Nihao minna!^-^I finally got around to finishing
chapter 10!But before we go on to the fanfiction,I was
wondering if you guys had any good ideas for a new
fanfiction name!Do you?I would truly like to hear
it,since I think Crystal Tokyo 3 is a pretty stupid
title indeed.I'd also like to hear C&C!I almost
thought about giving up the fanfic before it was even
done!Only 1 person ever gives me C&C!*though I'm
very,very grateful to that 1 person!!*But,enough with
my incessant ramblings,on with the fic already!
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Chapter 10-Fishy Fishy kitty cat...-or-Who's this a job for,Sailor Moon or The 6th child?-or EVEN-New pop sensation!!!The three starlights...???
"Onto the daily news.We have the results from the test-type poll on who is the most kawaii bishoujo in our school.Once again,it was a unanimous vote and I managed to get a secret photo of the winning girl.I blew it up into a poster and here it is!"Gakko pulled down a poster hanging from the ceiling.Trunks gasped.It was a picture of Ryuko giving a thumbs up and winking towards the camera.Gakko blinked."Nikko Gosunkugi,please step up here for a moment."
A boy with weird eyes wearing two candles on either side of his head walked up."Y-y-yes,president?"He asked.
"I thought you said this was a photo secretly taken?"Gakko glared at the other boy.Nikko just smiled stupidly."You are dismissed.But next time try taking a secretive picture,or I'll give your job as secret-photo taker to someone else!"
"Y-yes Mr. President!"Nikko walked back to his seat.Trunks sweatdropped.He stared long at the poster.He smiled slightly."Oh,Ryu,how I wish that now was just like yesteryear."he mumbled.
"What did you say?!!!You have actually SPOKEN with the goddess?!!"Mukatsuki yelled in surprise.
"Yeah,Trunks and Ryuko almost became foster sib-mmmph!"Goten was stopped by Trunks's fist in his mouth.
"Does this mean,you have seen Ryuko in states of dress that the rest of us may only dream about?!!"Gakko asked,grabbing Trunks by the collar of his nice shirt.Trunks glared at him and threw him lightly back over across the table.
"As if I'd ever tell YOU guys if I ever saw Ryu in anything less than a school uniform!"Trunks replied angrily.This was obviously a topic these boys shouldn't have gotten into.
"But,as the official Ryuko Aino Fanclub,we need to know everything about the majorly sexy one!Please tell us about her with your vast knowledge!"Mukatsuki pleaded.
"I'll only tell you one thing.DON'T get on her bad side."Trunks warned."Your undeserving lives depend on it."
"We shall remember those sagely words!"Gakko exclaimed and saluted."To think,the gentle flower Ryuko holds such deadly awesome power..."
"I'm leaving now.I can't stand being around guys like you for too long."Trunks said and walked out of the room.
"Son Goten-sama!Please tell us everything you know about Ryuko-chan!"The boys crowded around Goten.
"Alright,only if I can have one of those magazines!"Goten replied.A bunch of Hentai Ai(don't look for this brand,it's made up)magazines appeared in front of Goten."Alright!Now for my part of the deal..."
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Ryuko had just arrived at the apartment,when suddenly a cold chill ran down her spine(ala ranma that "one" time in volume 4,I believe).She made a face and shivered.She walked up to Shinji's door and listened.He was humming.Then he started talking to himself.Then singing.
"Ai,ai,ai,it's so beautiful.My,my,my,I'm totally in it full!"Shinji sang."And the girl of my dreams is the one and only-"
"Shinji!I'm home!"
*writer starts laughing really loud."Get it?Ryuko interrupts him by saying his name so it kind of sounds like Shinji just said he was in love with himself!Hohohahahaha!"*
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Sailor Venus saw Tori's house a few miles away.She stopped suddenly when she saw Sailor Jupiter jump down out of the branches of the tree in front of her.
"Hey!"Sailor Jupiter exclaimed.
"Konbanha,Jupiter!"Sailr Venus replied."Now,what's the senshi meeting about?"
"You'd better sit down,Kiseki."Jupiter said in a serious voice.Sailor Venus sat down."Now,are you prepared?This could change the whole rest of your life."
"Hai.I'm ready for anything!"Venus smiled and gave the V for victory sign.
"Now,"Jupiter took a deep breath."Which of the two new guys do you like better?Trunks or Goten?"
