Fun with Minako!
(We open with a shot of Haruka and Michiru’s living room. All the
Senshi, except Saturn and Mercury are present. The girls are all
chatting, reading etc…Now Ami enters holding a piece of paper)
Ami: Hey guys, you wouldn’t believe what I found on the Internet.
Michiru: More naughty pictures of the Thundercats?
Ami: (shakes head) No, I couldn’t get that lucky. It’s some weird post
from alt.fan.sailor-moon.
Rei: Those losers? What are they up to now? Another flamewar over
Zoisite’s gender?
Ami: Actually, it’s about Mina-chan.
Minako: What?! (Mina jumps up, snatches the paper and reads it) Ack!
Those hentai!
Haruka: (interested) Hentai?
Usagi: What is it, Mina-chan?
Mina: It’s some junk about me asking people to make ecchi comments about
me!
Setsuna: (quietly) Oh, fun!
Mako: Those otaku and their dirty minds really burn me! Let’s riff
‘em! Just like those guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Rei: Mako-chan’s right! Those fanboys have put us in more bad crossovers
and sick lemons than Ranma! I say it’s payback time!
Usagi: Agreed! Let’s see that post, Ami.
(Ami holds out the paper to the other girls)
MINA: Hey everyone! I've been reading this "Fun With Ami" thread and I
just want to say.... I WANT MY TURN!
Haruka: Uh-oh... Mako has some competition!
Ami: (muttering) Damn right she does.
Usagi: WHAT did you just say?!
Ami: (thinks fast) Ummm...Some nights she does? Oh dear, that didn't
help, did it?
Mako: You've been bad, Ami. You're going to need some punishment.
Ami: (meek) Yes, my mistress.
Minako: But you said it was my turn to be punished!!! (sulks)
Mako: But you haven’t done anything bad, Mina-chan.
Haruka: That's what you think!
Rei: Hey, if that's what you're looking for, come over to my place. I
just got a riding crop.
Minako: Nah, that’s not quite my taste.
Mako: How dare you offer our riding crop someone else!
Rei: Oh, not that riding crop. The other one! I save that one for
special occasions.
Mako: That's okay then. You're keeping clean, right?
Rei: Yeah, but my mattress is ruined for good, I'm afraid. Boy, is
Grandpa gonna be mad.
Minako: (opens mouth then closes mouth) No, I'm not bringing him into
this.
Usagi: Say, has he got anything new in his porn collection?
Rei: Yeah, the new issue of Countdown. I'll bring it, and some whipped
cream, over by your place tonight.
Ami: I wouldn't Rei-chan. You’d have to wait until Usagi's finished
off the whipped cream before she pays any attention to... you know.
Usagi: The hot fudge sauce?
Ami: Uhhhh...yeah. By the time she gets around to it, it's cooled off
too much to be any fun.
Usagi: But we can still do naughty things with the cherries!
Minako: I lost mine.
All: Mina-chan!!!!
Minako: What? It rolled under the sofa.
(All breathe a sigh of relief)
Minako: Say, anyone seen my banana?
Usagi: I told you I'd get that back to you later!
Rei: Can I use it after you're done?
Setsuna: I have dibs after her.
Minako: Hey, what about me?
Rei: I still have some other nice stuff for us to try out!
Minako: You mean my cheerleader outfit came?
Haruka: You have a cheerleader costume? Do you think you could come over
by our place this weekend? Michiru and I need some…cheering up.
Minako: I told you I wasn't interested in a threesome, Haruka! Not with
you and little girl blue, anyway.
Ami: Hey! Who told you about that?!
Mako: Well, I might have mentioned it on accident that one time to
Setsuna, and then there was that newspaper report, oh, and that one
Biography, but otherwise, I've never mentioned it.
Michiru: (tapping foot in irritation) And why didn't I know about
this?!?
Haruka: Hey, if you weren't spending all those nights at Rei's, maybe I
wouldn't have to look elsewhere!
Rei: Huh? What are you talking about? Michiru only comes by in the
afternoons!
(Mako aimlessly whistles a tune, trying not to attract attention)
Michiru: That's for my...spiritual health! Yes, That's right....
Minako: I guess your spirit needs to be well bound, then?
Michiru: No, but it does like to be covered in honey.
Usagi: (singsong) Someone's in trou-ble!!!
Minako: Mako, why are you whistling ‘The Humpty Dance?’
Mako: What? Oops... um, no reason, why? (the others stare) Hey... why
are you all looking at me like that? (sweatdrops)
Minako: Because it's windy and you're not wearing any-- mmrph!!!
Ami: (holding her hand over Minako's mouth) Oh, never mind her! You
know how Mina-chan is.
Setsuna: Just sit back and enjoy the view.
Haruka: I couldn't agree more!
(Minako pries Ami’s hands loose)
Minako: (Like on a sightseeing tour) And to our left, we see Mako
wearing what suits her best.
Haruka: And on our right, we see Ami doing what she does when she's
lonely.
