Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][Ranma/SM] "All the Small Things--Chapter 2"
From: Slacker
Date: 4/27/2000, 8:23 PM
To: Fanfiction Mailing List

     Hello and good evening yet again. This 
is the second chapter (third if you count the 
prologue) and they still haven't met yet. But 
not to fear! They meet in this very chapter! 
Woo-Hoo! 

     Before muddling through this and trying to 
figure out what I'm on, you might want to read 
the previous chapters. You can find them at: 
http://www.angelfire.com/anime/Slacker
     
     I don't really need to put in a 
disclaimer, do I? Everybody knows Ranma and 
Co. belong to the Goddess Takahashi and 
Sailor Moon and Co. belong to the Goddess 
Takeuchi. If I even tried to claim them 
as my own, hordes of totally insane otaku 
would lay some hurting down on me. (And I 
don't like pain.)

Ready? Let's do it!
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All The Small Things-Chapter 2

A Sailor Moon/Ranma 1/2 fanfiction

By: Slacker(r_heins@yahoo.com)

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Previously on our program:
  
   While at a meeting, Setsuna revealed that 
she lied about whether they'd face another 
threat, and was about to reveal all when the  
chapter ended (this is known as a "hook").

   Meanwhile, at the Tendo Dojo, Ranma had 
woken Nabiki up at 3 a.m. to ask her help to 
"run away from home." (This is also known as 
a "hook".)

   Now on with our fic!

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Tendo Dojo, 3 am, Nabiki's room.