If Venus hadn't been sitting down,she would've fallen flat on her face."Um,this is important senshi business?"Venus asked.
"Well,for all we know,some goofy guy like tuxedo kamen could come along,and it might be one of them!"Tori exclaimed,just detransforming.Venus detransformed back into Kiseki and they both started walking back to Tori's house.
"I can't decide,they're both MAJORLY hunky,ya know?"Kiseki and Tori continued to talk about Trunks and Goten.
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"Hmm,the princess is very good,perhaps too good.She might be able to resist."Hojo sat in his dark laboratory repeatedly playing the tapes of all of the 6th child's times in combat that he'd secretly "borrowed" from NERV."This won't be good.Her anger is increased by Jenova,yes,but not her skills...not when she's semi-aware,at least.
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*The writer has paused for a short intermission."ITTAI!My hand!!!My hand!I'm in PAIN!"Now back to the fanfiction.*
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Mitsu Hino glared into the darkness,then did a flying kick.The shadows seemed to move away from her kick just in time.She swung out with one hand before landing and managed to catch her target.
"OW!Good(grunt)shot,Mitsu(squeak)chan!"Fukusha said,sounding rather a lot more high pitched than usual.
"Um,did I hit a bad place again?"Mitsu asked,sweatdropping.
"Yes."Fukusha squeaked.
"Gomen nasai...that's the third time within the last hour,isn't it?"Mitsu asked.
"Fifth...at this rate I'll never have children."Fukusha's voice was just returning to normal.
"Maybe we should stop sparring and go home for dinner then?"Mitsu suggested.
"Alright."Fukusha stood up from his curled posture on the ground and began walking towards the Hikawa Jinja.
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Dionysus blinked a few times as he was roughly pushed out of Ryuko's underwear drawer.He landed flat on his face,the rest of him landing shortly after.
"Kono ecchi!"Altaira shouted,jumping down from her previous place on the dresser.
Dionysus blinked.::I should've known.As soon as Altaira came,all my fun was ruined.No more sleeping in the princess's underwear drawer,no more sleeping on the princess's lap,and no more 'accidentily' walking in on the princess while she's taking a shower.Damn it all!I'd better stay quiet,she might cool off.::
"I heard all of that you pervert!I'm the majo of the mind,you know!"Altaira clamped down firmly on dionysus's ear with her teeth."Now I(huff)think kitty(puff)needs a(gag)BATH!"while Altaira was saying this through her gritted teeth,she had been dragging dionysus into the bathroom.With the last word she bodily hurled dionysus into the tub of hot water with all her strength.She was of course very surprised when she saw a very human male Dionysus stand out of the tub.*writer imagines dionysus with clothes on,unlike the Jusenkyo curse.*
"I'm HUMAN!Yippee!!!!!"Dionysus danced around.Altaira noticed that he was indeed as cute as he'd always said he had been.Altaira couldn't be expected to remember back 3000 years every exact detail of every exact person,after all.Anyway,Dionysus was about 6'2" with short blonde hair and nice clear blue eyes.His smile was,to say the least,at the moment a very stupid one.
"Yes,I remember now,it's just like the Jusenkyo curse.There's a time-limit though."Altaira mumbled.
"Quit analyzing the scene,kitsune-shojo!"Dionysus said impatiently and,with one fluid motion,picked Altaira up and dropped her in the tub.And out came A girl with red hair that shifted naturally to black.She had quite intriguing amber eyes and was about 5'7".She was wearing a strange outfit,the outfit she'd been wearing that fateful day...
"I could've done that of my own will you know!Me and Icarus and Appollo can shift back to our human form for a day!Then we must spend at least a day as our usual forms."Altaira mumbled.
"Would you just stop that for a second?!"Dionysus asked in an annoyed voice."I have no way to take advantage of girls in this form!I don't know when I might go POOF back into that cat!"
"Well,sorry!We can't even leave this room right now,both the princess and the boy are at home.We'll have to wait in here until this wears off!"Altaira looked like she was about to tear her hair out in frustration.
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Ryuko had the sudden urge to fall asleep,so she went in her room and did so.
