[FFML] [Tenchi][LEMON] Sterilize them

Author: Byooki Desu

Synopsis: KILL IT! KILL IT!

Title: Sterilize them

Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Pioneer and to what's her name.

Most of the lyrics belongs to Zappa. And the rest belongs at a toxic disposal center.

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"You gonna pay for that miss?" Ed, the barkeeper keeps a wary eye on a petite girl having drank more than ten men together not showing any sign of fatigue.

She was kinda cute in childish sort of way her black pigtail slumping down a purple shirt. Yes cute.. and that impressive bosom was the only reason he had let her drink as much as she did hoping she would pass out sooner or later.

"Don't worry about it fratboy; I got it covered" flickering an odd silver coin into the air caching it a moment later she flashes him grin. Ed wondered if serving her so much alcohol had been wise, that gleam in her eyes hadn't been exactly human. Maybe he could leave early letting Bob the fill in handle the rest.. yes that was it he could.. all these lovely creatures in the clutches of Bob.. yah.. right.....

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The Sickest Ones - Part 2

Sterilize them

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Kagato looks up from his drink a tilt of the head and a smirk on the lips,

this is a usual attribute to science filth.

He couldn't say were they were coming' from,

but he just met some girls with, rubber suits on..

They strolled on over, voluptuously built.

"Say look here bum I got a forty dollar bill saying you can't make me cum." she smiled " Y'jes can't do it"

Her partner in in crime a ditz to boot just giggled no end it seemed the other girl thought she had won.

A bet they had made, the other girl said,

that she to her partner would prove that all men were scum.

Kagato didn't mind they called him scum truer facts had never been known but it didn't matter as he got up the bitch was dead, oh yeah.

But first he would make her cum..

So he got down to it!

He got undressed in a shabby room not much to it just it fitted his person. scum of the world has a strange queasy self-insertion. Lets get it on.

He whipped of her bloomers 'n stiffened his thumb

An' applied a rotation on her sugar plum

He poked n' he stroked till his wrist got numb

But he still didn't hear the fucking bitch cum..

The fucking bitch cum..

"Fucking bitch Cum!

Fucking Bitch CUM!"

Why didn't this little slut humm?

he had already spent five hours

and still he hadn't lit her fires.

All this GP were vixens and shrews,

like as if that to the universe greatest

genius was any news..

The black haired girl just smiled up at me and said,

and a seductive tone that could wake up the dead.

"I got a spot that makes me hot and you ain't been near it no no no you ain't been near it, you man!" never in his life had he been talked like so A stupid hoe that was calling him low..

She got a spot that made her hot but he hadn't found it on her,

that fuckin' hoe..

"I gotta get out of it!" black haired cow just grunted at my tries mumbling incoherently about how he should try..

"I Got a spot! but you haven't been to it,

no you haven't been into it" Kagato frowns.

No you hadn't been into it?

What the fuck was she talking about?

All this gibberish was gonna get her popped he swore.

But the stupid hoe just continued to grow all sweat and grunts,

but no moans nor cries.

"I got a spot that makes me hot.

But you ain't been into it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it.

An' I gotta get out of it, before I get into it!

'Cause I never got into it, unless I get out of it!

An' I gotta be out of it, to get myself into it!"

All this time the scientist frowns the GP officer groans but nothin' else it was frustrating at best sticks and' stones could break her bones but he was already halfway there, thumb broken jaw ajar heaven have mercy humans beware. This Domnatrix was, in all words spoken a man killer, a beast, Roken.. Lord have pithy!

Kiyone, was spinning his world made him hurl.

Can you believe that this little wench.

A silly tart, a two yen hussy, a spandex freak, some undressed meat.

Violating her womanhood, rape her dreams, fuck her till the world dies,

fuck her until she screams.

Nothin' seemed to work, was it the wrong bait on hook?

could it be this fish swam other ways he had to take a look..

"Are you interested in a different poses ?

is that why you call me a spaz?"

