From: "Trevor Hoffert" <battlekrome@hotmail.com>
To: sonny_taing@hotmail.com
CC: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [C&C] Re: R1/2 and Eva fusion(kinda)
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 13:29:59 PST
From: "Sonny Taing" <sonny_taing@hotmail.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] R1/2 and Eva fusion(kinda) <untitled>
Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2000 22:28:46 PST
<snip>
Prologue:
Kaos, god of crossovers and fusion�s, first class, unlimited, was board.
my my he looks really wooden to me
also try for a better name. Also I think Old Cattie from the Bet has that
title
Really? Guess I have to reseach abit more.
Yep, he was over by the whirlpool of� whatever it is, and he was bored,
�Maybe I should look at that world with those giant robots that�s are
fighting those makeshift angles.�
depending on your translation it comes out as Angels or something else
not ANGLES!
I'll fix it.
He got up and walked to the
whirlpool.
�Let�s see, wow�� What he saw was miles of miles of LCL. � How did
miles and miles
this
happen?� He waved a hand over the whirlpool and it played over the events
of
the last 24 hours. � Well I didn�t know that Gendo and Rits were�� And
then
he saw how the sea of LCL was formed. �Gee, what a way to die. Well might
as well change it.�
Just then Moon Pie, the Goddess of fate, 3rd class, limited, came behind
him, �What are you doing Daddy?� The young 14-year old goddess called out
to
her father.
Goddess of fate? more like Goddess of Comic Relief
and no I'm not talkin about Whoopi Goldberg
Yea I guess she was a bit young for that but I'll keep her there till
engough people want her to go.
�Nothing Honey.�
�Are you sure? Mom doesn�t want you to get in trouble again.�
�Don�t you worry your pretty little head, now go back home now.�
�Fine, just remember what mom would do to you!� She yelled
as she went away.
As his little girl left, he decided that a more subtle way
might be better. �Let�s see now, lets try a tired but true method.� He
waved his hand over the whirlpool again, and scenes of a certain
Pig-tailed
16-year old boy, come onto view. �Yes, he�ll do nicely.�
And he disappeared.
*Well life sucks, * Ranma thought with a headache. *First, Pops throwing
me
in the pond, then Akane knocking me to orbit for something I that I didn�t
do. After that Kuno, then Kodachi, then Haposai, then a new martial artist
with a grudge comes by. And last but not least they all come to the Tendo
dojo, to kiss me, or to kick the crap out of me. All in all, a typical day
in the life of Ranma Suotome. * �I just wish that I can get out of this
rut.�
Saotome
� Are you sure about that?� Asked Kaos, god, first class, unlimited.
no need to mention his credentials you've already told us them
Right.
* Great, another guy off to kill me. * �And you are?� Ranma stated
calmly.
�Does it really matter? I can give you a vacation but you got to save a
world.�
�How?�
�Again does it matter? All you have to do is say yes and say goodbye to
this life for some time and take a vacation.�
Ranma just knew that accepting would be a big mistake, but he also knew
that he would do almost anything to get away for a while. So he said,
�Yes.�
All Kaos did was snapped his fingers, and Ranma was gone from his room.
Part 1:
�Ah Ranma, you�re awake.�
�Huh,� Ranma said intelligently. With a shake of his head, Ranma saw Kaos
face for the first time. * He looks like me. * He noted absently.
�Now if you�re wondering why I look like you,� he paused for dramatic
effect. �It�s a secret.�
Xelloss must DIE heh
Don't you know they're drinking parters!
Neediness to say, Ranma face faulted.
why? why would he face fault
�Anyway I only have a few min. to tell you what happened. I basically took
your mind and sprit and place you in the body of a kid named Shinji Ikari.
Now you�ll have his memories so you won�t be at a lost at what happen but
you will be controlling. It saves me from doing any nasty killing and
gives
you an edge that you wouldn�t have otherwise.� Then he held up a card.
�And
if you need my help call this number. Any questions?�
�Yea, what�s your name?�
�Sorry, don�t have the time to tell you, got to go, bye.� And with that
said
he blinked out.
�Hey wa-, shoot.� *He said I would know everything that this Shinji guy
knows. Okay lets see name�s Shinji Ikari, I�m 14 years old. * He looks
down
at him self, *And I�m a figging wimp. Well ain�t this just peachy. * �
Well
you asked for a to get away and you got it.� He said with a sigh.
As Ranma completes the meaning of some weird man sticking him in
another
guy�s body, Captain Misato Kusagi is coming to pick up the new Shinji
Ikari.
Kusagi?? who's that?
thought it was Katsuragi?
I'll fix it.
