Whoopy day and here's part 7's repost...oh and part 8
will be coming ASAP (which is about 2 weeks).
DoCo � Part 7 Version 1.5 (final)
The Date
Authors notes: Okay, I know I promised to release the
fanfic before Y2K. But sadly I did not have the time
to start writing it. So now I�m doing it. So sorry.
Anyway this fic is going to be the longest I�ve ever
done and will include many different ideas. Also look
for the best Booming voice VS. Evil Female Narrator as
well. Anyway here we go!
Start of DoCo � Part 7
Camera: I just would like to say really quickly
welcome to the special new millenium edition of DoCo
�. Please take your time and enjoy the fanfic.
Camera: Fade in on the Tendou Training Hall.
Akane: P-Chan was that you that I just heard?
P-Chan: Bwee!
Akane: Where have you been, baby?
Camera: Fade out. Fade in on a really nice Caf�. Not
an okonomiyaki stand or a ramen joint but a really
nice place.
Kunou: So how are you enjoying your night, my
pig-tailed goddess?
Ranma-Chan: Its wonderful. Hey this restaurant is
really expensive how can you afford it?
Kunou: Fear not I have more than enough yen for this
establishment.
Ranma-Chan: Even after we�ve both gone through almost
everything on the menu?
Kunou: Of course.
Ranma-Chan: Wow. Thinks: So this guy really is loaded.
Hmm�I went over this before to myself but�well its not
like I�m engaged or anything.
Kunou: So pig-tailed goddess where do you wish to set
off to next?
Camera: Slow fade out and in to a waitress in the back
room who seems to be looking in on Kunou and Ranma.
Shampoo: So�no touchy touchy yet. This good. Ranma
probably not in love.
Kunou: Pig-tailed goddess may I ask you a question?
Ranma-Chan: Yes, sure what?
Kunou: A few weeks after we met you were in that fight
with my sister�
Ranma-Chan: Yes, so?
Kunou: In the middle of the contest you were asked
what your relationship to Ranma Saotome was. And you
said that you belonged to him body and soul. Was this
the truth?
Ranma-Chan: Um�it�s kind of hard to explain. You see
Ranma�s my well, other half you might say. Were really
closely related though�
Kunou: Would you ever wish to marry him?
Ranma-Chan: No of course not!
Kunou: Good!
Other customers: Geez quiet down. Idiot!
Kunou: Than let me ask you will you marry me?
Ranma-Chan: Marry you? Well�umm�
Shampoo: No he won�t marry you!!
Ranma-Chan: Shampoo?
Kunou: Impertinent woman how dare you interrupt the
happiest occasion of my life?
Shampoo: Because, I already engaged to him.
Kunou: Impossible how can you be engaged to another
woman?
Shampoo: She not woman she boy. See?
Camera: Shampoo takes out a tea kettle.
Ranma-Chan: Listen Shampoo, I know that you are in
love�but I�m still�a girl!!
Camera: Ranma kicks Shampoo out of a open skylight and
into oblivion.
Waiter: Someone�s going to have to pay for that�
Ranma-Chan: Sorry Shampoo, not tonight! Sorry about
that Kunou. Of course I�ll marry you. Thinks: For all
the money of course.
Camera: Fade out. It�s now time for a commercial
break.
Guide: Hello ladies and gentlemen how would you all
like to go to one of the most exciting tour spots in
all of China. Hundreds of people a year come to
Jusenkyo and never leave the same. Come now and you
can enjoy our new resort.
Singers: Yeah, yeah Jusenkyo where you�ll never leave
the same�
Camera: Singers fall in different springs.
Singers: Bwee, arf, arf, quack, quack, meow, mow,
roar, bwee.
Male announcer: And now back to the show.
Booming Voice: No!! Not another one! Goro-Pika get
over here quick! Camera quick get back in the show
while I deal with this guy.
Camera: Fade back in on Tendou Dojo. There is a large
carriage outside.
Ranma-Chan: Thanks for a great time Kunou. Come over
sometime tomorrow and we�ll make our wedding plans.
Kunou: I�ll see you later my pig-tailed goddess.
Ranma-Chan: Kunou, stop calling me that. It�s very
flattering but my name is Ranko.
Kunou: Ranko, your true name, at last. I must quickly
write the name down quickly, lest I forget. Wait
haven�t I said that before� Never mind, I shall see
you tomorrow my pig-ta�I mean Ranko, my love.
Camera: Ranma-Chan quickly enters the dojo. And
quietly goes to her room without waking anybody up.
Camera: Fade out.
Camera: Fade in. The sun is out shining and
surprisingly there is little fighting going on in the
Tendou Dojo. That was before breakfast of course.
Kasumi: Everyone breakfast!