    Nabiki thought she was pretty much 
Unable to be shocked. She was wrong. The fact 
that she was sitting there staring at Ranma 
without saying a word kinda proved the point.
    "You need to 'run away from home'?" she 
asked, a bit incredulously. 
    "Yeah, basically," Ranma replied in a 
nonchalant voice.
    "Why?"
    "I got my reasons."
    "Such as?"
    "Such as they're my reasons, and I don't 
wanna share."
    Nabiki got a bit pissed at _that_ 
response. So pissed she used what one of her 
associates termed "The Voice." It was so cold 
you had to check for icicles after she was 
done talking to you, and anyone who knew her 
was terrified of it. "Ranma, you woke me 
up at 3 in the morning, let me stand there 
butt-naked in the window, asked me to help 
you 'run away from home', and you won't tell 
me your reasons for it? I don't think so. No 
reasons, no help. Now get out and let me 
sleep."
    Ranma just sat there with an unusual look 
on his face.
    "What? Didn't hear me? Don't get what I'm 
saying? I said get out!"
    "What I say isn't to go beyond you, in 
any way, shape, or form. You will not tell 
anyone, you will not let anyone find out. 
Agreed? Otherwise I figure out a way to do it 
on my own. Take it or leave it." Ranma 
stated.
    Nabiki was going to try to bargain, until 
she looked into his eyes. <He's serious. 
He'd really just get up and leave. He's 
thought this out. When the hell did he get 
that smart?>
    "I agree." she said. <And I hope I don't 
regret this.>
    "I'm blacking out."
    Dead silence. Utterly and completely 
quiet.
    "Excuse me, did you say, `I'm blacking 
out'?" Disbelief wasn't an adequate word for 
what she was feeling.
    "Yes."
    "'I'm blacking out.' And for this you 
woke me up at 3 am? Get out. I need my 
sleep." Nabiki was feeling quite disgusted.
    "I'm serious. I'm blacking out at weird 
times. You remember last week? The finals? 
How I had to stay after the Math test?" His 
voice was earnest, almost pleading.
    "Yeah, I was running pools on just how 
badly you flunked it."
    "I aced it. Hell! I corrected the test in 
three places!"
    "You what?!"
    "Got the second highest score in Japan. 
The highest was some girl in Juban. They made 
me retake it, to make sure I didn't cheat." 
Some pride was evident in his voice about his 
scores and some anger about them thinking he 
had cheated.
    "You didn't?" Nabiki asked. <There's no 
way he got that without cheating. Hell, he 
couldn't have done it with cheating. I 
couldn't have done it without cheating! And 
besides, he's always been too honorable to 
cheat. Well, in school anyways. His fights are a 
different story.>
    "NO!" Ranma yelled. 
    "Quiet! You want to wake everybody up?"
    "That won't happen. A bomb could go off 
and no one would wake up. Trust me." Ranma 
was still steamed about her question.
    "How do you know?"
    "I added a few herbs to dinner." Ranma 
said with a shrug. "I doubt anybody but 
Kasumi even noticed them."
    "Then why aren't I asleep?"
    "I hit a few pressure points that would 
counter-act the effects."
    "Where did you learn how to do that?"
    "Dr. Tofu showed me some stuff before he 
went to study in Shinjuku. And Cologne has so 
many scrolls, she never notices when some are 
missing."
    "You stole scrolls from Cologne? That's 
nuts! She can kick your butt! <Hey, wait a 
second...> When did you learn to read Chinese?"
    "I didn't steal them, Shampoo gave them to 
me. I asked her nicely, and she was `too, too 
happy to help Airen.' As for the Chinese, I can 
learn very quickly when I'm motivated, you know 
that. And being chased across China by a 
homicidal Amazon is a great motivator. Besides, 
as long as Cologne doesn't find out, I'm fine." 
Ranma said as he crouched down by the window, 
which was still open.
    "Great. Why don't you shut that window? 
I'm getting cold."
    "Yeah, I noticed."
    "What do you mean `I noticed'?" Then the 
necessary math went through her head. Cold 
air + silk pajama top - bra = the appearance 
of smuggling Tic-Tacs in your shirt. She 
quickly crossed her arms over her chest. 
<I really don't like the way he's acting. I 
can't second-guess him.> Ranma got up and 
closed the window. Nabiki tried to get back 
to the subject.
     "So what about the test?" she asked.
     "I remember walking in, sitting down, 
picking up my pencil, getting the test, and 
handing it in. I don't remember actually 
taking it, and I don't know how I managed to 
do so well."
     "So you panic-blocked it." She said 
diffidently. "It's been known to happen. When 
someone panics too badly, their brain just 
goes `PFFFT'."
     "Yeah, right. I'm a martial artist. I 
don't `panic-block' anything. Besides, it 
happened again. In that fight with Ryoga the 
next day. Remember that?" He asked 
sarcastically.
     "Yeah, I got a lot from the betting 
pool. No one expected you to win in one hit. 
How'd you do that?" she asked, then said, 
"Oh. Another blackout." It wasn't a question.
     "Another blackout." He confirmed. "I 
remember Ryoga screaming his usual `Prepare 
to die, Saotome!' spiel, him running at me, 
and then standing over him with him out cold. I 
don't know what I did or how I did it." Ranma 
was looking, not scared, (Ranma would rather 
have open-heart surgery without anesthesia than 
admit he was scared) but worried. "I need to get 
out of here until I figure out what's going on."
     "So, why don't you just go on a 
'training trip' if you want to get away?" She 
asked.
    "Remember the last time? Everybody 
followed. It was worse than here. I didn't 
get anything out of it but a broken rib, 
courtesy of Ryoga. Besides, I need to get rid 
of my pop, too."
    "Why don't you just up and leave?"
    "Because if I did that, they'd try to 
find me and probably would. Especially if they 
got you to help."
    "So, let's talk about what we're going to 
do."
    "Does this mean you'll help?"
    "That depends on what you're willing to 
do for me. Some pictures, perhaps?" <I need 
to do something to cover my costs. And this 
way I can adjust to the new attitude.>
    "No nudity."
    <He agreed? Just like that? I don't 
believe it. He REALLY wants my help.>
    "Well, that cuts down on my selling 
price, but if you cooperate I can still make 
it worth my while. How soon do you want to 
leave?"
    "Yesterday." Ranma said with complete 
seriousness.
    "How about in two days?"
    <Time to get working. I hope I'm not 
making a big mistake. But if I don't help him, 
he'll just do it on his own. He won't manage it, 
but he'll still try. This way, I'll be able to 
keep some kind of tag on him, just in case.>
    "That'll do."

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Hikawa Shrine, earlier that day.

