Jack Staik wrote:
Andrew Turner wrote:
On Fri, Nov 19, 1999 at 06:35:54PM -0800, Jack Staik wrote:
Everyone has stories that they won't read. But what constitutes a truly
awful one that no one would read? I discussed this with my brother, and
we came up with this one:
[Pokemon][Sailor Moon][Lemon][xover] Chibi-Usa Gets A Pikachu
Can anyone think of a header that would be more certain to chase away a
potential reader?
You do realize that you have just in effect challanged the list to write a
fanfic with that name? Someone somewhere is, right now, starting to write
it... *shudder*
Hey! What a great idea!
Yeah!
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"PIII!" *grunt* "PIII!" *grunt* "PIII...kaaa..." *whump*
Chibi-Usa applied a pokeball to the nearly fainted electric rodent,
beaming it out of the way before it could be squashed.
"You know, challenging pokemon to push giant lemons up a hill isn't how
most trainers tire out pokemon they want to catch."
"But it worked, didn't it?"
"True." Brock restrained his curiosity as the girl tagged the citrus
fruit, turning it back into a decorated, floating black ball. "Now for
your part of the deal. Remember: I help you catch a pokemon, you get me
a date with your friend."
"Mm-hmm. Come on, let's go meet her." Chibi-Usa turned away, seemingly
eager to go, but actually just hiding her snicker. Makoto had promised
to help her with chores if she would introduce her to a cute guy...and
even if this one did try anything funny, even his pokemon were weak
against Makoto's specialty.
What she did not know was that Makoto would have to transform in front
of him before the night was out, sending him to the hospital from lack
of blood. Which was a bit of a mystery since the monster never touched
him, yet his nose seemed to be mortally wounded.