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A ballroom.Very eloborate.Filled with happy people dancing.But the only two really worth noticing were a young couple dancing off to the side.It looked as though neither of them knew how to dance,but were having great fun anyway.They both looked about 17 years of age.The girl resembled Ryuko very much.And the young man wore blue armor and had his back turned so that his face wasn't clear.He had brown hair and was quite tall.The music in the background was beautiful,a japanese love song,and the title seemed to be quite clear even though it seemed as though it had never crossed her ears in physical existance.It was Unmei wa Utsukushiku,Fate is Beautiful.
"Tonight we celebrate the binding of the Moon and Mercury!"Someone had stood up and was trying to yell over the music,which had stopped after he started speaking.Everyone in the ballroom cheered and turned towards the young couple earlier mentioned,the boy turned around,and both blushed furiously and smiled.
~Blue,very shy eyes....a nice smile...could he be...?He seems so aged by war though...Even the eyes seem easily ready to take in the sight of dead bodies of loved ones...perhaps they have...~
"Congratulations,Prince Pan."A man with spiky green hair said and smiled."You truly beat us all!"The man walked off to the outside of the ballroom and leaned against a wall.A woman walked up next to him shortly afterwards.
"You took that well.I am proud of you,Phorkys."The woman smiled.
"I just hope Dionysus takes it good naturedly as well,you know how desperate he was,after he found out about princess Haruka's love for princess Michiru."Phorkys replied,looking into the ballroom at the only female couple dancing on the ballroom floor.
"You were quite desperate when you found out too,Phorkys.But you matured,instead of going into your fantasies,like Dionysus."The woman sighed slightly."Destiny obviously doesn't apply as much as it used to,what with Princess Rhea and Prince Pan,and the princesses Haruka and Michiru."
"Yes,very true.It is very strange that Unmei no Utsukushiku should play,since we are talking about fate."Phorkys listened as the song had been resumed.
"Why are we standing here talking about the fates of people?I should have other things to do.Like making sure Dionysus doesn't try something-"The woman was cut off.The previously mentioned Dionysus swung down by way of rope from a window and picked up the girl from earlier,now identified as Princess Rhea,and swung back up to the window.
"-stupid."the woman finished.
"I suppose you were a little too late on that one,weren't you Altaira?"Phorkys commented and laughed.
"Haha!Now the princess will truly be mi-"Dionysus didn't get to finish his sentence,as he was thrown out the window by his supposed captive,who used the rope to swing back down to the ballroom floor.
"I had better make sure Dionysus is unconcious.Because if he isn't I'm going to punch him until he IS!"Altaira growled and ran out to the fountain which Dionysus'd been thrown into.She sighed.He was unconcious,or,semi concious,babbling incoherently.
"I am the queen of hearts.Would you like to see my tarts?"Dionysus smiled stupidly and then went completely unconcious.
"Kono ecchi baka."Altaira mumbled and dragged him back inside."This is the last time I'll EVER help you."
The scene changed to the shadows under the window of the ballroom.
"You don't know how right you are."An evil voice cackled.Out of the shadows walked Kunzite.Smiling,he walked into the ballroom and took his place by the door.On the other side was Zoicite.Kunzite winked at his fellow guard.Zoicite winked back.At the only other door stood Nephlite and Jaedeite.Who also winked at eachother.
The scene changed to a few miles outside of the Palace.There stood Queen Beryl,with normal skin,normal long red wavy hair,even normal teeth.She was talking to the large black form known only as Queen Metallia.
"Excellent.Everything is going as planned."Metallia murmured and grinned fiendishly.
"Then,does that mean?"Queen Beryl asked.
"BEGIN THE ASSAULT!"
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"Aaahh!!!"Ryuko woke up,perspiring.She looked out her window.Night time.Only one thing came to her mind.
"Oh no!Shinji's dinner!"She leapt out of bed and ran into the kitchen and immediately began fixing dinner.She glanced at her watch.Then stopped her dinner making processes.It was 12:47 am.She sighed slightly and walked back into her room.She halted in front of Shinji's door as she heard him yell.
"No!"Shinji yelled.He sat up in bed.
"Shinji?Are you all right?"Ryuko asked,opening the door.
"Um...I had a bad dream."Shinji said.That was something a 3 year old would say,but he was half asleep,so he didn't care.
*Writer pauses to change the song from Moon Revenge to Moonlight Densetsu.Glares at unwanted disturbance in room."She's ruining my concentration!"*
"Oh...did you get any dinner?"Ryuko looked Shinji over.He LOOKED hungry.