     Setsuna began her story. "Let me tell 
you a story about a planet named Nemesis..."
     She was, predictably, interrupted. 
Makoto did the interrupting this time.
     "Nemesis! You mean the Black Moon 
Family's Nemesis? The 'Hey, we don't like the 
way you're doing things, so we're going to 
blow you up.' Nemesis? THAT Nemesis?"
     "No, I mean Nemesis. As in the fifth 
planet in the Solar System. The Nemesis the 
Black Moon Family named themselves after. The 
Nemesis that is currently an asteroid belt. 
Now please be quiet. Thank you."
     "As I was saying, Nemesis was a harsh 
planet. It had frequent storms caused by it's 
massive overabundance of chaos magic. After 
six colonies, two regular Army legions, and 
one of the Lunar Guard legions all failed to 
survive more than two weeks on the surface, 
Queen Serenity declared all colonization 
efforts of Nemesis banned. She was not going 
to lose any more people to a planet that had 
no detectable resources.
     "It would have stayed that way except 
for one thing. One very BAD thing. A 
scientist, and chaos mage, named Arik became 
bored."
     "Wait, how could some scientist becoming 
bored be considered a "very bad thing?" Usagi 
interrupted, confused.
     "Arik was the primary designer of the 
Senshi's armor, powers, and weapons. The last 
time he got bored, he forged the Silence 
Glaive. The time before that, he altered 
Saturn's powers so she could take out a 
planet without breaking a sweat. She was 
already the most powerful of the Senshi, but he 
decided that wasn't good enough. The time before 
that, he stole the Ginzuishou, and used it to 
rip a hole in the Space/Time continuum and 
harness it, creating the Time Gate. All because 
he was bored! Does that answer your question?" 
Setsuna asked with a bit of heat in her voice.
    "Um, yeah." Usagi answered in a quiet 
voice.
    "Good, now don't interrupt me again, or 
I'll stop telling you this story. 
    Arik decided to see if he could tame 
Nemesis. You see, Arik was a rabid 
perfectionist, and having every planet but 
Nemesis with a Senshi was driving him mad. 
So he decided to fix the problem. He went to 
Serenity and told her he was going to go to 
Nemesis and see why none of the colonies had 
survived, and, more importantly, find out why 
there was no Senshi for Nemesis. Serenity 
forbade him to go, of course. Arik just 
laughed and asked if she really thought she 
could stop him. Two days later, he went to 
Nemesis. We know he landed safely, but all 
contact was lost less than 15 minutes after 
he landed. Due to the chaotic nature of 
Nemesis, all our scrying attempts failed. 
This was also the reason we were unable to 
discover what had happened to the previous 
colonies.
    After two weeks with no word, Arik was 
presumed dead. After two years, no one but his 
friends remembered him, and he didn't have 
many friends. After five years, no one 
remembered him. The only person who never 
forgot him was Serenity. She always felt she 
should have stopped him from going and blamed 
herself for his death. It was ten years 
before we found out what had happened to 
Arik.
     Almost one year to the day after 
Princess Serenity was born, a craft was 
detected leaving Nemesis. Since Nemesis was 
under interdiction, no one should have been 
on it to leave. The Navy naturally went to 
investigate. They found an older style ship 
on a direct course to the Moon. The ship was 
battered, bent, and bruised to the point that 
no registration was able to be made out. All 
attempts to hail it failed. The Navy shot the 
engines and boarded. They found a ship that 
shouldn't even been able to move in the 
atmosphere, much less planetary distances. It 
had almost no life support, heating, or 
electrical systems. The boarding party 
assumed it was remote piloted, since no human 
could survive in those conditions. They made 
their way to the bridge and got the shock of 
their life. A young child, no older than 
8 or 9, was sitting in the captain's seat. 
They assumed the child was dead from the 
condition of the ship. The child must have 
somehow launched the ship and died when life 
support failed. As the leader went 
to cover the body, it looked up, smiled, and 
said `Ahh. There's the Ginzuishou. I can feel 
it now. Nice seeing you. Good-bye.' And then  
teleported. Directly to the Moon.  Into 
the Palace. To five feet in front of 
Serenity's throne. Through over a hundred 
alarms, wards, and spells meant to keep 
ANYONE from teleporting ANYWHERE in the 
palace and didn't make any of them react. 
When the child arrived in front of Serenity, 
it bowed, dropped to a knee, and did 
something that I will always remember: `Your 
Majesty? I'm Sailor Nemesis. My life is 
your's. I am yours' to command.' Apparently, 
Arik succeeded in his goal of making a Senshi." 

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Tendo Dojo, one day after Nabiki and Ranma's 
little "talk."

     "Ok, Nabiki, I'm here. What did you want 
to talk to me about?" Ranma asked 
diffidently.
     "I just thought you might want to know 
where I'm going to send you after we get you 
out of here. Or would you prefer to just 
wander around and hope you find it?" Nabiki 
responded sarcastically 
      "Um, Nabiki? I don't think we're 
running on the same wavelength here. I don't 
need you to help me to get out of here. I 
just need you to run cover for me."
     "Excuse me? `Run cover'?"
     "Yeah. I've already got plans set up to 
get me out of here. I've covered the 
necessary paperwork and everything. I just 
need you to make sure that they get bad 
information from you."
     "YOU'VE got plans? How the hell long 
have you been planning this?"
     His reply was brief and concise, "Since 
Saffron. I've had dreams and those damn 
blackouts since I killed him."
     "Oh." There really wasn't much she could 
add to that. "Are you sure you don't need any 
help?"
     "Positive."
     "Ok. If you're sure. Where are you 
going?"
     "I'm not going to tell you. What you 
don't know, you can't tell."
     "Damn it, Ranma! I told you I wouldn't 
tell anyone! Are you saying I lied?!"
     "No. You never lie. You may tell partial 
truths, you may distort the truth until it's 
unrecognizable, you may deliberately give 
people the wrong impression, but you never 
flat-out lie and you never break your word 
once it's given in true faith. I know that, 
and I trust you in that. The reason I'm not 
going to tell you is because Cologne knows 
pressure points that could make you babble 
out your entire life story. THAT'S why I'm 
not going to tell you."
     "Oh." Was the only comment she could 
make. <How the hell did he nail me that well? 
I never thought he was that good of a judge 
of character.> "So, how are you handling the 
paperwork and stuff?"
     "I called up some people who I did 
favors for. They're handling it." Then Ranma
uttered the most frightening phrase ever 
invented, "Trust me. I know what I'm doing."

