this is my very first fanfic... warning: this has lots of Japanese words (although I'm not sure if I'm using them the right way). do you guys want me to post the 'glossary'?
// - thoughts
{ } - Chinese is used
Ranma: called Ranma when boy, when a girl, called Ranko
In case anyone out there didn't know, Muu-Muu is the name of Mousse's cursed form.
This fanfic is based on their song, "The Ballad of Akane & Ranma", not really necessary to know the lyrics, but it'll be nicer...
if there are any mistakes, well, please point them out to me.
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Can't Say It Aloud -1
by Natsuki
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[Ranko wakes up, soaked in cold water]
Ranko:
(groggily) N-nani...?
Genma:
Hurry up, Ranma! You overslept again!
Ranko:
(now fully awake) Whydja have to throw water at me, oyaji?!
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[Kasumi looks up from the dish she just set down]
Kasumi:
Hmm... I suppose Ranma's up already.
Soun:
(from behind newspaper) Mm hmm.
[A loud crash is heard. Kasumi places her hand over her mouth.]
Kasumi:
Ara...
Nabiki:
(steps in with a bored look) It's early in the morning & they're at it already. (sits down to eat)
[Nobody bothers to look up from their rice bowls when Genma crashes into the pond. A panda emerges & joins them at the table. Akane enters, already in uniform.]
Akane:
Ohayo, Otousan, onee-chan, Nabiki, & Saotome-san.
Genma-panda:
Growr. (chews on bamboo)
[Ranma strolls in, irritation still evident in his face. He plops down beside his father. As he reaches for his chopsticks, Akane finishes her meal & stands.]
Akane:
Come on, Ranma. We'll be late for school.
Ranma:
Demo, I just started eating-
Nabiki:
You should listen to Akane, Ranma-kun. Or do you want Hinako-sensei to punish you? (smirks)
[Ranma glares at her & reluctantly stands up & follows Akane]
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[Akane notices Ranma glancing around the area apprehensively]
Akane:
(impatiently) What's your problem, Ranma?
Ranma:
Well, this is usually the place where Shampoo ambushes me-
Voice:
Ni hao, Airen!
[Ranma is startled as Shampoo suddenly appears beside him.]
Shampoo:
(whispers softly in his ear) Wuo ai ni.
Ranma:
Sh-shampoo...
Shampoo:
(sighs & reluctantly peels herself away from Ranma) Airen, Shampoo just come to say hello. Have to go now because many order today. Dzai djien! (Shampoo, on her bycicle, disappears)
[Ranma immediately starts running to avoid Akane's accusing glare]
Ranma:
Hurry up, kawaiikune!
Akane:
(runs after him) Why, you...!
[They pass by a house & suddenly whater flies out, splashing Ranma. We spot an old lady w/ a bucket of water in one hand, cleaning her house.]
Ranko:
(shakes head disgustedly) Somebody's paying that old lady, right? Maybe Kuno?
[Akane laughs at her & they resume running]
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Voice:
Pig-tailed girl! Tendo Akane! The sweet tiger lily & the vibrant rose! Come to me, my loves!
Ranko:
Chikuso! Does he have to show up everyday?
[Kuno is able to glomp Ranko]
Kuno:
Pig-tailed girl, thoust are the beauty amongst such peasants.
[Ranko grabs his shoulders to shove him away]
Kuno:
My goddess! I am pleased to see you show your passion for me. You truly love me!
Ranko:
(outraged) PASSION?!?! LOVE?!?!
Kuno:
Aah, hear her scream her love for me! But please, not so loud, for I fear for Akane's tender feelings. But, my love, my heart pounds in ecstasy as your fiery-flamed hair shines around you like a halo, an angel-
[Alas, Kuno is interrupted as a dainty foot buries itself in his face]
Ranko:
(lowers her foot & grabs Akane) Let's go, Akane!
[Both run into the P.E equipment room]
Ranko:
Kuso... that stupid hentai's getting more tenacious everyday.
Akane:
He's really obsessed, I tell you. (straightens away from door) I'll go get you some hot water before the bell-
Voice:
I was thinking you might need some of this.
[Akane & Ranko spot Nabiki at the window, holding a steaming kettle. Ranko dives froward eagerly]
Ranko:
Youshi! Arigatou, Nabiki!
Nabiki:
(holds kettle out of Ranko's reach) Nabiki Express. We aim to please. Of course, you _will_ have to pay for it.
Ranko:
(eyes her warily) What if I don't want to?
Nabiki:
(shrugs) Oh, well. Don't. By the way, the bell's going to ring in about, say, 5 to 6 minutes. Sayonara!
Ranko:
Wait! (Nabiki reappears) How much?
Nabiki:
(smiles) Since you're Akane's iinazuke, I'll give it to you for 500 yen.
[Ranmo & Akane make sounds of protest but still reluctantly hands over the money. Ranko grabs the kettle & immediately changes back to a boy.]
[Ranma & Akane step out of the room & starts walking to class]
Ranma:
(stops) You go on ahead, Akane. I think left my bag in the P.E room.
Akane:
Fine. Hurry up, though, cos Hinako-sensei isn't very patient.
Ranma:
Sure.
[Akane leaves]
Voice:
You cur! Did I not tell you not to approach the fair Tendo Akane? You have incurred the wrath of the Blue Thunder, Tatewaki Kuno! (thunder & lightning appear on the background, & a student is heard, "How does he do that?") Prepare to be slain, miscreant!
Ranma:
Chikuso... (drops into a fighting stance) Let's get it over w/, Kuno.
[Kuno charges but it stopped when Ranma grabs his bokken, pulls him near, & unfortunately meet Ranma's fist.]
Ranma:
Why don't you just- (bell rings) Kuso! Late! Taihen da...
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[Ranma slips into class]
Voice:
So, you're late again, Ranma!
[Ranma stops sneaking to his seats & sighs]
Ranma:
// Kuso... & I was so close, too. // Gomen, Hinako-sensei.
Ms Hinako:
(the little girl approaches Ranma) You're a delinquent! And you know what I do to delinquents, don't you?
[Ranma nods resignedly]
[Ms Hinako whips out a coin. Soon, Ranma's battle ki is slowly being absorbed by Ms Hinako, who slwoly turns into a sexy, voluptous woman.]
Student 2:
Sugoi! Look at her body!
[Ms Hinako abruptly turns & absorbs energy of student 2]
Ms Hinako:
Respect your teacher!
[Ranma stumbles onto his chair]
Akane:
Next time, don't take so long, baka.
[Ranma weakly glares at Akane]
Ranma:
Who are you calling baka, you kawaiikune tom-
[A piece of chalk hits Ranma on his face]
Ms Hinako:
Ranma! Stand outside!
[Ranma is seen standing in the hallway carrying 2 buckets of water & a sign slung around his neck that read, 'I was talking.']
Ranma:
(moodily) Kuso...
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[Lunch time- Ranma stands by Ukyo's grill]
Ukyo:
Sugar, I could hear your stomach growling all the way from class. (smirks) Has Akane been cooking again?
Ranma:
Iie. (gobbles down okonomiyaki) Arigato, Ucchan. This was one of the few good things that happened to me today.
[Ranma reaches out to pat her shoulder but Ucchan immediately glomps onto his arm]
Ukyo:
Oh, Ranma honey, it's so-
Voice:
Ranma, you baka!
Ranma:
(groans) Ikkenai... Akane, I can explain-
[Akane wallops him sky high w/ her hammer]
[Students applaud]
*that's it for now... i'll post the continuation later. c&cs are very welcome.
-natsuki
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