"No,I kind of,um,fell asleep."Shinji laughed slightly.
"Well,come into the dining room and I'll start making you some chicken curry with chow mein noodles."Ryuko smiled at him.
"Thanks,Ryu-chan."Shinji shakily walked into the dining room.He had just witnessed a happy ballroom,then witnessed as most of the people in that very same ballroom were slaughtered.
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Trunks went out for some midnight flying.Actually,he'd been flying all day,ever since he left the school after that stupid meeting.And after all that time,he was still thinking about Ryuko.She'd seemed afraid of him once she woke up.It disturbed him.He swerved slightly when he passed by a near apartment room,and heard a loud scream.He saw Ryuko sit up in bed,say something,and immediately go out of her room.
"This is a joint apartment,as I remember,and Ryu usually likes the room closest to the door,not farthest."Trunks decided he'd peek into the room next to hers.What he saw in here stunned him."It's that shy kid from school,Shinji Ikari!"
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"Would you like anything to drink,Shinji-kun?"Ryuko asked,smiled in much the same way Kasumi Tendo smiles.
"Um,a glass of water,please."Shinji replied.He continued to watch Ryuko busy in the kitchen,humming happily.There was a knock at the door.Shinji looked at his watch*which suddenly appeared for the occasion*"Who could be awake at 1am?!"He walked over to the door and opened it.
"Um,Konbanha,could I speak with Ryu for a moment?"Trunks asked,looking down at the slightly shorter,weaker boy in front of him.
"Hai.Sit down and I'll get her."Shinji replied and went into the kitchen.Trunks nodded to himself and sat down,but first took off his boots and jacket.He,too,got that feeling of leaving unseeable dirt on the bright whiteness of it all.
"Hmmm,this is a nice apartment,but a bit too clean."Trunks murmured to himself.
"Ryu-chan,there's a guy here to see you."Shinji said,walking into the kitchen.
"Okay,sankyuu Shinji-kun."Ryuko walked out of the kitchen and into the living room.She stopped and looked at the broad shoulders and purple haired head peeking out from the couch.She gasped slightly.
"Ryu?"Trunks said,standing up and turning around.He smiled."I was worried about you,how're you doing?"
"F-f-fine,Trunksu-kun."Ryuko replied.
"That's good.So you're staying with Shinji Ikari now.What's happened these past years?"Trunks looked Ryuko up and down in concern,or maybe he was just seeing how she looked after two years when she was actually awake.
"It's a long story."Ryuko knew his next response.
"I've got time."Trunks smiled and sat back down.Ryuko sat next to him.
"What will Bulma-san say?"Ryuko asked.
"Kaa-san?Ah,she'll just tell me not to go night-flying as much,that's all."Trunks answered.Shinji blinked.He was watching his dinner in the kitchen,but he could still hear the conversation.
"Flying?"Shinji asked,walking into the living room.
"Hai,I can fly.You know,like that american cartoon character,Peter Pan."Trunks looked amused as Shinji got a shocked look on his face.
"Um,nevermind that,I'll tell you what happened to me over the last two years."Ryuko smiled,trying to change the topic away from flying.
"Okay."Trunks turned his attention back to Ryuko.
Ryuko spent the rest of the night explaining what happened but I'm not going to write about it because none of us care and it would interfere with my plans greatly.
The next day at school....
A limousine pulled up to the Furinkan/Juuban High school.Many girls*and even a few boys*gathered around as the door opened.Out stepped three young men,all wearing sunglasses.As soon as the got out,they heard a voice to the left of them and turned almost simultaneously.
"Excuse me!"Kiseki ran up to the three obviously very famous young men,dragging Tori behind her."I'm Kiseki Aino,member 1020 of your fanclub!"Kiseki held up a shiny card.Tori stood up and immediately pulled out an even shinier card.
"Tori Kino,member 879!"Tori exclaimed.The boys at this time were wondering what the hell are these two girls talking about.
"Ora!"A shout from behind Kiseki and Tori.Shortly after the call,Kitai appeared next to Tori."I'm Kitai Mizuno,member _1_ of yor fanclub!"Kitai held up a GOLD,SPARKLING card with 'Kitai Mizuno'scrawled in beautiful calligraphy.
"Huh??!!"Kiseki gasped.
"Noooo waaayy!"Tori was equally shocked.