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Hikawa Shrine, still during Pluto's little 
talk (so the time flow ain't even. Call it 
artistic license. Or call it crappy 
writing, I don't care.)

     Once again, there was stunned silence. 
It was beginning to get repetitive. Pluto 
seemed to be enjoying it, though. This time, 
Usagi broke it, with her usual `just let it 
all come out at once' style.
     "Sailor Nemesis? So what did she look 
like? What was she like? What were her 
powers? Why didn't we hear about her before 
this?" That last was asked with a pointed 
glance at Luna.
     "Don't glare at me. You know my memory 
was Swiss-cheesed from being in suspended 
animation for several millenia." Luna 
responded indignantly. 
     "It wasn't her fault. Nemesis tended to 
be hard to remember." Setsuna commented. At 
this everyone else broke out of their trances 
and began to assault Pluto with questions.
     "Where is Nemesis?"
     "What are her powers?"
     "Where is she?"
     "Are there more Senshi besides Nemesis?"
     "What's her fashion sense like?"
     Everyone stopped to stare at Minako. She 
blinked.
     "What? It's a valid question!"
     Before anyone could ask any more 
questions, a beeping was heard. As everyone 
watched, Ami went pale and scrambled for her 
purse. She pulled out the Mercury Computer and 
began to frantically type on it. Her face 
turned even paler.
     "Ami? What's wrong?" Usagi asked, 
worriedly.
     "There's been eight dimensional 
disruptions in downtown Juban."
    "Which means, what? We've got enemies to 
fight?" Minako asked.
    "Precisely."
    "YES! ALRIGHT! Let's go kick some youma 
ass!" Makoto yelled as she jumped to her feet 
and pulled out her henshin stick. Everyone else 
just sat there and blinked, staring at her.
    "What? WHAT!? Why are you looking at me 
like that?"
     "Sometimes, Mako-chan, you freak me out 
worse than Minako." Haruka said in a flat tone. 
     "Hey, wait a minute..." Minako began to 
protest, but was cut off when Haruka continued.
"Now let's go take care the youma. I've got a 
race tomorrow, and I don't want to have to miss 
it."
     Eight nifty-keen light shows later, the 
Senshi were gone. Except for Setsuna, who just 
sat there. She finished her tea, looked at her 
watch, smiled, and said, "Right on time."

*********************
Downtown Juban, about three hours later.


     // ZZZAKKTTT // A bolt of tamed lightning 
slammed into something that looked like a six-
foot cockroach, turning it into so much ash.
     "And another one bites the dust." Makoto 
said, wiping sweat off her brow. "Any more?"
    "No, that's the last of them." Ami answered 
after scanning with the Mercury Computer.
    "That's good. I'm tired."
    "We all are. Those things were faster than 
hell." Minako commented. "At least they weren't 
that tough."
     "Yeah, that's a good thing." Makoto 
replied. "So, Mercury, any idea where those 
things were from?"
     "No. But I'm worried."
     That got everybody's attention.
     "What do you mean?" Makoto asked.
     "Let's go back to the temple. I don't want 
to have to do this more than once."
 
