Author's notes: Well, the newbie that's so far been responding merely to
the Evaslayers thread, has noticed a lack of Slayers 'fics! This isn't
quite a Slayers fic.. It's a crossover short story, almost falling under
the lines of a spamfic.. But this is intended to be a trilogy, the third
part being in the works right now. It is through Zelgadis's eyes, as Xellos
holds a party. I tried to make this stories' strength everyone's being in
character. Basically, make this as strange as possible. I used some of the
things's/people's dub names because they would fit better with the mood of
the story (Forgive me purists, it's also because of my general lack of
knowlege on those Anime). The rest, you can see yourself. If it is liked, I
will post the second part, and, eventually the third. After the third, I'll
probably reflect on this trilogy. C&C appreciated!! There ARE fic
references, hotel references, and such, so if you notice, please don't
mind! They're made (esp. the fanfic ones), as a tribute.
Disclaimer: I, Kat of the Werekat clan, hereby admit that these people are
not my property, as with the universe being endless, these stories probably
exist somewhere, and if they ever found out who did this to them, they'd
kill me. What this has to do with the disclaimer- YOU GUY'S AIN'T MINE! Go
to your respective original authors, and kill THEM instead!! (No offence to
the original authors, either! ::sighs, as she is now targeted by the sharp
pens of the manga and anime script writers and artists::)
A Party Out of This World, or
A Day from Zelgadis's eyes.
My name is Zelgadis Greywers. I am a chimera, one of the three that helped
defeat Shaburanigdo during his second rebirth. Right now, I am stuck at one
of Xelloss's crazy parties, which I wouldn't have gone to had Lina not
insisted. Here's how my day began...
Once I woke up, feeling incredibly lazy, I took a shower to snap me out of
it. When I was ready and dressed I found an envelope on the desk in my room
in the hotel we were staying in. Marriot, I think. It was adressed to me. I
opened it, and the piece of paper in it said:
To Zelgadis Greywers:
You are formally invited to a small get together created by me, Xelloss!
And
come in something half-way decent, there are people with worse curses.
10:00 PM Eastern Time, the Ballroom in the Middle of the Wood (Literally!)
Signed, Xelloss.
I sighed, and wondered if everyone else was coming. If so, I had to.
Otherwise, Lina would probably go out of control. So, I went to her room
and knocked. I'd learned my lesson the time I was thrown in once. I, and my
enemy
were both deeply fried.
-Come in! -She said.
I walked in carefully, and showed her the invatation. She showed me hers,
complete with a little sarcastic remark towards the small size of her
chest.
-Are you coming? -Asked I.
She nodded.
-It should be fun! Are you?
I shrugged.
-I guess so.
-Ok, I'll go tell everyone!
Lina went off, all excited. During the day, we walked to the middle of the
woods, and fell through one heck of a hole. Luckily for us, the party
didn't quite start yet. But, sooner then later, people began arriving.
Now I am at this point. I suddenly look over my shoulder after hearing a
hysterical "WAI!!!!" from Amelia.
-Zelgadis-san, will you dance with meee?!? -She yells, as she charges at
me.
Then, I am yanked away less then a second before Amelia would have caught
hold to me. I whisper my thanks to the person, but am pulled out in the
middle of the dance floor! Lina, who had been pulling random people up to
dance with her, had caught hold of me.
-Lina, I can't dance! -I whisper to her. She stops for a split second,
finally noticing that it was me she grabbed. Then, she apparently decides
that it's too late to do anything else, and keeps dancing, coaching me in
the process. Finally, a few minutes past, the music dies down, Xelloss
announcing that it was called "Moon Revenge." I could care less if it were
called "Don't be Discouraged." Then, Xelloss gets this little grin on his
face, and announces his congradulations to "The best couple out on the
dance floor yet, Lina and Zelgadis!" I am about ready to fall through the
floor of embarrasment, but first blast him with a Ra Tilt. But instead, I
shoot him a
look that says "I will kill you when I get the chance." He catches it, and
grins.
I sit down, completely exausted, and some fight catches my eye. It seems
people are pouring buckets of hot and cold water on each other, turning
each other into various creatures. I come over to the one that didn't seem
to change, except for his hair color. I turn him around. It turns out, he
turned into a 'she' with the water, however!
-What happened here?- I ask.
-It's a curse, ok? An annoying curse!
I point at my skin, and say she's not alone.
-Definetely! -She says, pointing at the row of a pig, goose, cat, giant
panda (WHAT?) and a few other creatures. After a small conversation, I see
Amelia is charging at me again, and run for it. I wonder if this is going
to last for a long time. I then bump into someone who looks like Amelia.
She jumps back.
-Wai, a demon! Miss Yohko, there's a demon we can slay!
I stop, and let Amelia charge by.
-Hey, hey! -I yell. -I'm not full demon, and I'm not letting you slay me!
