This is my first attempt at writing a Fan fic.



                 Mobile Suit Ranma 1/2

               Written by David Uptegrove

            Episode 1

            "Allow 6 to 8 Weeks for Delivery"



This fanfic is not a direct crossover of Ranma 1/2 and Gundam.  It is

about what would happen if the characters in Ranma 1/2 got their hands

on some mecha.  You do not need to know about Gundam to enjoy the fic,

but knowledge about Gundam will increase the humor.  If you want to

know more about Gundam go to www.gundamproject.com.



Ranma 1/2 and all characters are the property of Rumiko Takashi in
Japan and Viz

in the U.S.

Gundam and all mechs are the property of Sunrise in Japan and

AnimeVillage.Com in the U.S.




On a Sunday morning at the Kuno household...

Kuno (reading the paper): ha...ha ha... ha ha ah...HA HA HA!

Kodachi enters the dining room and bashes Kuno on the head.

Kodachi:  You better have a good reason for waking me up, brother.

Kuno:  For your information, dear sister, I have finally found a way to

Defeat the wretched Ranma Saotome.

Kodachi pulls out a bazooka and fires it at Kuno.

Kodachi:  You will not harm my darling Ranma.

Kuno fires back at Kodachi

Kuno:  You will not get in-between the pig-tailed goddess and me.

Sasuke drops down from the ceiling

Sasuke:  What is this mess?

Kuno:  Sasuke, will you tell Kodachi not to interfere with my plans?

Sasuke:  Mistress...

Kodachi:  Tell brother not to harm my darling Ranma.

Sasuke:  Master...

Kuno:  whose side are you on?

Kodachi:  Well Sasuke?

Sasuke:  I'm...I'm. I have to leave now.

Sasuke drops down through the floor.




The next day at Furikan High School...

Kuno:  Saotome, I the Blue Thunder, Tateswaki Kuno, Challenge you to a
Duel.

Akane:  What did you do this time Ranma?

Ranma:  I didn't do anything.

Akane:   I have a hard time believing that.

Ranma:  Fine believe whatever you want, you uncute tomboy.

Akane bashes Ranma on the head with her mallet.

Kuno:  Well Saotome, do you accept my challenge or not?

Ranma:  I accept your challenge.

Kuno:  Very well, we shall met here 6 to 8 weeks from now.

Ranma:  Why 6 to 8 weeks from now?

Kuno: Um... UM.... So Akane Tendo has enough time to prepare for her

Impending marriage to me after I defeat you.

Akane send Kuno flying through the air.

Kuno:  Akane!  You show your love through my Pain.




Latter that night at the Tendo training hall...

Akane:  Are you sure this is safe Ranma?  Kuno seems pretty serious
This time.

Ranma:  He'll never defeat me.

Genma:  I'd listen to the girl Ranma.  Cockiness will get you nowhere.

Ranma:  Shut up Pop.

Ranma throw Genma into the pond.  Genma gets out and splashes Ranma

with water from the pond.

Ranma-chan:  Now look at what you've done pop.


6 to 8 weeks from then...

Ranma:  Kuno are ready?

Kuno:  Saotome, I feel sorry for you so I shall give you one extra

week.


1 week Latter...

Kuno:  Um, Saotome how bout 1 more week.


1 more week latter...

Ranma:  Where is that stupid Kuno?  He doesn't even show up for his own

Fight.


A booming noise can be heard in the distance.  The noise comes closer

And closer until finally a MS-Dom carrying a giant boken appears.

Kuno (in the Dom): Ranma prepare for your death!


Kuno thrust the boken wildly at Ranma, but Ranma dodges easily.

Ranma:  Is that the best you can do Kuno.  Ten shin amagumi ken.

Ranma's chestnut fist destroys Kuno's boken.

Kuno:  Ha!  Saotome do you think that is my only attack.

Kuno shoots Ranma with his Vulcan cannons.  When the dust clears we

see Ranma all beaten up in a crater waving a white flag.

Kuno:  I did it I finally beat the wretched Saotome.  This is the most

Joyful of joyful days.  Akane Tendo come with me.

Kuno grabs Akane Tendo and leaves.  Ranma wakes up in Dr. Tofu's

Office.

Ranma (very groggy): Wha? Wha Happened?

Tendo:  Son, how could you let Kuno take Akane?

Ranma:  It wasn't like I said, "Here take Akane".  He had a freakin

giant robot.

Genma:  A truehearted martial artist would have found a way to defeat

him.  What you need is training, boy.


Genma charges at Ranma, but Ranma jumps over him and kicks Genma into a

Wall.


Dr. Tofu: Don't worry Ranma; I know a place that sells used giant

robots at a very low cost.

Ranma:  How much are they?

Dr Tofu: 380,000,000,000 yen.

All:  380,000,000,000 yen!

Ranma:  How am I supposed to get that kind of money?

Dr Tofu: With this treasure map.

Kasumi:  Dr Tofu?

Dr Tofu: Kasumi!


Dr tofu proceeds to tear up the map while Ranma sits there crying.


Ranma:  Oh great now what am I supposed to do.

Nabiki pops in like she has some important news.

Nabiki:  Daddy, quick turn on the TV

TV Announcer: That's right girls you can win 380,000,000,000 yen by

entering the Anything Goes Martial Arts Bathing Suit Competition.

Everyone stares at Ranma.

Ranma:  Your not going to get me to wear one of those things.

Nabiki:  But don't you want to save Akane, Ranma?

Ranma (in thought): I'll do whatever it takes to save you Akane.


Next:  The Anything Goes Bathing Suit Competition.

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