Camera: Massive amounts of footsteps are heard and
finally everyone is gathered for breakfast.
Akane: So Ranm�
Ranma-Chan: My names Ranko. I�m tired of everyone
calling me Ranma. Call me Ranko.
Akane: Okay, sorry. Ranko, Shampoo went to sabotage
your date last night. Did she succeed?
Ranma-Chan: She tried. And she interrupted me at the
worst time too.
Akane: Why was it the worst time?
Ranma-Chan: Because Kunou was proposing to me at the
time.
Camera: Everyone�s chopsticks drop, or would you
prefer eating utensils.
Nabiki: He what? Two dates, and he already proposed.
That�s Kunou baby for you.
Kasumi: Did you accept?
Ranma-Chan: Of course I did. He�s rich so why wouldn�t
I? See he even got me a ring before he dropped me off
at home.
Camera: Everyone looks at Ranma-Chan�s ring and then
everybody except Kasumi faints on to the ground.
Kasumi: So when is the big day?
Camera: Fade out.
Male Announcer: And now for another commercial break.
Booming Voice: Goro-Pika now!!
Goro-Pika: GORO-PIKAAAAA!!!!
Booming Voice: Camera get into the comerical!
Camera: Fade in on a large semi-circular boxing ring.
Inside are two combatants going at it.
Boxer 1: I�ve got you now! HAHAHA!
Boxer 2: Adria�
Boxer 1: You can�t say that it�s copyrighted�
Boxer 2: Oh yeah. Tenshin amigunigen (I know I didn�t
spell it right. So shoot me.).
Camera: Boxer 2 lands many hard punches and then Boxer
1 falls to the ground.
Boxer 1: That�s�copyrighted�too. Argghh�!
Boxer: I learned that technique and more at Cologne�s
School of Chinese Amazon fighting. Come down now.
Conveniently located in both Jusenkyo, China, and
Nerima, Japan.
Camera: Fade out.
Camera: Fade back in on the Tendou Dojo.
Genma: You what? You actually allowed yourself to be
engaged to a boy? Without a great deal?
Ranma-Chan: Oh I learned better than that from you
pop. He�s rich. Once I marry him I�ll be rich too.
Genma: Hmm�your right�
Soun: Saotome how dare you even think about something
like that. Don�t you remember about the engagement to
Akane�
Genma: Oh yeah.
Ranma-Chan: I can�t be engaged to Akane I�m a girl.
Hey wait a minute is that why you took me to Jusenkyo
pop?
Camera: World pauses.
Booming voice: Now, now that�s getting into another
persons fanfic no more of that.
Camera: World restarts.
Akane: Umm�Ranm�Ranko I don�t know how to tell you
this�but�
Ranma-Chan: Yes but what?
Akane: You remember when that bra was forced on you�
Ranma-Chan: Yeah.
Akane: What that really did was make you think you
were a girl, and made you think the way your thinking
now. You really were born a boy.
Ranma-Chan: Oh come on Akane. You�re just jealous that
someone got engaged to Kunou before you. Don�t start
lying to me.
Akane: And why would I ever want to be engaged to that
pervert?
Ranma-Chan: Because he�s rich.
Akane: Ranma�die!!!
Camera: Akane pulls out her special hammer and�
Ranma-Chan: I�m sick of that hammer.
Camera: Ranma-Chan quickly kicks the hammer out of
Akane�s hand and on to her head.
Akane: Ouch.
Camera: Akane goes unconscious.
Nabiki: Well I guess it was only a matter of time
before that happened.
Genma: Ranma, how dare you treat your fianc�e like
that?
Ranma-Chan: She�s not my fianc�e were both girls!!
Camera: Ranma-Chan falls over.
Ranma-Chan: What�s going on I feel weird�
Camera: Ranma-Chan: Starts twisting and turning very
oddly. Suddenly, she stops moving.
Camera: Fade out.
Camera: Fade in on a landill. Ranma-Chan is sitting in
the dirt and then suddenly gets up.
Ranma-Chan: Where am I?
Ranma: Your in your mind.
Ranma-Chan: You, my curse. What are you doing?
Ranma: You are my cursed form what Akane was saying is
true.
Ranma-Chan: Hey didn�t this happen in some movie in
the US. Called Superman or something.
Ranma: Yeah, it did. Were low on cash is all. We can�t
make new sets. So were using an old one.
Ranma-Chan: Oh. Well let�s not throw anyone into a car
compressor okay?
Ranma: Yeah we can take that part out of this fight.
Anyway, I didn�t have the power to stop you from
excepting the proposal to Kunou. But, when you hit
Akane I got really, really angry.
Ranma-Chan: Why would you possibly like her? She has
absolutely no good points. Why don�t you marry Ukyou
or Shampoo? There your fianc�es too, right?
