This is my first Spamfic. I just had to write this down....
About Nose bleeds and such...
Ranma and Ryoga sit together by a tree after a particularly eventful day
involving Happosai, a girl's locker room, a half-dressed Akane, and
P-chan.
Ran: Jeez again? You got some kind of condition or something?
Ryo: [holding his head back and pinching his nose.] Shut up this is all
your fault ya know!
Ran: It is not! Here, its great for nose bleeds. God that's disgusting,
how can you squirt so far? [Ranma hands Ryoga a small white object. Ryoga
accepts it and stuffs it up his nose.]
Ryo: Thanks. This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't...
Ran: You ungrateful jerk! If you hadn't passed out at the slightest hint
of flesh we wouldn't be all beat up!
Ryo: You mean -you- wouldn't be all beat up Ranma.
Ran: Aw, stuff it. But really, you get nosebleeds way to easy, maybe you
should go see Dr. Tofu or somethin.
Ryo: Will you lay off already. I already went to the doctor about this
its nothing OK?! I'm just sensitive.
Ran: Alright jeez bite my head off why don't ya?
[The pair sits in the shade for a moment quietly.]
Ryo: Hey Ranma, Why do I feel like running on the beach?
Ran: Huh? Oh that...its nothing...
Ryo: No dammit! You know why! Tell me why I just got an urge to go
horseback riding?!
Ran: You don't want to know.
[Ryoga looks strangely and pulls the 'tissue' from his nose.]
Ryo: What the hell is this?!
Ran: Nothing.
Ryo: Dammit Ranma!
Ran: OK, OK! Jeez Its a .......[Mutters something intelligible.]
Ryo: What?
Ran: It's a tampon OK!?
Ryoga looks at him dumbly and then at the object in his hand.
Ryo: AAAAAGGHHH! [Drops the Tampon and scurries away from it.]
Ran: Oh, you baby, Its not like it was used.
Ryo: Why do you have one of those?!!
[Ranma just gives Ryoga a look.]
Ryo: That is disgusting!
Ran: Why do you think it's called a curse Ryoga? Do I really have to
explain this to you?
Ryo: NO!!! I don't ever want to hear about this! I'm sorry I know now!
Ran: Whatever. This from a guy who sleeps in a girls bed.
Ryo: This is completely different Ranma. That shouldn't happen to a boy!!
Ran: You're tellin me?
Ryo: Ranma I'm leaving now. We never had this conversation OK?
Ran: Yea sure, see ya around.
[Ryoga walks off leaving Ranma by the tree. After a moment Ranma wanders
off as well.]
Ran: I hope she isn't still mad at me....
Da end.
That was just sick. But I enjoyed doing it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Ja!
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