"Why do you doubt me so much,when you know my room has a VERY large three lights theme?!"Kitai grinned in a very obnoxious way.
"Um,that's nice.We're going to be going to class now.Bye."One of the boys said and then all three boys made a beeline for the school.
"Aw great!You two scared them off!"Kitai pouted and then ran after the previously mentioned boys.
"What a snob."Kiseki muttered.
"Yeah,a total brat."Tori added.
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"IIIIII'MMM LAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"Ryuko could be heard screaming from a block away.
"RYUU-CHAN!!!!!!!!SLOOOOOW DOOWWWWN!!!!"Shinji wailed,being dragged along in a way much like the a-ko c-ko thing.
"MS HARUNA WILL KILL US!I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!"Ryuko was NOT used to being late for school,unlike some blonde haired,odango styled relative of hers.However,to Shinji's surprise,Ryuko DID slow down.So much that she stopped.And Shinji went flying into her as the laws of force and gravity were applied and Ryuko and Shinji ended up in a very bad position that would probably give Ryoga a nosebleed.But at the moment that didn't matter.There was a 15 foot bird-thing standing in front of them.Ryuko blinked a few times.Then stood up,pushing a massively bleeding-through-the-nose Shinji off of her.
"Are you an Angel?"Ryuko asked.The bird warked in response and lifted up a taloned foot as if to step on the girl in front of it.Shinji decided to do the incredibly stupid thing and tried to protect Ryuko by standing in front of her.
::Ugh!No time to get to my EVA!But Shinji's standing right in front of me,so I can't transform!::
"Run away,Ryu-chan!I'll get rid of this guy!"Shinji shouted.Ryuko strongly doubted that,but ran into a dark alley that just happened to be conveniantly there.She smiled.
"Muun Teardrop Makeup!"Ryuko thought as she went throughout the endlessly long transformation,::I have got to think up a cooler name to shout.::Sailor Moon ran out of the alley.
"Rainbow Muun...Heart....AAACCCHEE!"Cosmic Sailor Moon briefly thought that attack sounded familiar,but ignored it.She watched the hearts hit the mega-bird and bounce off."Ooooooooh!Now I remember!That was Super Sailor Moon's attack!Oops."
"Sailor Moon!"Shinji smiled in relief and ran away from the bird with all the speed and strength he posessed and ran into the alley.
"Star Raging Volcano!"A large,white explosion hit the bird hard.Sailor Moon recognized that phrase,though didn't know why she did.She instinctively looked up.There,in very revealing outfits,were three senshi.*no,none of them had annoying long ponytails*
"Sera Starlightsu!"Sailor moon shouted,partially wondering why she'd suddenly gained a heavy Japanese accent.
"Hai!You must be Cosmic Sera Muun,we learned a lot about you and your family from our parents!"One of the floating senshi replied and smiled.She was immediately hit over the head by one of the other senshi.
"We're supposed to look stern and cool!"The hitting-senshi growled.
"Well,I don't know how cool we can get when we transform into GIRLS!"The first senshi replied.
"Wait...we transform...into girls?!"The third senshi immediately tried to pull off her top.She was hit by both of the other senshi.
"Ecchi baka!"Both shouted in unison at the misfortunate third starlight.
"I think we should worry more at the problem at hand,if you three don't mind."Sailor Moon smiled at the three arguing,um,girls in midair.
"Oh!Hai!"All said in unison.
"Hmm,good attack,good attack,need a smegging good attack!"Sailor Moon shouted.
"Puu!"Mokona appeared and looked at sailor moon,then bounced off,followed shortly by an angry girl with a ponytail.
"Mokona!!!GET BACK HERE!"The girl shouted as she passed.
"That's it!Cosmic...Tear...Explosion!!"Sailor Moon shouted,completely ignoring the previously mentioned girl and mokona.Large tears fell forward and hit the mega-bird again and again.It screeched and died.With lots of gory blood that disappeared shortly after."I think that MIGHT'VE been an angel."Sailor Moon told herself.
"Great job Sailor Moon!"One of the starlights exclaimed.
"_I_ wanted to kill the big ugly bird-monster."The hitting-starlight muttered.
"I can't believe I can't even look at my own self while I'm a girl!ARG!Sooo not fair!"the ecchi-starlight sobbed.All three disappeared.
"I'm seriously scared that these three are my allies."Sailor Moon looked around.no one watching.good.She detransformed and walked into the alley to get Shinji.
