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"Bloom Seed 9"
A really dumb spamfic crossover
by Shunsuke -|||
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"Bill! Bill! Speak to me!" Opus Fujimiya shouted as he
shook his friend, trying to wake him up. "You've got to
get up! He's going to attack again!" Bill Kusanagi just
hacked up another ketama (*).
The overbearing and evil shape slowly strode into view,
throwing torts and flicking ash from his cigarette, while
the sun's light reflected off his sunglasses: the dreaded
and malevolent Steve Dallakumo.
"Hurry! Fire the blasters! Warp speed ahead!" Cutter John
said.
"Wrong series, you jerk," Portnoy said, firing his rocket
launcher, but to no effect. "Hey, Oliver! This thing ain't
getting through!"
"I can't reconfigure it quickly enough to get through
Dallakumo's force field!" Oliver Wendel Yaegashi yelled
before he and Portnoy both looked at the camera, saying in
unison: "*DON'T* even _think_ there's anything between us."
Bobby Jo Takeuchi fired her pistol at Dallakumo between
kisses she and Cutter John were giving each other, not too
concerned if she hit anything.
Those on the side of good from the Starship Enterlaughing...
er, the TAC looked on in horror, realizing they were too
late to stop the rebirth of Susano-oh.
>From the dark of the tunnel, out walked a small but hideous
creature, a cockroach munching on a cocktail weenie:
Milquetoast. He turned to look at the camera as spoke.
"Who were you expecting, Ronald-Ann?"
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End
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(*) ketama: hairball (remember that Kusanagi and Murakumo
have _mitama_ in them? O_-)
This thing? I saw similarities between Kusanagi and Bill
The Cat, Steve Dallas and Murakumo, and Milquetoast and
Susano-Oh (don't ask!). It was dumb, so it was worth
posting. (Berke Breathed *still* rules!)
If anyone's dumb or crazy enough to take this and run with
it, be my guest.