* Okay, what do I have on me? Great, just great all I have is this
postcard, some clothes, and no money. * On the postcard was a picture of
a
very beautiful woman with the words, �Take a look at this!� written on the
front pointing on well� lets not mention it. Anyway said woman was driving
by Ranma, I mean Shinji and stopped right in front of him.
�Shinji right?�
�Huh, oh yea.�
�Good ge-, huh what�s that sound?� as she said this she takes her
binoculars from her� holding place. � Crap there�ll launching a N2 mine�
Shinji get in the car now!�
umm... go watch the first ep again
Can't, don't have any money, to rent the tape.
� Huh, oh, okay.� It�s funny how Ranma didn�t notice the 300-foot of�
whatever it is that�s coming right at him and blowing up those airplanes
right over there. Yes, it�s very funny how he didn�t notice it. Also it
funny how a mere slip of a woman could drag one of the best martial
artists
in the world at a speed of 60-miles an hour. Yes today is a very funny
day.
Also considering A: shinji is a wimp
and B: shinji is a wimp
now I know that these are technically only one thing I though that it was
so
important that is was worth mentioning twice
There going to be surpises because of Ranma curse.
With a sound of boom behind the angle was� not damaged in the least.
a N2 mine doing a boom?? N2 mines rate at least a Ka-Boom maybe even
a KA-BOOM
***
�Okay, Ikari, you and NERV have full jurisdiction over the angles, don�t
screw up.� And with that the
generals of the UN faces vanished.
Um... see above comment about watching episode
Okay, okay, jees.
�Excellent,� he said while in a Burns like manner.
***
�Where are we going, Miss�� Ranma asked.
�Call me Misato, Shinji, and to where we are going� we�re here already.
� But there�s nothing here.�
Just then a hole in the ground opened up and took the car down to Central
Dogma.
umm.. see above comment about watching ep again
Can't do you know where I can get the scripts for the shows?
All Ranma had to say was �Wow.�
�Shinji, I want you to pilot the Eva.� Gendo Ikiri said to his son.
�Father.� Ranma said in reply.
�Shinji, that is the Eva,� he said while pointing at the monstrosity. �I
want you to pilot it.�
�Is that all you called me up for?� Ranma said while fighting back the
amounts of hate that he felt as he remembered everything what his �father�
did to him.
um... Ranma has spine but not a martial artists body
�I see, bring out Ayanami.� Gendo spoke in the microphone near him.
Minutes
later, a girl with bandages that covered at least half her body was
brought
out.
�Sir, you can�t be serious?� Misato asked him.
�If Shinji won�t pilot the Eva then he is useless to me and to NREV, and
since Ayanami is our only pilot, she must go.�
* That girl can�t do a thing. * Ranma thought. �Fine I�ll do it. But let�s
get it straight old man, I am not doing it for you. I�m doing it because
she
won�t have to.�
Gendo was surprised, * When has my son grown a spine, I made sure that
Shinji would be
easily controlled. *
Sec. after the conversation, a huge beam fell and headed straight for
Shinji. Just before it hit him he grabbed Misato and jumped 20 feet in the
air and landed on one of the catwalk.
so that would be impossible to do
� Yo, you okay Misato?� Was all Ranma said. Everybody else blink blinked.
***
�Well that wasn�t supposed to happen,� Kaos said as he looked over Ranma.
�Daddy, I�m going on a date.�
�With who, Moon Pie?�
�Aturu Morabishi.�
All he did was blink blinked.
i believe it's called a double blink
Really? Cause I saw a lot of blink blinked in some fanfics.
***
�This thing is too baggy!� Ranma said behind the screen.
�There�re a button on your left armpit.� Misato replied
helpfully.
armpit?
ARMPIT???
watch the ep again
Opps... where is it again?
�And what�s this stuff that attached to my suit?�
* It�s going to be a long day. * �Well Shinji, that�s the��
After several tries Ranma finally got his plug suit on. It
involved him getting embarrassed, Misato coming in to help, and a smashed
wall or two, (Not necessarily in that order of course.) Anyway he was now
in
the Eva waiting to be launched.
�Okay drop the LCL in.� Ranma heard from the speakers in the
Eva. �Now Shinji this will let you breath in the Eva, okay so don�t try to
hold your breath okay?�
�Okay.� After that was said they started pumping the man made
angle with the LCL.
umm it is called an EVA
�One question, is this stuff like water?� He asked as the
LCL,
came to his knees.
�No, it�s mostly pure Oxygen so you don�t have to worry
about
drowning or anything like that.�
Now the LCL was to his mouth, and he started gagging form
it,
just like if it was water.
on it
�Shinji don�t hold your breath!� He stopped gagging. �Right,
now
just breath it in, nice and slow now, that�s good.�
�What his sync rate?� Misato asked.