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"Hmm,I wonder where Ryu-chan went.I hope she's safe."Shinji talked to himself and looked down at his hands in a strange,familiar way.As if they had the answers to all of life's mysteries.
"Shinji-kun!It's okay,the monster's gone now!"Ryuko shouted.Shinji stood up and ran over to Ryuko and hugged her,without even realizing it.
"I'm so glad you're okay!I was so worried about you!"Shinji told her.Ryuko's response was to blink,blush,and smile.::He's finally opening up a little.It's helping him a lot,I can tell.::Ryuko thought.
"Let's get back to school,okay Shinji-kun?"Ryuko gave him a warm smile and began walking off in the direction of school.
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The girl with brownish-grey hair and red eyes was,at the moment,sitting cross-legged in front of an apartment building.
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Kitai looked around in frustration."I lost them!Where'd they go?!"she looked around the hall and suddenly spotted the three lights trying to inconspicuously sneak away.She smiled and began running towards them."Hey!I finally found you!Now we can talk about my job as the fourth light!The title will be changed from the three lights to Kitai and the three lights!"
Shinji and Ryuko just walked in and heard this.
"Three lights?Who're they?"Ryuko asked.
"Dunno."Shinji replied.
"You DON'T know who the three lights are?!!!!"a voice said from behind them.They both turned around.Standing there were two girls,one tall with short brown hair in a ponytail-braid type style and green eyes,and the other at regular height with long blonde hair,some pulled back with a large red bow,and blue eyes.The latter was the one that had spoken.
"Um,have we met?"Ryuko squinted,as if the two should be familiar.
"Oh!Gomen Nasai,I'm Kiseki and this is Tori."the blonde girl,Kiseki,told them,motioning to the brunette when she said Tori.
"Hi!I'm Ryuko Aino and this is Shinji Ikari!"Ryuko smiled and said.
"Aino?!"Kiseki and Tori shouted at the same time.
"Kiseki,do you have a sister?"Tori whispered.
"No..."Kiseki stared wide-eyed at Ryuko."But she does look kinda like me.Those eyes kinda look like mine.Same blue,only glow-ier."
"Is there something wrong with my last name?Why are you so surprised?"Ryuko asked,confused.
"Um,who is your kaa-san?"Kiseki finally turned back from the huddled position she had been speaking to tori in.
"My..kaa-san?Um.."Ryuko looked down."I don't have one.She died when I was 3."
"Really?But who was she?What was her name?"Tori piped up.
"Her name was...Minako Aino,and she looked a lot like you."Ryuko answered and pointed to Kiseki.
"My mom was Minako Aino,the famous supermodel,but I never knew her.My dad divorced her when I was born and got full custody of me."Kiseki sighed."I guess it'd be likely she'd like to have a child after losing me.Was she nice?"
"Yes,very nice.She always wanted me to be very proper and be very careful of of what I did or said.Hmm,she wanted me to train a lot in martial arts,she started me as soon as I could walk.It's almost as if she knew that one day I'd be on my own and that I'd have to protect myself.When she died I trained harder and harder,even though the orphanage I stayed at didn't like me to.So I ran away when I was 5."Ryuko then realized she'd been talking on and on about herself.She sweatdropped."Gomen,you'd asked about your mother,not me."
"How'd she die?Surely you'd know!It was kept private how she died.Some said she died of the flu,but there was no body.There was a funeral,I know that,but there was no coffin.Just a tombstone."Kiseki was having trouble talking now."I've always wanted to know,how'd she die?!"
"She..."Ryuko looked down,concern flickering in her eyes."I can't tell you.I don't remember."
"Oh..."Kiseki could understand that.Some people would block certain memories out of their minds because the pain of the event was too great.Bt that wasn't the case,as you the readers know.
"Yeah."The chat was interrupted quite quickly by an announcement from a young boy handing out fliers.
"Okay everyone!Flowers,stuffed bears,and uniquely designed heart-valentine cards are for sale now!Send something to the person you love on Valentine's Day!"The boy announced.
"What's Valentine's Day?"Shinji asked.
"It's a holiday celebrated by Americans.Made up by the greeks,I believe."Ryuko replied.