******************
Hikawa Shrine. (As if by magic, we're there! 
Cool!)

     Everyone was sitting around the table 
staring at Ami, waiting for her to speak. She 
was going over some of the data in the 
Computer. She looked up and announced,
    "We've got problems."
    "Well, DUH! Of course we've got problems! 
We just had to kill 8 giant cockroaches. I hate 
roaches! And I really hate bugs that are taller 
than I am!" Minako stated, sarcastically.
     Ami either missed the sarcasm or ignored 
it. (Every one who thinks she ignored it? 
That's what I thought.-Slacker) she just looked 
at Minako and said, "More than that. I ran the 
structure of those bugs through the database in 
the Computer and I came up with a conglomerate 
result."
     Stares and blank looks met her statement. 
She sighed and explained, "Those bugs had 
almost all of the good points and almost none of 
the bad points of several of our old foes. 
Youma, daimon, cardian, etc. The only reason we 
won as easily as we did is because these were 
apparently prototypes. I was able to detect 
several obvious weak points in all of them. They 
were flawed. They're going to get tougher. As I 
said before, we've got problems."
    Haruka smiled and turned to Michiru. It 
wasn't a nice smile. She asked, "You know what 
this means, don't you?"
    "24-7." Michiru said in a resigned tone.
    "Right."
    Everyone just stared at them, wondering 
what they were talking about.
    "Excuse me, what are you talking about?" 
Ami inquired.
    "Don't worry about it." Haruka replied, "We 
just need to make some plans if we've got some 
new enemies."
    "Yes, we do." Rei said, "But first, Where 
the hell is Pluto!?" The last was asked in a 
fairly pissed-off tone of voice.
    At that point, everyone realized that Rei 
was right. Pluto was gone. It was quickly 
determined that no one had seen her since they 
took of to take care of the youma (or whatever 
the hell they were called THIS time).
    "Great! Just when a new enemy shows up, she 
disappears! Typical! When I find her I'm gonna 
take that staff of her's and..." What followed 
was anatomically impossible, and physically 
improbable. When Rei finally stopped swearing, 
she noticed that everyone was staring at her.
   "What?"
   "For a shrine maiden, you swear better than 
anyone I've ever met." Minako commented.
   "You swear better than my mechanics, and I 
didn't think THAT could be done." Haruka added.
    "So I'm angry that Setsuna disappeared 
right 
when we needed her. AGAIN! Doesn't anyone else 
feel a bit angry?" Rei asked.
    "Yeah, it is pretty damn annoying." Makoto 
agreed.
    "I have more things to do than sit around 
and give you help when you don't need it." 
Setsuna said, again from the corner behind 
Usagi. Suprisingly, Usagi didn't scream, jump, 
or even react to the words. (She was too tired.) 
She just stood there. She turned and said, "You 
know, that gets really annoying after a while."
    Setsuna just grinned in a fairly evil way. 
She turned to the rest of the Senshi and 
announced, "I'm going to get this out of the 
way right now. I can't tell you any more about 
Nemesis. Not WON'T, but CAN'T! I've been 
ordered by my future self not to. I don't 
disobey my own orders. Ever. All I can do is to 
warn you to be aware of Nemesis. I'm going to 
be busy at the Time Gate for a while, so don't 
bother looking for me. As for your enemies? I 
can see that they'll be following the same 
patterns they usually do, so say goodbye to 
sleeping all night. I'll tell you more when I 
can."
     Setsuna turned, opened a portal, and 
walked through. After the portal closed, she 
said, "This ought to be...interesting. Oh, 
well. Time to get to work."

****************
A train station in Nerima, two days after the 
Senshi's meeting.

     Nabiki stood and watched Ranma as he 
picked up his ticket for his train. Getting 
here was suprisingly easy. Ranma had insulted 
Akane's cooking and gotten a free trip to the 
station via "Akane Air." Nabiki was still 
wondering how he had managed to control where 
he landed so well. He had come down right in 
front of the ticket window. As Ranma walked 
over, her curiosity got the better of her and 
she asked, "Hey, Saotome. How'd you manage to 
get Akane to hit you right to the train 
station?"
     He turned, looked at her, and said, "I've 
got lot's of practice flying `Akane Air.' And 
the Saotome School of Anything Goes is an 
aerial style, after all."
     Nabiki nodded in understanding. "Oh, Ok. I 
get it." 
    "Sooooo, where'd you get a ticket for any 
way?" She asked, casually.
    "Tomob---" Ranma started to answer, then 
stopped suddenly as her question filtered 
through his brain. "Nice try." He said dryly.
    "Hey, I had to give it a shot." Nabiki said 
shrugging her shoulders. <I'll just get it from 
the ticket man anyway. You may be acting 
smarter than I'm used to, but you're still 
Ranma. And that means you're too damn 
trusting.>
     Ranma looked up as his train was 
announced. 
"You'll make sure to keep them off my back, 
right?" He asked, just to make sure.
     "Hey, with the amount I'll get for some of 
those pictures, I'll make sure the CIA wouldn't 
be able to find you." Nabiki said with a smirk.
    Ranma shuddered. The picture session was 
something he hoped to be able to soon forget. 
He hadn't had to do any nudity, but some of the 
swimsuits Nabiki made him wear had about 3 
square inches of fabric in them, and 1 and a 
half of that was the strings. And the lingerie? 
He didn't ever want to remember THAT. Of 
course, the fact that she made his pose in both 
forms had been an...unpleasant...surprise. If 
he hadn't needed her help so badly, he would 
have found where she kept her film and burnt 
it.
     Ranma was shaken from his musings when the 
train pulled in to the station. As he got on he 
waved to Nabiki and moved to a seat. He stowed 
his single bag (which held almost everything he 
owned. Wandering for ten years studying the Art 
didn't give much chance for getting possesions) 
and sat down.
     Nabiki smiled to herself as the train 
pulled away from the station. She went over to 
the schedule board and began to read. 
    <Bingo! Tomobiki. Sigh. Sometimes it's so 
easy, I'm ashamed of myself. At least he picked 
a place where he'll fit in with the general 
craziness. He'd better watch out for Ataru, 
though. Lum won't like it if Ataru finds him in 
cursed form. Ouch.> She went over to the ticket 
booth and confirmed that Ranma had bought 
tickets for Tomobiki.
    On the train, Ranma smiled to himself and 
pulled the tickets for Tomobiki out of his 
pocket. He looked at them, chuckled, and slowly 
tore them into pieces. "Gotcha, Nabiki." He 
whispered to himself.