The girl just laughed rubbing his ass,

silly schmucks are known to make her laugh.

She looked over him with a glazed eye

And some bovine perspiration

On her upper lip area

And she said ...

"Just get me wasted

An' you're half-way there

'Cause if my mind's tore up

Then my body don't care.."

He rubbed his chinny-chin-chin

An' said "My-my-my what sort of thing might this

girly here get high upon?

Lesbianism surly wasn't her taste but his was drawn down to the base.

An' evil gleam was reflected in his eyes could it be so simple?

All he had to do was try.

So he checked out her partner

Who was holdin' the bet

and wondered if was this stuff

that turned the girly on.

A trip of the mind, yes it was

but women are known to spit first

then floss!

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more

When her partner got nekkid an' laid on the floor

She said in sultry voice " Kiyone might win the bet

But she could use a little....

If I wasn't done yet.

Rubbing his chin he, got of the bed

there really was nothin' to it Ohoh!

Nothin' to there was,

her partner were a campfire ready to flame

she wouldn't be able to resist the pain!

And he told her

"Just because the sun

Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume

I wouldn't give her a try

Kagato was man that knew what he want

Pounding girls was just a walk in the park.

Wouldn't this inflict girls some pain?

Hell man what do you think the point

'Of it is anyway?

He pulled on her hair

Got her legs in the air

An' asked if she had any cooties there

"Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!"

Walkin' on the edge he had done before

But those lice you could get from any whore

Better safe than sorry if yah know what I mean

Sex is one thing, cooties are another.

If you want to feel special than don't stray far

Keep it in the family

It's not really condemned by gar.

She was buns-up kneelin'

"BUNS UP!"

He was wheelin' an dealin'

WEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOOH!

She surrendered to the feelin'

SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED

An' she started into squealin'

The way to turn girls on

Mind me not.

Is to give them something else

Other than what they want.

Lubricate the path to glory

Every one will benefit even the horny.

Keep a wary eye on your partner in crime

does that person scream out give it another try..

This is why we find this scene.

Kiyone watching from the edge of the bed

Her lips twitchin' an' her face gone red

Some drool rollin' down

>From the edge of her chin

While she spied the condition

Her partner was in

She quivered an' quaked

Spasmed an' jerked

She clutched at herself making sounds

While her partner just giggled

An'made a joke bout her health

"don't look so good there, huh?

I hear cold fish has a hard time on land

Maybe you should find yourself some semen?"

So in the end the black hair harridan did give in.

What else could she do? all that angst, all that goo

She was pleadin' now eyes down

Not understanding my grin.

So I told her all she needed

Was some disciplin'...

An' he said

"Kiss my empire . . . luscious ditz. . .

M-M-M it got some real ampere

I'll dazzle yah!

You want me to lit your campfire-a?

Would y'all like some more-a?

On the floor-a

An' how 'bout you, applecheeks?

Y'wanna?"

"Yes.."

"MMM... sound like your chockin' or somethin'

You know I'm gonna find me a horse

Just about this big"

He measures up the the girl on the bed,

Knowin' her well...

"And I will ride her along the border lines."

Her partners starts to giggle when her friend got down

pattin' horses seemed to be right up her town.

"You like horses?"

Slappin' on a saddle you to do to ride

Any other way would be suicide

An' unbridled horsey will use till you die.

Give em' some sugar or an apple or two

Let them know that the master is you..

"I'm cummin..."

The scientist raises an eyebrow.

"Did you say you want some more?

Well, here's some more..."

....

The hour was you or was that old? it doesn't matter

When the language is bold.

Working his way the scientist has,

He folds them up an' sticks it in--

An' again again..

But all things end

Even the fun so the fun got borin'

And the fun went away

But sweet toothed are never done

They crave for more once they 've begun

Nothin' will stop them nothin' can guide them

There mentality is at non.

So the Mentality gone

Morality non our work will go on

Until someone will cum.