"I see."Shinji looked at the flier and got an idea.Along with every -OTHER- boy in the school.The only guys who didn't seem to be thinking along that certain thought pattern in the 9th grade were Toji,Kensuke,and Satoshi.Two of the three were harshly being pounded by mallets because they HAD been thinking along those lines.The other one had lost interest in that subject and found a certain freckled subject quite much more interesting.
*Writer sighs and looks at mokona."To think that me and my boyfriend are going to be mad at eachother on Valentine's Day.I mean,if he hadn't been so annoying then I wouldn't have repeatedly smashed my bookbag down on him.Then threatened him with the knife.then judo flipped him."The writer says in a forlorn voice.Mokona sweatdrops.*
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Dionysus sat in the living room,just have taken a "bath" to become human again.He was pondering what to do.
"I have it!I shall train with the almighty sensei!"Dionysus shouted.
"Dionysus,I'm surprised,you're actually going to do some martial arts training?"Altaira asked.Dionysus looked at her like she was crazy.
"No!I'm going to perfect my skills in panty stealing by training under Happosai!"Dionysus replied.Altaira put a hand over her face.
"Kami,I don't know why I even bother to talk to this ecchi."Altaira said up to kami.
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Hotaru Tomoe was looking around for Ryuko.
"Where is she???"Hotaru asked herself.She finally saw her."Ora,Ryuko-san!"
Ryuko turned around at the shout of her name."Hai?"
"Um,konnichiwa.Atashi wa Tomoe Hotaru desu."Hotaru told Ryuko."And I was wondering if you would please be my friend?"
"Okay!"Ryuko smiled.Hotaru also smiled.
"Arigato,I have so few friends,and I've heard so much about you,I'm very happy!"Hotaru exclaimed cheerfully.*Mokona gags because this isn't Hotaru's personality but writer hits it."This is the future,baka,things change!"the writer shouts at mokona.*
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Ryoga(neko-jin)wandered around Ryuko's apartment.He wandered into the living room and got a look of surprise across his face.Sitting on the couch were a young man and a young woman.
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"Konbanha,atashi wa Ginga Terebi kougyounushi."said a small girl with white hair wearing a 20s mobster pinstripe outfit as she walked up to a woman standing alone on the street.
"Ginga Terebi??"The woman repeated,and instantly got stars in her eyes.*writer decides to revert the language to english*
"Yes,here's my card."The girl pulled a small card out of her coat pocket and handed it to the woman.She spent a little while staring at it,reading it.The girl took this chance to leap in the air and then change into the form of Sailor Iron Mouse.She then shot two yellow energy discs at the unfortunate woman.
"What the-"The woman looked up just in time to see the energy discs hit her.A small flower opened above her head and revealed a shining diamond shaped container with a glowing orb in it.
"This is the one!This is the one!"Sailor Iron Mouse danced around,until the clear,see through container clouded up in blackness.She stopped and whined.
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Ryuko walked home from school.Shinji had decided to hang out with Toji and Kensuke today.She heard something that resembled a cry of help(but it's really Sailor Iron Mouse crying in frustration)and instantly Took to a nearby convenient alley.(this is becoming a pun,In know.)
"Henshin Yo!"Ryuko tried and grabbed her brooch.It didn't work.She sighed."Do I HAVE to shout out that STUPID phrase??"
"Yes!You do!I know,it sucks,and it's not as cool as just going into a changing room,getting suited up in a nice,skintight plug suit,but it's the most convenient way at the moment!"Kami told her.(I also know that referring to myself as kami might make me look power hungry or something,but I'm not.It's just the only way to get things done around here!.)
"Fine,fine,fine.Can I at least change the wording.Just a little?"Ryuko begged.
"Go ahead.It'll work.As long as it's got something to do with a large rock and make up."Kami replied.
"Otayo!Muun Star Makeup!"Ryuko shouted and grabbed her nice-looking brooch.She instantly transformed.Into a whole new outfit.She blinked and looked down,and decided to stick with this upgrade in outfittery.
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"No no no!Sailor Chaos will surely kill me again for this!!"Sailor Iron Mouse whined.
"Stop right there!You endanger the life of an innocent person!This I can not forgive!I am the pretty young female warrior,Sailor Moon!And In the Moon's name,I will punish you!"Sailor Moon took a moment or two to take a nice,deep breath.::How did she do that day after day??It takes up enough energy saying that whole speech!::Ryuko thought while she waited for the funny looking enemy to retaliate.