*************
Juban Train Station, same day.

     The Inner Senshi waited on the platform 
after tagging along with Usagi to pick up her 
brother after a stay with relatives. Usagi was 
currently about to fall asleep against Makoto's 
shoulder. (She hadn't taken the "no sleep at 
night" thing very well) In the last two days, 
they had averaged two attacks a night, and 
everyone was running ragged. The youma were 
beginning to get tougher to kill, and Ami said 
they were beginning to move into the 
"production models," which meant that they 
would probably start to get tougher. The only 
good thing was that all the attacks were 
happening at night, so they didn't have to come 
up with excuses to miss school. "Teacher, may I 
be excused to save the world?" only works on 
The Powerpuff Girls, after all. 
    Usagi's nap was interrupted by the squeal 
of the train's brakes. The girls started to 
scan the crowds of people getting off in hope 
of seeing their target. When they finally saw 
him they rushed over to him. They were about to 
leave when they heard a roar. 
    <Typical.> Was the only thought that the 
Senshi had just before the youma attacked.

**********************
Juban Train Station.
 
   Ranma got off the train just in time to hear 
a roar. He stopped, turned to where the roar 
came from, and sighed. A large, black, spike-
covered monster was making the noise. <Great. 
Why can't I ever have a normal day?> Of course, 
he was in Juban because it had almost as high 
of a weirdness rating as Nerima or Tomobiki. 
Not as high, but close. He'd fit right in. 
<Can't fight it like this, people might 
recognize me later.> He started to look for a 
place to change. He heard someone shout, "LOOK 
OUT!!" He had just enough time to see a ball of 
energy before it slammed him through a wall and 
into unconsciousness.
    The Senshi had no time to check up on the 
man who was just hit. They were barely able to 
hold their own. The youma didn't seem to be 
hurt by anything they threw at it, and they 
were running out of steam. Most of their fights 
tended to be over within 5 minutes, and this 
one was at 6 times that. They simply didn't 
have the stamina they needed. They were having 
to fall back on their weaker attacks. Finally, 
one of them made the inevitable mistake. Venus' 
Cresent Beam hit the youma at an angle and 
glanced off towards Mars, who jumped towards 
Mercury to get out of the way. The youma acted 
on the opening with startling speed. It grabbed 
Jupiter, threw her into Mercury and Mars, 
backhanded Venus into a wall, and was on Sailor 
Moon like a cheap suit. It shoulder-slammed her 
into another wall. As Sailor Moon lay there, 
stunned and barely conscious, it walked over 
and raised it's clawed hand to strike. The rest 
of the Senshi were barely fighting off the 
blackness as well. They could only watch.
    At the Gate of Time, Pluto whispered, "It 
is time." Then she smiled. <Good. I've been 
waiting long enough.>
     Back in the train station, Sailor Moon was 
waiting for the youma to strike. She closed her 
eyes as the claws began to come down.Then she 
felt a hand on her ankle. A hand that pulled 
her out away from the wall the youma had 
knocked her into, and threw her into a 
fountain. 
    "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" // SPLASH // 
"PTOOUIE!" 
She sat in the fountain trying to figure out 
what had just happened. She glanced over to the 
other Inner Senshi to see if one of them had 
been the one to throw her. They weren't even 
looking in her direction. They were staring at 
someone over by the youma. (Venus and Jupiter 
had hearts in their eyes.) She turned to where 
they were staring and saw a man dressed all in 
black. Black shirt, pants, shoes, and a black 
symbol on his forehead.
    From where she was, she couldn't get a good 
look at the symbol, but she could tell it had a 
black crescent moon in it. <Crap. Is the Black 
Moon Family back?>
     The man turned and looked at the youma. 
It prepared to spring at him, and he 
began to laugh. Not just a little chuckle, 
either. A full-blown, tears in the eyes laugh. 
This seemed to annoy the youma, and it sprang 
at him. The stranger seemed to blur, and the 
youma went flying into a wall away from the 
Senshi. As the youma began to get up, the 
stranger held out his hand, palm up. Black 
energy began to gather in his palm. When he had 
a ball about the size of a softball, he tossed 
it at the youma with a casual snap of his 
wrist. It caught the youma in mid-leap. Black 