Kiyone was tired Mihoshi was down so she asked the

Madman if he was done..

"Oh, sure... look

D'you think I could interest you

In a pair of zircon-incrusted tweezers?"

Her eyes pops out or near to non, this was sick

Was his mind gone? did this give him a kick?

"TWEEZERS!"

Her shrill cry could be heard all over the world

But nobody cared as nobody dared.

"Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em...

Gimme your lighter!"

He couldn't say where they were commin' from

But he had just boinked some girls with rubber suits on..

Weelin' an' dealin' they had surrendered to the feelin'

That was all there was to it

Just pound their breath away

Just pound their air away

Just pound their lungs away

No one can withstand him!

Oh his awesome might

OH OH OH the brilliant light!

God NO ARRGH

Blankets are made for children that cry

When daddy puts them to sleep

It's all they can try

Resistance is futile if daddy is mad

Kagato never thinks about it

He is not that baaaaad..

Surrender to the feelin'!!

He just pounds their breath away

He just pounds their lust away

He just pounds their air away

He just pounds their health away

He just pounds their lungs away

He just pounds their lives away..

He just lights a cigarette, knowin he did good

The sluts were wasted they had left this world

He had stood by his word and done what he could

The sun was rising an' any of this was never heard.

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Ed blinks as two Gorgeous girls walks. Rubber suits on and guns by there side glistening. Fuck Bob! he couldn't leave all these lovelies and that creatures clutches. No, better if he could get them to a hotel or something, maybe after a few drinks...

A quick glance at the pigtailed girl told him she still hadn't had enough.

"Ah my ladies what can I serve you today?"

The one with long black hair flowing down her shoulders just shrugs " The strongest you got mister its been a long day and I need something that can coupe with the pressure." The barkeeper blinks again, then some more. Was there no woman at this bar that couldn't take alcohol? he started to wonder as the blond dressed in an identical outfit as her friend pipes up.

"Oh , nothing to strong You know how silly I got last time I had something to drink .. you remember..?"

Ed smiles a not to pleasant smile as the raven haired beauty goggles at the other girl. "Mihoshi! We have never been to this BAR! How could he KNOW??!"

Mihoshi obviously the blond airhead her friend, Kiyone was it? had referred to seems to not understand.

"Uh, gee Kiyone maybe this is the same bar? he seems awfully familiar!"

a light bed of sweat is currently resting on Ed's forehead as he slips some alcohol into the mineral water

"Familiar?? MIHOSHI... HEY! "

Kiyones hand slaps Ed's wrist making him splash the mineral water all over himself. "Didn't you hear, she can't handle that stuff!"

Ed makes frantic gestures with his hands trying to apologize, telling them he has a hearing problem and a whole load of other bullshit. Kiyone doesn't seem impressed but her attention is soon diverted as she sees Mihoshi starts to drink the spiked mineral water.

"GAH! Mihoshi.. let go of the .. GLASS eergh!!"

backing away from the struggling pair he is about to turn his attention back to The pigtailed girl as Bob bumps him making him drop his sunglasses on the floor. One footstep later and we see Ed on the barfloor picking up the crushed pieces of his rose-colored glasses.

Life was cruel, first he had had to abandon the Souja while he sanitized it.. and now his specs broke! what next? Would that stupid creation show up again? It wouldn't surprise him, the way things were going now. But having that shrew in his face again wasn't really what he wanted right now.

The rasping voice of Bob, wakes him from his brooding as the little monkeylike man chats away with the ladies telling them that 'Ed' was new and was ugly to boot making mistakes like there was no tomorrow. He went into tales about how Ed had once spanked all the waitresses and made them leave an the only reason he hadn't been kicked from his job had been because that the boss was such a wimp. 'Ed' makes a disgusting grimace Bob was going to reveal his identity next he would probably tell them that he was a wanted criminal.