Ranma: I see. So you do remember.
Ranma-Chan: No�those were just dreams. I�m a girl damn
it!!! And maybe if I kill you in here, I�ll never have
to deal with my cursed form again. Now you die!
Ranma: Ahh�just the anger I needed. Hiryu shoten ha
(spelled that right.)!
Ranma-Chan: No! I can�t be beaten by my own move! No!
Camera: Ranma-Chan falls to the ground.
Ranma: I won. I get control of the body again.
Ranma-Chan: Oh no you don�t. Not without me!
Camera: Ranma-Chan�s body seems to float in mid-air
and merge with Ranma.
Ranma-Chan�s voice: We are now whole again. However it
will not be the same as before.
Ranma: What do you mean by before?
Ranma-Chan�s voice: When your in your cursed form�or
my body you will have the same reactions to things
that a true girl does.
Ranma: What?
Ranma-Chan�s voice: We are merged again. But when in
girl form your instincts will be as if you were really
born a girl.
Ranma: You can�t do that.
Ranma-Chan�s voice: I have no choice. You see our
minds were reconstructed when the bra was put on. It�s
the only way that we can remain sane.
Ranma: But that will be unbearable.
Ranma-Chan�s voice: Sadly, it is the only way. I can
speak to you no longer, nor can I ever speak to you
again. Live your life well.
Ranma: But�that was somewhat serious. That�s not what
Frank, or Rumiko usually does.
Ranma-Chan: Just shut up.
Camera: Fade out.
Camera: Fade back in on Tendou Dojo. Ranma-Chan and
Akane are still on the floor.
Akane: Uh�what happened?
Kasumi: Ranma hit you with your own hammer.
Akane: He what?!! Where is he?!!
Kasumi: There.
Akane: Oh my god. What happened to him?
Nabiki: After he hit you with the hammer he went into
spasms.
Akane: Did somebody call Dr. Tofu?
Kasumi: Yes. He�ll be here shortly.
Akane: Umm�Kasumi�could you please go upstairs while
Dr. Tofu is here?
Kasumi: Why?
Akane: Please, just do it.
Kasumi: Okay.
Camera: Shortly after Kasumi goes upstairs Dr. Tofu
arrives.
Dr. Tofu: What seems to be the problem.
Akane: Well Ranma went into spasms after he hit me�
Dr. Tofu: Hmm�he�s not epileptic. You don�t have a
game system, or computer. Did he watch that episode of
Pokemon?
Akane: No of course not.
Dr. Tofu: Hmm�let me examine him�This could take a
while why don�t you order some food Akane?
Akane: Okay.
Camera: Akane walks to the telephone in the house.
Akane: What was that number again. Oh yes.
1-800-Ramen-4U.
Cologne: Cat caf�. Cologne speaking how may I help
you.
Akane: I would like to order five bowls of ramen
delivered to�
Cologne: I know where you live Akane. I know your
voice, plus the fact that I have caller ID.
Akane: Oh, well okay. How long before its ready?
Cologne: I�ll be over in a couple of minutes.
Camera: Akane walks back into the dining room where
Ranma is.
Akane: The foods on its way.
Dr. Tofu: That�s good Akane. Hmm�okay no new pressure
points pushed. I guess that�s rare for Ranma. No scars
or bumps, or sprained muscles, another rarity, well at
least for Ranma that is. Well other then one-thing
nothings physically wrong with him.
Genma: And what�s the one thing?
Dr. Tofu: He�s pregnant.
Soun: He�s what!!!!
Nabiki: Your kidding right?
Dr. Tofu: Yes, of course I am.
Genma-Panda: Bwaaa, bwaaa!!!
Nabiki: That wasn�t very funny.
Cologne: Five orders of roast ramen.
Akane: In here.
Camera: Cologne walks into the dining room.
Cologne: Hmm�what happened to the son-in-law this
time?
Dr. Tofu: Well nothing is physically wrong with him.
He hit Akane with a hammer and then went into spasms.
Cologne: He wasn�t watching Pokemon was he?
Dr. Tofu: No.
Cologne: Well that can mean only one thing�
Akane: What?
Cologne: You sure he wasn�t watching Pokemon?
Akane: Yes were sure, get to the point.
Cologne: Well than, that means that his girl-half and
his boy-half are fighting for control.
Akane: What?
Cologne: You see when you put that bra on him it
reconstructed his mind. Normally, that reconstruction
would not cause much trouble, but since Ranma�s
male-half was confronted with a situation that he
would never even dream of doing, he rebelled. Now the
two halves are fighting for control. I would never
have allowed Shampoo to take the bra had I thought
this would have happened. I thought it would bring him
to peace with his two halves.