Her lip trembles.
-B.. But it's my job!! I'm a devil hunter!!
-Job or no job, I'm still part human!
-Azusa, I think you've made a mistake this time. -Says a young girl, no
older
then fifteen.
-But Miss Yohko!
-Listen, I think I know someone who shares your love for slaying things. -I
point at Amelia.
-WAI!!!! -Azusa rushes to meet her.
-Sorry about Azusa. I'm Yohko Mano, Devil Hunter.
-I'm Zelgadis Greywers, chimera. As I said earlier, I am part Demon.
-That's all right with me. Azusa though..
She sighs, pointing at her, chatting away happily with Amelia.
-I'd guessed as much.. Amelia's a friend of mine. She's a 'champion of
justice.'
-What? ANOTHER Sailorsenshi? -Asks a girl with odango in an extremely short
skirt.
-Sailor Soldier? What's that? -I ask.
The girl sulks and sweatdrops.
-I am Sailormoon, the ultimate champion of justice! In the name of the
moon, I right wrongs and triumph over evil!
I shrug.
-Whatever.
-What do you mean, whatever?? I and my friends defeated the devil queen of
our world!
-That makes two of us. Me, Lina and Gourry defeated the demon king of our
world. Same difference.
She sweatdrops again.
-Hey, Odango Atama!! What are you doing sitting around? -Asks a girl with
pink hair. She looks about nine, and seems to be another Sailorsenshi.
Sailormoon sweatdrops.
-Chibivirus!-She then turns to me. -This is my daughter from the future.
Sailorchibimoon.
-That's right! -She says. -In the name of the Future Moon, I, Sailorsenshi
in training, right wrongs and triumph over evil!!
I point her to Azusa and Amelia. She also shouts "WAII!" and runs to them.
I sigh.
-Any more justice obsessed heroes, and I'm going to blow something up. -I
announce. Yohko nods her agreement, and Sailormoon leaves. At that moment,
we hear something. We turn to the source of the sound.
-Fam, you know I can't use my magic! I only have a few pills left! I don't
want to spend the rest of my life a mouse!
-Awwww.. But Ihrie...
-No 'buts', Fam!
I tell Yohko I'd be right back, and come up to them. First, I put on my
hood (I decided not to come in a tuxedo, and be laughed at by Xelloss the
rest of the evening) and mask, and come up to the duo.
-Excuse me, Ihrie, ne?
She turns around unhappily.
-What do you want?
-Are you, by any chance, also cursed?
-Yeah, got a problem?
-None. I am cursed myself. -Then I whisper to her. -I'd show my curse, but
your friend seems rather impressionable. I wouldn't want to scare her. She
nods, and asks Fam to wait a little ways away. She accidentally points to
our group of sugar hyped girls, and Fam quickly makes three friends. I then
pull down my hood and mask. Ihrie's face remains straight.
-That's not such a horrible curse, compared to mine! At least you can use
magic!
-Why can't you? -I ask.
-I turn into a MOUSE every time I use magic!!
-Are you afraid of mice?
I quickly duck her flying fist. It seems she's as temperamental as Lina!
-Of course not! They're very cute creatures. But, they are almost totally
helpless!
-You have a point.-I then get smacked by her. She then blows on her hand.
-Of course I have a point! Ow.. Ow.
-I wouldn't suggest you smack me. I'm part golem.
She grumbles something like 'NOW he tells me.' Then, she leaves to find
Fam. I guess Xelloss might have been right in that invatation. There just
might be curses worse than mine. I turn to Yohko. She's not there anymore.
Azusa must have started trying to slay the other demonic guests, or
something. I get thirsty, so I go take a look at the food table. Xelloss
certaintly has interesting taste here. Else, there must be some interesting
guests at the
party, because the treats include raw meat, with boiled broccoli on the
side, a cake called Zebra (this one looked like it was made with real
zebras!!), even a fishman (Imagine Lina's reaction), and a few things I
won't even
mention. To my surprise, I find some normal green tea. I look at the
package. From some coffee shop in some place called Antarctica. Knowing
Xelloss, I don't think that's even in our universe! I pour myself some, and
start
drinking. I look around, and laugh, looking at the dance floor. It sports
the most interesting couples today! It is a slow dance, by the way. There
are two cats, with a cresent moon on both their foreheads; the panda and
the girl;
Lina and Gourry (About time!); Sailormoon (In a princess's outfit), and
some prince, a girl with red hair, and a boy with blue hair, and many other
people. The funniest couple seems to be a dragon-half, and a pop star
that's been
known to SLAY dragons. How they get along is a mystery to me.
At that moment, some cross between a cat and a rabbit bounds in the door,
meowing happily, and begins destroying Xelloss's supply of carrots. Next, a
girl runs in the door.