lightning raced over the youma's skin. The 
youma hit the floor and seemed to 
just...evaporate. All of this happened in 
complete silence. No focusing mantra for the 
attack from the stranger, no scream of 
pain from the youma. 
     He snorted, and walked over to the 
fountain that Sailor Moon was sitting in.
He held out a hand to her, and she reached for 
it. She couldn't seem to look away from his 
eyes. They were the deepest blue she had ever 
seen. She could faintly hear him saying, "You 
must be Sailor Moon. It is good to meet you. I 
am..." Whatever he was about to say was cut off 
by Uranus deciding to introduce herself.
    "World Shaking!" He looked up just in time 
to catch the blast straight in the chest. He 
flew backwards through a shop wall. Neptune ran 
over to Moon to see if she was all right, while 
Uranus and Saturn made sure the `enemy' was 
finished. 
    When Neptune got to the fountain, she was 
unprepared for Moon's reaction.
    "What did you do that for? You might have 
killed him!" Moon demanded indignantly.
    "He was threatening you." She replied 
calmly.
    "No, he wasn't. He was helping me out of 
the fountain. He's on our side. Or at least he 
was before you guys blew him through a wall!"
    Of course, the Outers had no idea of what 
had happened after the Inners got Usagi's 
brother out of the line of fire, transformed, 
and hit the emergency button on the 
communicator. All they knew was that someone 
had attacked the Princess. They got to the 
station just in time to see most of the Inners 
scattered, and some guy dressed all in black 
leaning over the Princess. They reacted as the 
situation warranted: Take out the threat.
    Meanwhile, by the hole in the wall made by 
a flying body, Saturn and Uranus were getting 
ready to make sure the target was so much dead 
meat. Uranus pulled out the Space Sword and 
Saturn got out the Silence Glaive. (Better safe 
than sorry, after all.) Uranus stepped through 
the hole with the Space Sword held in a ready 
position. Saturn was about to follow when she 
heard a shout and Uranus came flying back out 
of the hole, minus her sword. Uranus slammed 
into the wall across from the hole and just 
barely managed to get to her feet. As she stood 
there, a blur flew out of the hole and imbedded 
itself about a quarter-inch from her right ear. 
It was the Space Sword. Saturn turned back to 
the hole just in time to see the stranger climb 
out. 
    "You know, that wasn't very nice." He said 
in a rather pleasant tone. He looked around, 
noticed the new additions and the fact that the 
Inners were looking ready to finish what the 
Outers had started, and reached a decision. 
<Time to go.> "Well, it's been fun, but I have 
to say `Good-bye.' See ya." He calmly 
announced, and disappeared into the shadows. 
The Senshi heard sirens beginning to come 
closer to their location and decided that 
leaving would be a good idea. Uranus reached up 
to pull out her weapon and had an unpleasant 
surprise. She couldn't move it. She 
pulled harder. No luck. She braced herself 
against the wall and pulled. NSL (No Such 
Luck). Mercury noticed her efforts and came 
over. 
    "What's wrong?" She asked.
    "I can't get my sword out of this stupid 
wall!" Uranus muttered between gritted teeth.
    "Let me scan it." Mercury worked on her 
computer for a few seconds. Her eyes widened.
    "Well, why can't I get it out?" Uranus 
demanded.
    Mercury's voice was hesitant as she 
answered, "Because it is stuck through a main 
support beam." 
    That made Uranus do a double take. "What?"
    "Your sword is stuck in one of the main 
support beams for this part of the station. It 
was thrown with enough force to drive it in to 
the hilt. You're going to have to pull HARD to 
get it out."
     Rather than answer, Uranus just grabbed 
the hilt of the Space Sword and pulled. She put 
one foot on the wall, then the other. The other 
Senshi all stopped what they were doing to 
watch as Uranus obtained a 90 degree angle to 
the floor. Her face was turning a lovely shade 
of purple when she finally managed to get the 
sword out. 
    "Yes! Oh, Shit!" Unfortunately, she forgot 
she was on the wall, and hit the ground on her 
head. As she got up, she growled, "Not one 
word. NOT...A...SINGLE...ONE!" Seeing the look 
in her eyes, no one wanted to risk it. They 
rapidly made plans to meet at Rei's temple that 
night, and scattered. The Inners went to get 
Usagi's brother and the Outers went to patrol 