Akane: Well, looks like your plan failed. What can we
do?
Cologne: All we can do is wait.
Camera: We see Cologne, Dr. Tofu, Akane, Nabiki, Soun,
and Genma still waiting around Ranma even though it is
hours later.
Akane: How long is this going to take?
Nabiki: I�ve got an idea. Hand me one of those ramens
will you?
Cologne: Here. What are you planning on doing?
Nabiki: This.
Camera: Nabiki puts the ramen under Ranma-Chan�s nose.
Nabiki: Come on you know you want it. Wake up.
Camera: Ranma-Chan�s body begins to start moving.
Nabiki: Come on wake up. You know you want the food.
Or do you want me to eat it all?
Camera: Ranma-Chan gets up extremely quickly and downs
the entire bowl.
Dr. Tofu and Cologne: And why didn�t we think of that.
End DoCo � Part 7.
Authors Notes: Originally my draft called for me to
keep Ranma�s girl-half in control for at least another
two fanfics. Although halfway through this fic I just
decided to go with this instead. Oh well.
On the next DoCo �:
Read what exactly Ranma is now like.
Read what happens to Kunou and Ranma�s relationship
and engagement.
All on the next DoCo � Part 8, The New Ranma.
Start Slayers Bits:
Zelgadis-Chan: So someone tell me why I have to go and
buy the food?
Lina: You know why. Were all wanted dead or alive
again. And the female you has never been seen before
so they won�t know its you.
Zelgadis-Chan: But do I have to go in this dress?
Amelia: You don�t want them to know that you�re a
sorcerer or should I say sorceress do you, Mr.
Zelgadis?
Zelgadis-Chan: Wait a minute why not? You just like to
dress me up don�t you?
Gourry: I�m just glad there off of me for a little
while.
Amelia: Okay here�s your purse. So go on and get the
food, Mr. Zelgadis.
Zelgadis-Chan: What on earth did I do to deserve
this??!!!
End Slayers Bits.
Authors Notes: Okay that was a short and funny one.
Not like I promised, but it worked out just as well. I
could have written about Zelgadis going into town like
that but I thought leaving what would happen to my
readers imaginations would be funnier. Oh and the
moment I know you�ve been waiting for. Yes, I am going
to do Zel �. It will slow down the development of DoCo
� though. I�ve received some feedback and most people
think it will be really funny, so I�ve decided to do
it. So I hope you�re all happy out there.
Start Booming Voice Vs. Evil Female Narrator, and Evil
Male Narrator (so creative ain�t I. This is the
equivalent of Omake Theater. )
Booming Voice: So Male Narrator you�ve come at last. I
was waiting for you.
Male Narrator: Yes I�ve come. And now you�re going to
die.
Booming Voice: I don�t think so. Goro-Pika again!!
Goro-Pika: PIKA, PIKA, PIKA, PIKA, PIKA!!!!!!
Male Narrator: Goro-Pika wait.
Goro-Pika: Pika?
Male Narrator: I am your father.
Goro-Pika: pika, pika, gor, pika?
Male Narrator: Ha, all your defenses are down die!!
Camera: Goro-Pika falls to the ground.
Booming Voice: I�m going to pretend that I just didn�t
see that. How dare you steal lines like that!
Male Narrator: Where is she?
Booming Voice: Who? Oh you mean your mate she�s
conveniently frozen in carbonite. See I can steal
lines too.
Male Narrator: Oh yeah so how about this? Oh my god
they killed Goro-Pika.
Booming Voice: No you don�t. How about his? There can
be only one.
Male Narrator: Ha. It�s the end of the world as we
know it. It�s the end of the world as we know it, and
I feel fine.
Booming Voice: Please, don�t sing that song. How
about�You imperfect soul!
Male Narrator: I can steal Blue Seed lines to you
know. I�m very sorry about this but, I have to kill
you.
Booming Voice: That�s the best you can come up with.
Try again.
Male Narrator: Fine. I heard that you have some
pictures I would like to purchase. Sure I�ll sell them
to you.
Booming Voice: You should have moved�I mean shouldn�t
have done that.
Momiji: This whole story is a complete fiction, it has
nothing to do with the rest of the story. Die!
Camera: Male Narrator gets mowed down with a machine
gun.
Male Narrator: Ahh!!
Momiji: Oops, wrong set sorry.
Booming Voice: That�s okay Momiji.
End Booming Voice VS. Evil Female and Male Narrators.
End of whole fanfic. That�s all there�s no more. It�s
done. Thirteen unlucky pages are finished. Oh and yes
this fanfic was written entirely on a laptop computer
(except for revisions, and .doc to .html and .txt
conversion). Mostly while I was in the car.
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