-Ryo-ohki! Where are you? -I point her to the cabbit thing (That was my
nickname for it. It actually turned out to be right, though!) But, our
sugar hyped group is already petting it. My attention soon turns back to
the door, where two girls try to tear apart a guy to dance with them. Ok,
that's a curse worse then mine. Next in the parade, are two police
officers. They're going to have a lot of work to do here. Next, is some kid
with red hair. She's
typing on some ethereal thing. She looks around, and as she looks at me,
her eyes narrow.
-You should make a very interesting experiment! -She says, as she slowly
advances.
-Hey, hey! -I protest. -I'm not letting myself be experimented on!
Suddenly, Xelloss comes to my rescue.
-Washuu, we agreed you'd find and collect your samples later!
-Oh, yeah. -She says, sadly. Then, her eyes narrow again. -But you,
chimera, you may have escaped this time, but sooner or later, you'll end up
on my lab table!
Xelloss fades out, and Washuu goes to the dinner table. Now, some girl
bursts through the door, meowing, and begins devouring the fishman. She's
lost it.
-Nuku-Nuku! -Calls some man. -You may be an android with the brain of a
cat, but that's no excuse to eat the fish.. Pardon, fishman, now!
-Oh, so she's got the brain of a cat.. -I think to myself. -So, I guess
it's natural.
Suddenly, I feel pulled away. Lina!
-Not again, Lina!
-No, Zel! The contest just started!! -She tells me.
-What contest?
-Talent contest!
She then pushes me on some stage. I stumble on, and see the eyes of all the
guests on me, and Lina giggling. I promise myself that I'd at least
seriously hurt her when we got out of this. So, I decide to sing, because I
really have no other 'talents'. I sing one of my two songs, 'We Are'.
Amazingly, the audience hushes, hearing me. When I end, they applaud
wildly. This is a little too much for this chimera, and I walk off the
stage. As soon as I'm
out of sight, I run. Then, as I pass Lina, I give her a look. She giggles
some more, then points my attention to the stage. Two little creatures,
Ryo-ohki and something that looks like an electrical mouse, are dressed in
white uniforms, with a red R on each one. Then, they start saying a speech.
-Meow meow, meow, meow!
-Pika, pika, pikachu!
-Meow, meow meow meow meow!
-Pika, pika pika!
And continue in that form, until the end, when a little six tailed fox
jumps down from the curtains, and says "VUULPIX!" Then, the red haired
girl, and the blue haired boy jump up there. I notice they have those
suits too.
-Hey, that's not right! Copycats!-Says the blue haired boy.
-This is how it's done! Prepare for trouble! -Says the girl.
-Make it double!
-To protect the world from devastation!
-To unite all peoples within our nation!
-To deny the evils of truth and love!
-To extend our reach to the stars above!
-Jesse!
-James!
-Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
-Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
A little cat then jumps down. I think the fox represented it.
-MEOWTH! That's right!
The threesome bow, and jump off the stage. The three creatures, rolling
with laughter follow. Actually, almost everyone is roling with laughter.
Then, the Sailorsenshi come on. There are five of them. Chibimoon isn't
with them for some reason. Sailormoon asks something of Xelloss. He nods.
-These young ladies will now give a demonstration of their powers! For this
purpouse, I am summoning a few youma! Cue the music!
-The music? -Asks someone.
Some slow music starts playing, and the soldiers get into their fighting
stances. Then, someone (Probably in the music) yells "Do it now!", and the
music gets very fast. A parade of lesser demons march on stage, and the
Senshi start attacking them. I could see how they defeated the Demon Queen.
I don't think she was tougher then Shaburanigdo, though. Soon, the demons
are destroyed, a few other demonstartions passed, and our five sugar hyped
girls get on stage. What the heck are they planning to do? A few shouts
come from the crowd.
-Amelia!
-Azusa!
-Chibimoon!
-Fam!
-Sasami!
So, they begin singing a cute little song. I think I'm going to get
cavities, if stone teeth can get them. After it is finally over, the awards
are given. Me and Lina still share the one for 'best couple' (I am going to
KILL you,
Xelloss!), and, surprisingly, I get one for my singing. Since the talent
show voting is done by the guests, not Xelloss's decision this time, I
guess they actually liked it. Heh. As I walk out with my friends, Lina
starts talking
to me.
-I liked this! I'd love to go to another one!
Xelloss then appears.
-Good idea!
I begin to protest, but no one listens. I sigh, and hope Xelloss dosen't
hold on to his word this time.
The next morning, I find an invatation to a paintball game. Oh no.. Here we
go again. I go to ask Lina if she is coming. It is most probable she is.
And
if so.. I'm going to be dragged along as well. Wish me luck.
Well, I hope I get some responce for this, and this isn't too bad! C&C, I
repeat is appreciated, all of it that you have to give! Please answer to
this one!!!! If there are any questions too, please send them! I await...
Kat