Monster Rancher 2
by Coorlim
Holly awoke to a very strange sound. Opening her eyes, she
found the source of the strange sound to be Genki and Mocchi
running around in circles, waving thier arms around, and
hooting excitedly while Suezo, Hare, Golem, and Tiger watched them avidly.
"What's going on?" she asked, rubbing the sleep funk from
her eyes.
"No idea," confessed Hare. "They've been doing this for
hours, and refuse to tell us why."
She turned to Genki with some concern. "Genki, what are you
doing?"
"Woooooooooooooo!" replied Genki.
"Woooooooooooooo!" agreed Mocchi.
She turned to look at Suezo.
"Fuck 'em," Suezo proposed. "Lets just eat breakfast.
The others agreed.
Sometime after breakfast was cooked, Mocchi and Genki joined
the others at the table.
"Smells good! What's for breakfast?" yelled Genki, despite
the fact that everyone was right next to him.
"Mocchi hungry!" yelled Mocchi, drooling Mocchi spit all
over everything.
"Same thing as always," Hare replied. "Potatoes. Cheap
bastards."
"What the hell was all that about?" asked Holly.
"Aw wha out?" asked Genki around the potato stuffed into his
mouth. Holly sighed and pulled it out, cutting it into smaller
pieces for him. "All what about?" Genki asked.
"You know, the running and hooting."
"Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you dipshits?" asked
Suezo.
"Oh, that?" replied Genki, trying to steal Mocchi's potato.
"We were pretending to be Tiger of the Wind!"
"What?" asked Tiger, incredulously.
"Yeah! We are Tiger!" agreed Mocchi, stealing his potato
back from Genki.
"Pretty accurate, huh?" asked Genki, stealing Hare's
potato.
"Sure convinced me," quipped Hare, pulling his potato out
of Genki's mouth. He looked at it for a moment then shoved it
back in.
"I do NOT run around in circles hooting like an idiot."
Tiger growled.
"Sure you do. Watch!" yelled Genki, jumping up alongside
Mocchi. They began to run around hooting excitedly, and it
took the others an hour to calm them down again.
Much later the weary travelers were further down the road,
following the path prescribed by Holly's magic stone. Genki
was running around in circles, attatched by an elastic leash
to Golem. Mocchi was riding on Tigers back singing a song
consisiting chiefly of his name over and over again.
Suezo watched Genki running with awe. "How can that little
shitwank have so much energy from potatoes?"
"Will you quit bitching about the damn potatoes?" Holly
yelled.
"Its not the potatoes, Suezo," Hare commented.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" demanded Suezo.
"I gave Genki a candy bar."
"Hare, why would you do such a thing? You know how he gets
if he eats any sugar!"
"Yeah, its hillarious!" laughed Hare. "I could watch him
make a jackass of himself all day."
They walked on in silence for a while, except for Mocchi
who kept singing. Finally Holly spoke.
"Hare, where did you get a candy bar?"
Hare sniffed. "That's MY secret."
Hours later they arrived in town.
"Thank god," breathed Holly. "We're out of potatoes."
"Great. More fucking potatoes." sighed Suezo.
Holly turned to Hare. "Okay, Hare, go buy a bag of potatoes."
Hare shook his head. "No can do, Holly. Genki threw all of
our gold into the river on the ferry over.
"Oh shit..." she said quietly.
"You know the drill, Holly..." Hare continued.
"Why do I always have to be the Prostitute?" she whined.
"You just do. Now, go peddle your ass, bitch!" screamed Suezo,
playing the roll of pimp, slapping Holly with his tail.
Hare waited until Holly was well out of range before jingling
the money bag. "Good. Now, off to the nudie bar!"
Hours later the men rejoined Holly in front of the potato store.
Genki had shoved the fake mustache they had all used to get turns
with Holly into his pants and was running around screaming about
weasles. Holly was walking funny (because of Golem, no doubt) and
was carrying a huge bag of potatos.
"Well," winced Holly. "I finally saved enough money for the
potatos."
"Fucking potatos," commented Suezo.
"Hey, where's Mocchi?" asked Holly.
They all looked around (except for Genki, who was peeing on Golem)
but Mocchi was nowhere to be found.
"I lost track of him a little earlier..." muttered Tiger.
"Genki, where's Mocchi?" asked Holly.
Genki smiled proudly. "He's right here!"
"Where?" asked Hare.
"Here!" replied Genki.
"I don't see him," whined Holly, peering about in vain.
"Of course not! You CAN'T see him!"
"Fucking Christ..." muttered Suezo, tired of Genki's bullshit.
"Why not? Is he invisible?" asked Holly.
"Because he's in my TUMMY!" announced Genki, clapping his hands
joyfully.
"YOU WHAT?!?" shrieked Holly.
"What did he taste like?" wondered Tiger.
"Marshmallow," confided Genki.
"You fucking ATE the little shit?" gasped Suezo.
"Really? Marshmallow?" asked Tiger.
"Yep. Just like Hare."
"What!?!" shrieked Hare as Tiger gazed at him speculatively.
"I lick all of you while you sleep," confided Genki.
"I'm going to be sick," muttered Holly, sitting down.
Hare screamed as Tiger bit off his arm.
"I'll be damned. Marshmallow," he mused.
THE END
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