"Oh, yeah sneaky eyes.. I swear I think I once saw a wanted poster with his pic.." Bob is sent into a sprawling heap on the floor as Ed/Kagato's boot connects with the side of his head.

"Uh sorry about that young ladies" realisation dawned on Kagato as the rubber suits and the guns on the girls wore made him remember those mutilated corpses he had found after the Souja had blown up that moon. Galaxy Police officers!

Not to worry they didn't seem very bright and surely he could handle a couple of apparently new to the force he noted at their age, sluts from a stupid bureau that couldn't even tie it's own shoelaces.

"See Bob is what we call, special. he doesn't live in the same world as the rest of us" and soon he doesn't live in any world at all.

Kiyone again doesn't seem entirely convinced as Mihoshi pulls her gun and shoves it in Kagatos face.

"See I told you I recognized him! He's that pervert that has been terrorizing this sector! His pimp glasses are enough proof of that!" cooly examining the tip of the barrel Kagato makes his most apologetic face.

Sure he could kill them right here, right now before anyone of them could even blink, but then he would have to find another identity. Besides he had had something entirely different in his mind when he first saw them walk in in those rubber suits, cuffs and and impressive attributes to boot. No killing them wasn't an option, not yet anyway.

"Miss if you are still angry over that spilled drink I will be happy to pay for it out of my own pocket. Nobody will ever be able to say that I, Ka.. Ed don't give people what they deserve.." Not so much his word but the fact that Mihoshi thought he was a criminal seemed to convince Kiyone.

"Mihoshi put the gun down.. This is not Ranma"

the ditz blinks seemingly confused "But Mihoshi don't you know what he made tose poor rabbits on that planet do? The sex never stopped, and the poor creatures boinked everyday all day all year around!"

Kiyone forces Mihoshis gun down onto the table.

"Mihoshi, they are rabbits! they are supposed to act that way ever heard about making it like rabbits?"

Mihoshi puts her gun away "Uh, no but but now that you mention it my roomate always asked me if I wanted to join some of his reindeer games, so I guess what your saying is that rabbits and reindeers are related and that the Ed here cannot be that criminal cause he doesn't got any fluffy tail?"

Kiyone gets up from the floor after having fallen down from her stool.

"NO, MIHOSHI!! IT, WAS, JUST, A, FIGURE, OF, SPEECH!!!"

the blondhaired makes a silent Oh, Then holds her hands up in front of a hanging lamp making a shadow bunny.

"You mean like this??" Kiyone doesn't even try to respond to that.

"As I was saying Mihoshi this man here cannot be Ranma by the simple fact that he is a man.. scum in other words. See Ranma is female."

It's Kagato's turn to drop to the floor.

"So, uh ..excuse me mister.. Hey were did you go?"

Kagato slowly gets up from the barfloor nodding to Mihoshi, then his eyes lock with Kiyones. "What is THAT suppose to mean?" Kiyone makes a big deal of not understanding his question.

"What is what supposed to mean?"

Kagato grimaces "THAT! What are you one, black ice? whaddya go on about all men being scum!"

Kiyone cocks her head to the side " Well aren't you?"

The evil scientist blinks for the sixth time in three seconds, making some of the more observant patrons start to wonder if he got a bug up his eye or something.

"Why, yes! of course I am.. but I resent that!"

No more likely a bug up his nose.

"You do, do you? well that's not my problem you have to live with that you are man." someone makes a giggle somewhere, but it isn't noticed.

"Oh come on Kiyone don't come down on him so hard! I mean I like men they can be very good company when you need a pillow" The blond knockout pulls a strand of hair out of her mouth pithy in her eyes as she watches Kagato. Pithy? how dared she! He was Kagato the most feared criminal in six galaxies, destroyer of worlds a nightmare for historians. there didn't exist any such thing as pithy when it came to him. He was Kagato the Universe most feared man.. he was Ed the barkeeper that groped girls.. >_<

"Not so hard on him Mihoshi? Why? only thoughts men have in mind are hard ones.. so i don't see why I should treat them any differently" The mad scientist face faults, what kinda trip was this girly here on anyway? She couldn't be serious. "Uh miss I do have oth.." the flat of Kiyone's hand muffles what else Kagato had intended to say as she shoved it in front of his face.