the city to see if they could find that guy in 
black. 
     The guy in black was gone. They never did 
find him.
     Meanwhile, Ranma woke up in the train 
station's bathroom. Water was flowing from a 
broken faucet and had soaked him (now a her), 
waking her up. 
     "Oh, man." She groaned, "What hit me?" Then 
she remembered. The youma. An energy blast. Some 
one screaming a warning. <Hold on. The girl who 
screamed the warning. She was dressed in a blue 
fuku, along with four others.> "The Sailor 
Senshi? I'll be. I thought they were just an 
urban legend."
      She got up, and groaned as an assortment 
of aches and pains made themselves known. <Man, 
this shirt is shot.> As she made her way through 
the ruin that used to be a waiting platform, she 
could hear police and ambulances arriving. 
<Man, I'm sorry I missed this fight. It looks 
like it was a good one. Maybe I can catch the 
next one. Wouldn't want to get out of shape.> 
Since she didn't want to have to explain why she 
was standing in a former battle zone with 
shredded clothes (especially since he was in 
his cursed form), Ranma quickly made her way 
out of the station without being seen. <Heh, 
Umisen-ken strikes again. That technique comes 
in handy. Still was a SOB to learn, though.> 
Once she was outside, Ranma took to the rooftops 
and quickly made his way to her destination: a 
fairly nice house on the outskirts of Juban.
    She jumped down and went in the gate. She 
went up to the door and checked it. <Locked. 
Let's see...> She reached around and pulled a 
letter from her pack. <Says here if it's 
locked, I should use the key hidden in the 
flowerpot. Huh. Not a very original place.>      
    Ranma opened the door and went in. <Letter 
says first door on the right up the stairs is 
mine.> She went up the stairs, went into the 
room, and looked around. <Not bad. Pretty nice, 
as a matter of fact. This should be a nice 
place to stay, if I can pull my plan off.> 
     Ranma changed shirts (and sexes) and 
put away the rest of his gear. Then he decided 
to explore the rest of the house. That took him 
all of ten minutes. One room had several lamps 
in it, and looked like it belonged to a young 
girl. Another had several musical instruments on 
the wall, was tastefully decorated, and 
spotlessly clean. A third had a huge amount of 
racing trophies in a case. The last one looked 
like no one had been there in a good long while. 
The basement had the usual basementy stuff in 
it, and he couldn't find an attic access. 
<Well, that was fun. Now what do I do? I have to 
talk to the person who sent me the 
letter before I know what to do around here.> 
Ranma was about to sit on the living room floor 
and start meditating when his stomach announced 
that it wanted some attention. <Bingo. I'll 
make some food.> 
    He went into the kitchen and started to 
make something to eat. It was almost done when 
someone pulled into the garage. <Oh, good. 
Someone's home. I hope it's the person I need 
to talk to.> Ranma stepped away from the stove 
and started to wipe off his hands when he 
remembered something important. <Crap! I'm 
male!> He dashed over to the sink and splashed 
himself with cold water just as the door 
opened. She turned to look at the people.
     There was a blonde (dressed in guys 
clothes), a girl with green hair (dressed in 
some rather tasteful clothes), and a young girl 
with black hair (dressed in a skirt and 
turtleneck). They just stared at each other for 
a while. Then the blond jumped at Ranma.

******************

   Haruka opened the door to the house and 
smelled someone cooking. <Setsuna. Good. I can 
ask her some of the questions that came up 
during the meeting.> It wasn't Setsuna. It was 
a short, blue-eyed redhead wearing black pants 
and a red Chinese style shirt (which, although 
baggy, did nothing to hide her `assets'). 
Haruka had one simple thought: <Burglar. Get 
her.> She jumped at the stranger.


To be Continued. (Big surprise there, huh?)
*************************
Author's piece:

   Well, here it is. I seem to be developing a 
habit of ending chapters with a cliffhanger, 
don't I?
    What happened in the meeting? Why is Ranma 
in Setsuna's house? What's in nougat? How long 
will it be until Strike Fiss writes his next 
series? Will I ever shut up? The answers to 
some of these questions will be in the next 
chapter! (I'm not telling which ones, though.)

Big thanks to all my pre-readers! You know I 
love `em!

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