.  Linna had to admit that right now, next 
to Nene, she felt rather plain and frumpy in her designer sweats 
and headband.

Nene should have gotten Linna to bring her tap shoes

At that moment, the house lights began to dim, and the crowd 
erupted in cheers and whistles.  On the screen, the studio logo 
appeared, heralded by familiar music, and then the screen went 
black.

"A long, long time ago," the crowed roared as one, "God said, let 
there be lips.  And there were, and they were good!"

And with a colossal cheer, another midnight showing of "The Rocky 
Horror Picture Show" began in MegaTokyo.

<snicker>

<snip>

She had never seen this kind of audience participation before, 
and it simply overwhelmed her.  Linna found herself quickly swept 
up in the spirit of the evening, carried along in a kind of 
contact high by the hundreds of oddly-costumed and loudly 
rambunctious movie-goers surrounding her -- whose numbers 
included a downright *rowdy* Nene who unselfconsciously screamed 
very un-Nene-like profanities at the flickering screen.  Linna's 
shock and surprise had faded into a kind of disbelieving delight 
about the time that Nene yanked her into the aisle to dance the 
"Time Warp"; and by the time the song was done, she had 
surrendered completely to the atmosphere and mood.

aw, gee, I thought Sylia was going to turn up as either Janet or one of the
cast members for "Time Warp".  unless......

Nene had been right, she decided.  What appealed most to her 
about this ... happening ... were the live performers who acted 
out the film in the small open space in front of the screen.  She 
found herself spending as much time watching them as watching the 
far more visible action projected above them, and felt a growing 
kinship with the strangely-dressed band.

As she sprawled in her seat, happily panting after the exertion 
of the Time Warp, she grinned in devilish delight as the live 
Brad and Janet slowly backed up the center aisle of the theatre, 
only to run into a tall, dark-haired figure in a black satin 
cloak who had silently glided towards them.  Linna screamed along 
with both the live and the film Janets when the figure's bone-
white face was revealed by a tightly-focused spotlight.

"How d'you do, I/See you've met my/Faithful handyman..." the 
figure mouthed, tossing its head, and Linna suddenly had the 
strangest sense of deja vu; there was something disturbingly 
familiar about this bizarre, androgynous figure in the black and 
purple sequined merry widow and fishnet stockings.  As the song 
progressed, the live Frank N. Furter strutted up and down the 
aisle wreathed in the glow of the spotlight.  Fans both male and 
female reached out for a touch of a hand or a thrown kiss -- 
whoever the performer was, Linna realized, they had a hell of a 
following.

YES!!!  You DID! (you *are* going to cross post this to afbgc, aren't you?)

She watched "Frank" with great interest.  He was tall, almost 2 
meters, and the high heels he wore had to add another 15 or 16 
centimeters to that.  "Frank" also had a strong but slender build 
and a seductively confident strut that faltered only once, when 
he was stalking up the aisle near where she and Nene sat.  His 
face was a study in stark relief:  heavy white pancake makeup 
setting off great dark blobs of eyeshadow and mascara and black 
lipstick, all framed by the black fright wig he wore.  Something 
about him tugged at the edges of Linna's memory, as if this were 
perhaps someone she had known once, long ago.

<snip>

As the movie and the floor show continued on, Linna realized that 
she was half out of her seat.  She slowly lowered herself back to 
the cushion as strangers on all sides whispered envy and desire 
and longing to her, and Nene brushed Linna's ear with her lips to 
say, "Wow, she's never done that before."

It took a minute or so for Linna to bring her palpitating heart 
and near-hyperventilation under control enough to realize what 
Nene had said.  "'She'?" Linna hissed back to Nene.  "That was a 
*woman*?"

Nene looked genuinely surprised.  "You didn't realize?  Her 
name's Lee -- that's all they put in the program, just 'Lee' -- 
and she's been playing Frank on and off for a couple years now.  
She's not the regular Frank, but she's one of the most popular."  
Nene leaned in, a conspiratorial look shining on her face.  "So, 
how was it?"