"Listen Mihoshi if there was such a thing like an intelligent man, a man that could satisfy a woman I would jump on him" Mihoshi pouts index finger resting against her nose. "Uh , isn't that illegal Kiyone?"

Kagato is greeted with a scene not often witnessed by other people as Kiyone stretches out her arm over her partners head pours her drink all over Mihoshi soaking the poor ditz.

"Oh, my have did that happen, I guess I am just a bit clumsy... you see how that happened Mihoshi? it was as if somebody was controlling my body!" strangely enough, or maybe not considering this is Mihoshi we are talking about, the blond police officer actually fell for that lame excuse trying to figure out what had controlled Kiyones arm.

"Body snatchers Kiyone! I am sure of it." She grabs Kiyone's shoulder and pulls her closer whispering into her ear in a conspiratorially tone.

"They are only rumours of course but at the academy there were always these people that couldn't control there bodies, rubbing themselves against me.. I mean I was like a magnet. I cannot be sure but I have my suspicions.. The body snatchers may have stricken again!"

You can calmly say that Kagato was impressed by Kiyone, how in hell did she keep her self from laughing? In all the thousands of years Kagato had traveled the space he had NEVER met any one as patient and as calm as this black haired girl.. but then he had never met anyone as stupid as Mihoshi. It was going to be a matter of will, a titanic struggle. Would Kiyone be able to endure? Would she be able to keep her sanity?

Kagato didn't like questions he didn't have an answer for, and he definitely didn't like were the galaxy officers discussion was heading.

"No, I am telling you Mihoshi we can't close this place down, we got no evidence that there are any, uh.. body scratchers? here.." It was fairly obviouse that Kiyone was running out of arguments as the ditz continued to insist on placing the bar under martial law.

Oh, how he wished. He wished he could just find some way to get them into the sack, No female had ever been able to to resist his orders in bed.

"Granted..." the sweet voice of an angel echoes through Kagatos head and he staggers back a few steps before he catches himself. What the hell..

What was granted? and what the hell had just happened? If it had been a telepathic message he would have felt it coming a mile away an been able to pinpoint the location of the other person. But.. there was nothing, he hadn't felt it, and he still couldn't feel where it had come from.

He almost snarls in frustration another riddle he wouldn't be able to answer tonight, and..

Something in the tone of the conversation, or maybe it was the fact that they both were staring at him, caught his attention.

What had they said? something about titties? or was he really going insane?

Leaning closer he surprises himself by asking them if they had, in fact, said titties. Mihoshi blushes but Kiyone puts on a sober expression.

"yeah, my partner here, Mihoshi said that she always gets of on her titts." By now anyone paying close attention to the barkeepers face, would start to wonder if maybe a medic should take a check on his eyes, as he repeatedly blinks seeming to have lost all moistness in them.

"Uh.. why would you talk about something like that, uh, Kiyone?" Kiyone only shakes her head ruefully as she chuckles lightly.

"Oh, nothin' It's just a bet I and my partner here was going to make, she insists on that a man can make me cum." The fair skinned officer seemed to think this hilarious, as she almost spills out her drink between fits of laughter. Kagato was not amused.

"You say a man can't make you cum? how you know had any experience little girl?" its Mihoshis turn to giggle, her reason, the fact that Kagato had called Kiyone a little girl.

"Oh, come on Kiyone he would be perfect to loos your virginity to! I mean now you get your chance to prove that all men are scum!" almost pushing Mihoshi out of her stool Kiyone, face all red, comes down on her partner.

"I AM NOT A VIRGIN MIHOSHI!!" the red tone is replaced with an ashen one, and after a while a deadly white one as Kiyone seems to realise she had shouted that last remark.

