'thoughts'
"words"
Hentai at Heart
Asuka was walking by the kitchen when she heard
something.
"It's getting bigger. Is it supposed to do that?"
'What the... that's wondergirl's voice! What's
she doing here?'
"Yes it is, Rei. It does that when it gets hot."
'That's Shinji! What the hell's he doing in there
with Wondergirl? And what the hell are they talking
about?'
"What is this sticky white stuff. I do not think
that it is supposed to be like this"
"Don't worry, it'll taste great, trust me"
'Those... those perverts! That's it, I'm calling
Misato!'(stomps off)
(a few seconds later comes back alone)
'Where is that woman when you need her? They're
probably already done by now.'
"Quit staring at it Rei, put it in your mouth"
"Are you sure, Shinji?"
"I'm sure. Don't worry, I'm telling you it'll
taste great."
'What? They're still going at it? That's it! I'm
going in there myself. They must be stopped!'
(opens door to see Shinji holding a fork to Rei's
mouth)
"Oh, hi Asuka. Want some cake? I baked it myself!
I think I made the icing a little too sticky, but it's
not too bad.(THUD!!!) Asuka?...Asuka?...are you OK?"
Notes and stuff:
I remember reading a similar style fic somewhere
(I can't remember where for the life of me) and so I
decided to try writing one myself. My friends think
it's funny. I hope you do too.
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