On Mon, 31 Jan 2000, Andrew Wilson wrote:
"I love you, Happosai," she said.
"I love you, Kasumi-chan," he replied.
This is completely random. Was that the point? Of course it was. Did
you do it effectively? That's what I'd like to discuss.
The point was to make us all heave. Or am I wrong, Jack?
So? Anyone can do that.
"Oh Ukyou!"
"Oh water-pail lady!"
"Shampoo sits upon this throne of ivory every day! I must be a part of
her any way I can!" *glubglubglub*
"While Kasumi-onnechan prefers older men, I like younger men. That's why
I don't like my engagement to Ranma...He's over seven years old."
Did -you- consider any one of these lines an example of a good fanfic?
What if I just appended it to the end of a generic lime scene?
-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble. A few more shots, then
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode. Ducking around a corner,
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of
my Anime supplier.
One look at his face and I knew that I had been betrayed. "Tell me,"
I insisted. He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance. Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao," he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...