The was suddenly all quite, only exception was Mihoshi oblivious to the fact and giggling as hard as she could, feet's drumming against the barcounter.

"Oh, Kiyone you silly girl, hitting it of by yourself doesn't count!"

Kiyone slumps against the counter, all will to live taken out of her as Mihoshis words, almost as loud, and carrying even farther due to the lack of sound, crashes home in the publics ear. "just, perfect!" was all the scientist could make out of Kiyone's mumbling.

A virgin, huh? that would explain her resentment towards men, the bitch probably hated men because they never dated her or something. Well he would see if he could change that, success was after all the only possible outcome once he set his mind to something.

"Here, have a stiff one its on the house" Kagato finds himself halfway over the counter staring Kiyone in the eyes as she has a tight hold of his red tie.

"Was that supposed to be some kind of a joke, mister?"

He carefully tries to loosen her grip but it becomes even tighter, strangling him. "Uh, no miss, I am not a bit funny.. I was just.. uh your strangling me.."

Kiyone reluctantly lets go of him, leaving him struggling for air. that little.. he was gonna kill her!

"Gee, Kiyone I don't think you should've done that. He's all flustered and red now, you think he will be okay?"

Kiyone makes a dismissive gesture. "He asked for it Mihoshi, didn't you hear him? He offered me a stiff one! On the house! how crude can you get!" what was wrong with him offering her a drink? "I told you Mihoshi, men only think about one thing!" Silently cursing his choice of words Kagato straightens his tie and pours up a drink.

"Uh, Kiyone can you blame him, I mean we are kinda cute in these outfits.. uh Kiyone??"

Kagato shoves the drink into Mihoshi's hand as she looks at her partner laying on the floor.

"Here, give this to your friend. It's on the house just as I said." hand on counter Kiyone pushes herself up from the floor, sees the drink and sweeps it in one turn.

"So, Kiyone, you up for the bet, mmm?" Kiyone gets refill staring glumly into it before she sweeps that one too.

"Drop it Mihoshi, I wouldn't let a man touch me if my life depended on it, they are all scum!" The blond airhead frowns and examines her mineral water, seeming to ponder over the meaning of life. A few seconds later she turns to her partner again finding Kiyone one her fifth glass.

"So I guess what you are saying, is that you prefer women instead, huh?" Kiyone sputters sending a spray of Whisky all over Kagato.

"WHAAA!! HELL NO!! I'M NO FRIGGIN' LESBIAN!!"

The room once again gets eerily quiet all eyes on the officers. Kiyone squeezes her eyes shut in embarrassment, or maybe anger, it was hard to tell. Mihoshi just shrugs and takes a sip of her water.

"Oh, Soreee, I just thought you might'e be.." The raven haired officer just shakes her head. Apparently she had had all she could take. She sweeps her sixth glass as Mihoshi continues.

"But then this man would be perfect, mmm?" Kiyone finishes her seventh glass, the alcohol starting to cloud her judgment as she actually seems to consider what Mihoshi said.

"No, Mihoshi listen, this is the last time I'm going to say this, all, men, are, scum!" She puts a hand up in the air as Mihoshi was going to speak. "No as I said earlier, I'm not a lesbian, but that doesn't matter now does it? I mean have you ever considered that I'm just not interested in physical closeness? have you ever considered that I just am sick of all these depraved people who always rant on about sex, sex, sex, All day, all night. Have you? hmmm?"

Mihoshi gets a puzzled look on her face, her world turned upside down. Of course this only lasts for a moment as she with smile nudges the other Galaxy police officers shoulder.

"Aww, come on, Kiyone! you don't expect me to believe that! now are you? how can anyone not like sex? I mean its so wonderful! You are just scared that's all.. you are scarred it wont be any good!"

Kiyone now on her eight drink slams her glass into the counter getting another refill.