"Oh,a sailor senshi?I'll take YOUR star seed instead and make Queen Galaxia proud of me!!"Sailor Iron Mouse shot a few more energy discs at Sailor Moon.She leap out of the way and also used this opportunity to do a sailing kick at her adversary.She landed on top of the unfortunate little mouse girl and thus so toppled her over.
"I-ittai..."Sailor Iron Mouse put a hand to her head and looked up at the person standing on her.
"Who are you,and why are you tormenting this...young...lady...NA-NANI???"Sailor Moon just noticed that in the place of the woman before was a youma wearing a sailor fuku.::Oh no,history is repeating itself,isn't it?::
"I am Sailor Iron Mouse and I need an everglowing starseed for my master so that she might be able to rule and destroy galaxies.But I am also looking for my own starseed,which was lost in a battle fought a couple thousand years ago."Sailor Iron Mouse knew she'd said too much,but she was also giving her youma enough time to attack.
"I am Sailor Funk and you are dead meat!"The youma shouted and attacked Sailor moon.She merely stepped off of Iron Mouse's body and at the last second held out her arm,thus stopping the youma.She looked at it and it looked back,bewildered.
"Why are you dressed as a sailor senshi?"Sailor Moon asked.
"Because Naoko Takeuchi and Toei animation thought it'd be funny and cool."The youma replied.
"I see...and isn't this a fanfiction?Doesn't the writer have any better ideas?"Sailor Moon gave the youma a quizzical look,since it seemed to know so much.
"Yeah,sure,she just thought it would be funny if there was a whole de ja vu incident here."The youma smirked.
"Oh...I was wondering why Sailor Iron Mouse was terrorizing again."Sailor Moon moved her attention to Sailor Iron Mouse,who was just sitting on the ground,dumbfounded.
"So you going to heal me with that brooch of yours or are we going to stand around,discussing things we shouldn't be discussing all day?"The youma was obviously getting impatient.
"Oh,yeah!Sorry about that."Sailor Moon held up her brooch in a classic fashion."Moon cleansing,um,start."she said,lacking enthusiasm.Long wisps of blue mist encircled the youma and when it was gone,a woman fell to her knees,cleansed.
"What about ME?"Sailor Iron Mouse asked."You know,this fanfic can't last forever!And if I'm here,I obviously play SOME role!!However unimportant it might be!"Sailor Iron Mouse complained.
"Errr...Um..."Sailor Moon's brooch started glowing and pulsing as a star seed came out.It flew over to Iron Mouse.She looked at it,wide eyed and clasped it in her hands."M-my star seed!"
"I think I'll heal you now,if you don't mind,of course."Sailor Moon smiled at Sailor Iron Mouse,who nodded in response."Muun Soul Cleansing!"(she thought up a better healing phrase)This time,white light filled Iron Mouse's vision,and when it cleared,her bracelets fell off and a tiny mouse was outlined on her forehead for a moment.She looked up at Sailor Moon,eyes brimming with happy tears.
"Domo Arigato,Muun-san."Nezu said and smiled at Sailor Moon.
"Iie mondai!"Ryuko smiled and gave Nezu a thumbs up.
"Wait,where am I going to go,and won't Sailor Chaos be looking for me?"Nezu asked.
"Don't worry,you'll notice you don't look very much like you did before,and your heart is pure.She couldn't find you if she tried as hard as she could.And even if she did,you can transform and I'll be there within seconds.Wherever you are."Sailor Moon reassured.
"I can transform?Into what?"Nezu asked.
"Sailor Chuu!"Sailor Moon grinned and Nezu sweatdropped.Suddenly there was a few voices."I must go now,have a happy and safe life,Nezu-chan!"Sailor Moon jumped onto a building and began roof-hopping away.
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Asuka and Hikari were walking to who knows where,and they turned the corner and saw a girl who looked about 13 with long,straight blonde hair and large blue eyes sitting on the ground,looking at the rooftops.They blinked a few times.
End Chapter 10
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I know,short chapter,ne?That's because I'm super bored and figured this chapter would never get finished at this rate so I just cut it off short.And here I am,doing something I don't usually do:author's notes.So behold,humble viewer,this truly special,once-in-a-lifetime event!I'm thinking of drawing Nezu's new form.And I'm also thinking of...um...drawing mindlessly...I better get to it,ne?Ja minna!