�It�s holding at 40%.�
�That much!�
�It�s amazing alright, first time and he already had a 40% sync
ratio. Wish there was more people like him. And did you see the way that
he
stood up to Commander Ikiri? Even if it was his own son, that took guts.�
Maya whispered to her fellow workmates.
IKIRI? who's he?
Typo, typo, typo.
By the time she said this, the Eva was already on the ground.
�Shinji, try to walk a few steps.� Misato told him.
He did a step, there another one, soon he did a back flip� and
the Eva landed on it face.
�Shinji, remember that�s not your face.� Misato chided.
Ranma got up and dusted himself off� well the Eva dusted itself
off. �Okay, where the thing I have to fight?�
�It�s right behind you.�
�What?!� With that little word said, the angle hit him in
the
back. After that he fell. Face first into one of the many buildings. �My
god
that hurts.�
Ranma tried to put up a good fight but the Eva wouldn�t
respond in time. So every time he got up, he got knocked down again and be
sporting some new bruises.
I get knocked down but I get up again , You ain't never going to keep me
down
After 20 minutes of this abuse, the Eva wasn�t
looking very good and Ranma was paying the price. Amazingly the Eva hasn�t
lost a limb yet, but Ranma was still in a lot of pain. * I can�t lose, I
won�t lose, I�m can�t let that girl fight! * With that thought out, he
made
the Eva get up, lean on one of the buildings, and he yelled out �Hiryuu
Shoutenha Revised: Shiyou Hitori Ikari*, horizontal blast!�
*Means: Using one�s anger.
***
Sir, huge power spike coming from the Eva! It�s off the charts!�
"Interesting,� said the all so lovable Commander in Chief.
***
The dragon accession blast went though the AT field
accenstion
and though
the angle chest destroying the red core.
Um rework this it's awkward and too easy
After see the angle die
all Ranma
could think about was lucky he was to finish it off.
�Shinji, you alright?� Misato asked through the speakers in the Eva.
��� Ranma answered.
�Okay, he not answering, get me Medics now!�
�Damn I hurt,� Ranma groaned as he woke up in the NERV hospital.
�Not bad for a first time.�
�Oh it�s you.�
�Hi, just have to test something.� Kaos said as he pulled out a bucket of
cold water and dropped it on Ranma head.
�WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!� Ranma-chan yelled� really loudly.
�Thought so.� Kaos thought out loud. * Let�s see� how to say this. * �You
still have the cruse, you still have your Skill, and all that,� Then
cruse??
Can't find everything with word, damn I need prereaders. <This is a hint
folks.>
his
smile turned into something Ranma definitely didn�t like. �And you still
own
me a favor for giving you a vacation.�
* Yep, I knew that I wouldn�t like it, * he thought. �You call this a
vacation?�
�Well you wanted something different, and I gave it to you.�
�Whatever, so what�s the favor.�
� I haven�t decided yet.� Kaos said with that same strange smile.� So what
do you want to know about me.�
�What�s your name?�
�Before I answer that, take a look at your face.� Kaos said as he hands
over
a mirror to her.
Ranma saw her own face for the face time, she was no longer a red head.
Instead it was a pale gray. With the smaller bust and a more petite
size,(hey she only 14 right now:) �I look so different.�
Unknown to Ranma, Kaos already left.
�Damn it.� Ranma crused when he fanially noticed.
�Shin-chan you�re up now?� Misato called out as she opened the door that
led
to the hallway.
he turned back into a guy where??
�Shin-chan?�
�Well we�re going live together and I am your guardian,� She replied with
a
wink and a smirk.
�I�m staying with you?�
�Yes you are, now can you walk?�
�Yea.� As he said this he did a somersault off the bed.
and landed flat on his face
You think I should tone down the powers?
Needlessly to say Misato was impressed.
�Uh� what�s wrong?�
�Nothing, come on Shinji let�s go to your new home.�
End part one.
AN: Another new fic is done. IF you�re wondering how Ranma can do the
Hiryuu
Shoutenha, Well he was using his own anger and Ki moves in swirls (I
think.)
So Ranma didn�t have to do the swirl to use this one. (He did the same
thing
in Movie number one against Kirin of the seven lucky gods.) C&C needed and
maybe you can give this a good name eh? Can�t think of one. Reply at
sonny_taing@hotmail.com and if there�s anything else well� Give me five
bucks and we�ll talk.
See ya.
basically go watch EVA for specifics as to the first ep
and well proof read alot
spellcheckers work half-decently but
some words are words but not the ones you want
YES SIR! Seriosuly though, I going to need prereaders and a website that has
the scirpts or something that list what happened in each ep. ANybody know?
(And if you're wondering, it's because a 15, doesn't really have any money,
if he dosen't have a job.>
Thanks Trevor, for the C&C.
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