However, in the new world, there were people who felt out of place,
disconnected. These were souls who were meant for the old world but had
no
way of going there themselves. The only portal was something called
fanfiction.... ^^
>From the words of Mei Masaki Jebadiaha Moses.
David was a cute boy who lived in... the big guy up there's favor. And
the jealous John, came and killed him with a well-thrown sling-shot.
But this is anime! David was ressurected, but was cast in a coccoon.
Later He was discovered in the alternate universe.
John was forsaken by The Big Guy Up There. He went out to make a life
of his own, and ended up inventing the CGs. They were the next
generations of the Anime people, generated to be even more overwhelming,
funny, and shiny. They revealed incredible powers, and the scientists
found out an amazing way, to turn these into the few rare, RPG's. Some
of them turned into books. But the Virus that cost the Big Guy Up There
a million dollars in bank was still immenent.
It "americanized" many animes, and turned them into horrific, Keanu
Reeves like- clones. Overloading corni-ness and wierd voices filled the
land. But then, came the savior.
Copy-writers. In their holy quest to copy-write, they used their most
dreaded weapons, "Lawyers".
They sued the virus to a legalized death. But then came greed. The
copy-writers, fearing for their own sake now that they destroyed,
"Americanization", respectivly, copy-writed everything, making annoying
disclaimers and limiting the good people of Anime. That started a civil
war, led by the good people of Fan-Fiction. Led by the holy leader, Mei
Masaki Jebadiaha Moses, he used his staff to create a path way to
freedom. (Across the Sea's. The Big Guy Up There was too frustrated to
make rivers.)
After that, the copy writers seemed to give in, but declared NO PROFIT
WHATSOEVER for people to make off of them. It seemed fair at first, but
the Copy-Writers now used their power to earn money through Lawyers, and
gained almost enough power from the Anime world to be....*cough *wheeze
*gasp *cough a Human. Their distinctive and bright eye's changed into
that of a disgustingly human way, and destroying all sense of humor.
It was a dark-age indeed, for the good people of Anime....
ToBeContiNued.
Disclaimer:
(Many disgruntled fanfic writers who spent hours creating characters I
took standing outside my house, holloering with their signs and
torches)
(Many different Anime companies with Mecahs, Evas, and other stuff comes
to finish me off.)
*Pop Crackle and Crack!!
"AHHHHHHHH"
"NOOOOO FORGIVE ME... NOOOOOOO!!"
"Not the RED TAPE MANEUVER!!"
Tons of legal papers crush Raz to death.