##It could be a Gouda idea. ^_^
I've actually got a SM story in the works based on a
premise very similar to this. (Not Sukeban Senshi). I
hadn't thought of Ranma. In answer to your challenge I
offer the following:
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A funny thing happened on the way(back) to China.
"YOU I KILL!!!"
"Honey," Saotome Akane untangled
herself from her husbands lap. "It's for you."
"Is _YOU_ I kill," the beautiful Amazon
snarled, "slashing at Akane with her broad-sword.
"Oh my," Kasumi twisted gracefully aside as she
entered from the kitchen, not spilling a drop of tea
from the tray in her hands. "I didn't know we had
visitors. I'll go make some snacks."
The Chinese Amazon brought her sword back in a
reverse butterfly cut and Kasumi's head leapt from her
shoulders in a fountain of blood. It rolled across
the floor, stopping against the far wall with a thump
like a ripe melon falling to the floor.
"Akane, I've got a roast in the oven. You need to
take it out in two hours." With those parting words
the light of life died in her eyes and Tendou Kasumi
was no more.
"YOU BITCH!" Ranma screamed. "That roast won't last
more than a couple of days. THEN who's going to cook!"
"Ranma no Baka!" His wife lovingly whapped him upside
the head. "We can order out."
"Oh . . .heh, heh." Ranma shuffled his feet
embarrassedly, "I didn't think of that."
"That's why you have a," the sword entered her back
and out of her stomach, "wife." Her life slipped away
as she slid off the sword.
"Why?!" Ranma dropped to hid knees, gathering his
wife's cooling body into his arms. "Why? She was an
uncute, sexless gorilla girl who couldn't cook and
always abused me . . ."
"RANMA! How dare you insult my recently murdered
daughter like that." Soun staggered into the room,
pressing his hand to a bloody wound.
"Sorry Tendou-san, Sorry Akane-chan," Ranma looked
shamed faced at his dead wife. He straightened himself
manfully, "I will avenge you by slaughtering every
Amazon on earth."
"Uhhhh," Nabiki coughed up some blood. "that sounds
like a lot of fun." She wiped her mouth, leaving a
smear of blood across her face like a clowns mask.
"When you've finished how about going back in time and
prevent this from hap . . .", her voice trailed off
and she slumped to the ground.
"Go back in time and what?" Ranma moved over to
Nabiki's motionless body. "prevent this from hap???
What do you mean?" There was no answer and Ranma's
shoulders slumped. "She's dead. . .dead. Now I'll
never know what she wanted me to do." A shadow passed
across his face for a moment. "Oh well. I guess I'll
go to Ucchan's for a bite to eat before----urrrrrrrk"
Frantically he beat at the hand gripping his throat
like a power clamp.
"Hap----ENING. Prevent this from HAPPENING! You
twit." Nabiki glared at him for a second before dying.
"Oh," Ranma rubbed his throat, glaring at Nabiki
resentfully. "Why didn't you just say . . .oh, right.
You're dead?" He toed her body, doubtfully. "OK, lets
see . . ." He kicked Kasumi's head to land precisely
between her shoulders. "Yatta, two points
. . . take roast out of oven, go to China, slaughter
Amazons, go back in time, save everyone . . .Take
roast out of oven, go back in time, save all the
Amazons," he walked out of the room, still muttering
to himself. "Take roast to the Amazons, go back in
time, slaughter everyone . . ."
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"When I get a little money, I buy books;
And, if any is left, I buy food and clothes."-Erasmus
"A man is a small thing, and the night is large
and full of wonders." -Lord Dunsany
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