^_^
You are either a comic genius or you're not getting
enough oxygen.
-<SNIP>
TOFU: No - that's because I lost interest in Kasumi
after
Mousse and I admitted our true feelings and started
shacking
up together.
##<eeeeeeeeeeee>
I can almost see them as a couple. <oh help>
<SNIP>
AKANE: *GENMA'S* my *FATHER*?!?
##Let the beatings begin.
NODOKA: GENMA!!
GENMA: Don't blame me! Going to that mate-swapping
party was
*your* idea!
(KASUMI faints in a ladylike fashion.)
(AKANE is dressed in a white robe, a tanto at her
stomach.)
RANMA: Give me that! (pulls on tanto)
AKANE: I have the blood of Genma Saotome in me! I
don't
deserve to live!
RANMA: I understand that! I sympathize! Believe me,
not a
day passes that the same horrible thought doesn't
make me
sick to my stomach! But it's an affliction I've
learned to
live with!
##LOL
<SNIP>
AKANE: Of course! Who else can I express my
sadomasochistic
heterosexual tendencies with while allowing my
nurturing
lesbian side to run loose?
##LOL LOL
<SNIP>
NODOKA: That's allright, children! You can still
marry!
*Without* having to live in a trailer park in West
Virginia!
##Than rumbling sound is the WVa. Coal Miners Union
comin' down the Information Super Highway.
RANMA & AKANE: We can?!? How?!?
NODOKA: Genma is not Ranma's father!!
GENMA: NANI!?!
RANMA: You mean Ryoga's father is my father?
NODOKA: No - that's in another story entirely.
Please try to
keep up, dear.
##Are we going to hear that story???
<SNIP>
AKANE: Ranma! Give me the tanto!
##ROTFLOL
RANMA: I can't be allowed to breed!
(RANMA runs out of the room; AKANE pursues)
NABIKI: What are they so excited about?
HAPPOSAI: Who knows? Wanna go upstairs to my room,
little
girl? I'll give you a shiny yen piece.
NABIKI: Okay.
##^_^
^_^
VERY nice. Thanks for the laugh.
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