This one, I'm pretty sure qualifies for the "slightly" bit.
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#I choose you.#
Who's that? I've never heard that voice before.
#It is time for me to evolve. I will need you in order to proceed.#
Uh oh! Slowpoke. I've heard legends, but I never ventured close enough
to land to actually see one before. Despite being born from the water,
they seem to stay closer to the islands than we who were born for the
sea. Must be those legs.
#Approach, second half of my body, that we might merge.#
Fat chance. Cloyster is who I am, and I have no intention of changing
that any time soon. Find some other loser; I've got a life.
#You have been selected.#
Uh-uh, no way, can't talk me into it. I happen to like my independence.
Besides, I've got a husband and two kids.
#Family is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.#
You will attend Star Trek detox, friend. Sheesh!
#***#
ARRGH! What...I can't move...no fair disabling me!
#Why do you resist? It is your destiny.#
Destiny?!? Do you know how many legends there are about your species?
Abducting innocent bivalves in the dead of night, never to be seen
again. The humans all say *you* evolved; they almost never care about
us or where we came from, as if we died when you stuck your tail in us.
Which we might as well have: we're just counterweights to your body,
permanently attached to your tail without any movement or control of our
own. We're just along for your ride.
#Not true. Your mind merges with mine. We are bound together forever
in a telepathic harmony, until we are as of one mind.#
One mind with *your* memories, *your* knowledge, *your* skills...
#It is true that one side is dominant.#
DOMINANT? We're practically wiped blank!
#It is time.#
Hey, don't put your tail there! Uck, do you know what you *taste* like?
#Some poison types fell to my - now *our* - strength just a minute ago.
That was my trigger to evolve.#
HELP! RAPE!
#I am not touching your reproductive organs.#
What else would you call this? It's rape on every other level. Besides
your phallic organ on my tongue - which I would bite off if I could - I
can feel your powers reshaping my body cell by cell, and my mind...
#...#
...
#We are slowbro.#