"I am NOT scared Mihoshi! I am never scared.. and yes, it wouldn't be good! how could it?" The girl is about to sweep her ninth drink as her partner, grinning, speaks up again.

"your not fooling me Kiyone, you are scared. just look at how your hand is trembling, I mean you can hardly even lift the glass without spilling!" Kiyone slams her glass into the counter, trembling but not out of fear though.

"I'm not scared Mihoshi! I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHIN'!!

Mihoshi looks at her drunk partner, tilting her head.

"You are just scared! I bet that any man can make you cum, and that you will like it.. allot!!"

Kiyone glares at her partner both of them ignoring Kagato.

"No I will not! I hate men!.. allot! .. uh... yeah so you just take your men and leave me alone, you hear!!?"

The scientist looks on with open interest as the two rubber clad girls battle it out in fight of wits. He had underestimated Mihoshi, cleverly manipulating her partner she had been able to once again lead the other girl into talking about that bet. Or maybe it was just a fluke? Nah!

"Prove it! I dare you Kiyone!" Kiyone seems on the edge of popping a few veins, then suddenly the glass in her hand breaks, cutting into her. She screams out in both anger and pain as the blood gushes out over her suit and the counter, leaving Kagato an excellent opportunity to interfere.

"That's a bad cut miss, if you don't look after it it could get infected. Here let me take a look at it!"

Kagatos experienced hands runs over Kiyones arm checking for splinter or cuts.

"Listen miss, I can't see anything in this dim light. If you come with me to the back I will be able to get a better look. Of course your friend can come with us."

Kiyone nods in admission, then shoots a glare at Mihoshi. "This is all you're fault Mihoshi!"

They make their way to the back were Kagato holds her hand up in the light. Of course he didn't need any extra light, he knew what damage that glass had done anyway. But the excuse of him needing better light had enabled him to lead these lovelies into his domain.

Mihoshi looks on worriedly as Kagato gets to work picking out bits and pieces of glass out of her partners hand.

"Will she be okay? I mean I would just die if something happened to her" Mihoshi's lips tremble as she is on the brink of tears. As the sensitive person the ditz apparently was, she seemed to assume the worst possible scenario as she watched Kiyone grimace every time Kagato pulled out a shred.

"I'm OKAY Mihoshi!.. but thank you for caring"

Kagato shakes his head in mock concern as he pulls out another piece. "Oh, you shouldn't take this so lightly miss, glass cuts can be very dangerous, yes, believe me once I saw a man get his head split in two by a glass plate" Of course that had been an experiment, to try out a new type of glass Kagato had developed. His guinnipigs had been cut to shreds of course but the whole project had been a success. "But I wouldn't worry so much about this.. lets just get it cleaned up"

Kiyone Obliges grudgingly, and lets the evil scientist rinse out all debris and bacterias from her wound.

"You seem to know what your about so I guess your not a total waste of space." she admits with a sneer.

"Yes, I must confess I am not totally in the dark here, I was a doctor before I started working in this bar you know." Mihoshi's eyes starts to sparkle with excitement.

"Oh, Kiyone did you hear that! He is a doctor! your first time will be with a doctor! Oh, I am so happy for you!" Kagato has a hard time keeping himself from chuckling, as Kiyone once again tells her partner that she will not have sex with any man, or anyone.

"Oh, don't be so scared Kiyone you are in good hands! he is a doctor after all. I bet he knows all about the female body! just think about the possibilities!"

By Kiyones expression it was obvious that she would rather not so Kagato just finished wrapping her hand in a bandage conveniently picked out of one of his vast pockets.

"Oh come on Kiyone, lets make a deal if he cant make you cum, I'll quit the force!"

Kiyone slowly turns around facing her partner. "You'll quit?"

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CREDITS:

All credits go to the original writer of these lyrics and to my sister twin sister that inspired me with her LP albums ..

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"Playing guitar is like fucking -- you never forget

it................ Unless you're really, really stupid."