"Lee"? As in the 2nd syllable of a certain character's given name when
pronounced in English? :)

Without thinking, Linna touched her lips with her fingertips and 
murmured, "Nice..."

Nene laughed.

Linna spent the rest of the movie in a partial daze, which seemed 
to amuse Nene to no end.  She soon forgot to watch the screen at 
all, her eyes never leaving the tall, slender woman who was so 
provocatively dressed.  But "Frank" never again came back up the 
aisle to where she sat, and seemed to avoid looking in Linna's 
direction at all, even when doing so made their staging clumsy or 
stiff.  Linna once again wondered if she might know this Lee from 
somewhere...

She was only roused from her speculative trance when Nene elbowed 
her sharply in the side and pointed to their identical custom 
wristwatches, which were glowing and beeping softly.  She swore 
under her breath, and together the two of them quietly stepped 
out of the cinema as twin Rockys carried the corpses of their 
creators while a pair of Riff-Raffs fired useless antimatter 
lasers at them.

gee, good thing for them that she show's over. Could have made for a *very*
interesting performance otherwise

<snip>


"Where," Linna repeated, slowly, "is Sylia?"

Mackie shook himself, as if to rouse himself from a dream, and 
replied, "She didn't respond right away to the page, but she did 
call in a few minutes later; she's on her way right now."

gee, I wonder why

<snip>

"Mackie!"  Sylia's voice followed hard on the heels of the buzz.

Mackie left off "helping" Nene (for which the latter gave silent 
thanks) and loped over to the control console.  "Yeah, Sis?"

"I'm on my way down now.  Go upstairs and get me the spare myomer 
actuator control unit."

excuses excuses. I guess Mackie doesn't know what she's been up to tonight,
huh?

"Sis?"  Mackie sounded genuinely puzzled.

"Do it, Mackie."  Sylia's tone brooked no argument, and despite 
the confusion he clearly felt, Mackie nodded.

"Right, Sis, I'm getting it now."  Punching the "off" button on 
the intercom, Mackie looked at Linna, shrugged, and ran for the 
elevator.

Mere moments after he had left, Sylia stalked in, an imposing 
figure in a full-length black trench coat, with a gym bag in one 
hand.  

"Hi, Sylia," a hardsuited Nene, her helmet under one arm, called 
>from the door to the locker.  

"Yeah, hi," Linna added as Sylia dropped her gym bag on a handy 
chair.

Sylia nodded curtly.  "Ladies," she said, something close to a 
scowl darkening her expression.  She reached for the top button 
of her trench coat, then paused.  She gazed intently at the two 
of them for several long moments, saying nothing.  Then she 
turned her back to the two women; from the movements of her arms, 
she had begun unbuttoning the coat.

"If the two of you *ever* say *anything* to *anyone*," Sylia 
softly warned, "I will personally help Mackie bug both your 
apartments.  Understand?"

She whipped off the trench coat, threw it over the chair and 
picked up the gym bag, then stalked into the changing room.  

Nene and Linna stared as the black-and-purple sequined merry 
widow and fishnet stockings vanished behind the changing room 
door, then turned to each other and began to laugh.

Very good, I loved Linna's reactions to it all. I think the final pay-off
is a little weak (I don't like the last line, with the laugh), but a little
tweaking of the last 2 paragraphs could take care of it. Maybe something like:


"If the two of you *ever* say *anything* to *anyone*," Sylia 
softly warned, "I will personally help Mackie bug both your 
apartments.  Understand?"

She whipped off the trench coat and threw it over the chair, picked up the
gym bag, and Nene and Linna stared wide-eyed as Sylia, clad only in a
black-and-purple sequined merry widow and fishnet stockings strutted into
the changing room.


I sure hope you send this to alt.fan.bgcrisis some time. People there will
love it :)





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