Ami: No way! You want to see that, it'll cost ya!
(all start to dig for money)
Rei: Where are we supposed to put the bills?
Ami: (smiles) Be creative.
Haruka: Anyone got change for a $20?
(Michiru slaps Haruka)
Michiru: I gave you that to buy groceries!
Haruka: (pulling out another $20) No, you gave me this to buy
groceries... (Michiru starts getting red) You gave me this one to buy...
mmrrph!!!
Michiru: (holder her hand over Haruka’s mouth) Pay no mind to her!
Mako: Dammit, I'm low on singles!
Ami: Need change, Mako-chan?
Mako: Sure, if you have it.
Ami: (grinning) I got it. But you can’t use your hands to get it.
Rei: Now why can't bank tellers be this friendly?
Usagi: Bank tellers can't swing from a chandelier.
Mako: Sure they can. With the proper... encouragement.
Ami: A cattle prod works pretty good.
Mako: You got your prod fixed? Goodie!
Minako: Hey, you’re not using that thing on anyone but me!
Ami: Why are you acting so jealous, Mina? You know I only use my
favorite whip on you.
Minako: Well, it's just that I don't want to share you with anyone, my
little blue-head!
(A surprising number of other Senshi look disappointed)
(Ami blushes)
Usagi: And I was wondering why she was only 4 chapters ahead of the rest
of the class...
Haruka: And why she had The Joy of Sex in her backpack.
Ami: Oh no, that's the textbook for class. The class is ‘Advanced Sex
Education.’
Mako: The Illustrated Kama Sutra she keeps in her purse isn't on the
required reading list, however.
Ami: It's for geography class. I'm, uh, writing about India. (whispers)
So many positions, so few Senshi...
Minako: Ms. Haruna teaches that sex class, right?
Ami: (smiling) Does she ever!
Usagi: Yeah, she said she was really looking forward to grading your
project, Ami-chan. You must have really impressed her.
Ami: I guess all the studying I did at home paid off.
Mako: So that's why she was so late to class last week! Ami-chan
needed extra credit!
Ami: What? No, I didn't! It was... independent research, yeah!
Minako: I wish I went to your school!
Ami: Yes, we have quite interesting courses... ne, Usagi? (winks)
Usagi: Yeah, those...lessons are fun!
Ami: Perhaps we could set up an exchange program.
Mako: I think all of us exchange plenty as is.
Ami: Too much is not enough!
Michiru: Guys, weren’t we supposed to be doing something?
Rei: Right, the post.
Anyway, it's not like I'm not good for ecchi comments. I wanted to go to
a porn flick remember? And look at these hentai fics. (shows some fics
on her computer to everyone) I'm a bigger slut than Cher! Speaking of
hentai, why is I'm always banging Rei in these things?! (shows some pics
to everyone)
Setsuna: I suppose you could try for Ami, but you might have to fight
your way through...
Mako: AHEM!!!
Setsuna: Err... let's just say it'd be an uphill battle.
Haruka: Up, down, left, right, sideways. Ami likes it anyway!
(Ami blushes and the others shush Haruka)
Haruka: Why is everyone shushing me?
Minako: They're afraid you'll say something embarrassing about them.
Like how Mako has all those magazines hidden under her bed.
(Mako sweatdrops)
Rei: Let me guess, you read them for the articles?
Mako: Oh no, there're pictures of naked women in those.
Michiru: Yeah, last month’s Playboy had a girl in it that looked just
like Ami. She was sweet!
Ami: (sweatdrops) Uh, yes. I was a girl who just looked like me. Because
I’d never pose naked for anyone. Well, anyone who wasn’t a Senshi.
Michiru: Really? You know, I bought a camera just the other day…
Rei: Hey, if you want Ami you'll have to go though me!
Minako: You already got Usagi! That's no fair!
Rei: So I like a little variety now and then. Besides, I hear that Ami
can do wonderful things with her...
Setsuna: AHEM!!!!
Usagi: You mean like that comic I borrowed from Rei that had...mmrph!!!
(Rei clamps her hand over Usagi’s mouth)
Rei: Not one more word, Odango Atama!!!
Usagi: Mmrph mmr mmmrrpphhh!
Ami: That reminds me. Here's your copy of Lunatic Party back.
Rei: Thanks. Hey! Why are all the pages stuck together?!
Ami: I spilled some milk on them. Sorry.
Rei: I don't even want to think about what kind.
All: Rei!!!
Rei: What? Buttermilk really stinks after it goes bad.
(All breathe a sigh of relief)
Ami: (grins) Don't worry, Rei, it definitely wasn't buttermilk.
Rei: (blushing) Oh yeah, forgot about that. Never mind.
Mina: Why is Ami so popular all of a sudden? I’m the Senshi of Love,
remember?
Ami: (to herself) Blast my double joints!
Rei: (Overhearing) It's not our fault you're in such high demand,
Ami-chan. We just have first call on your...abilities.
Haruka: I wouldn't be so sure....
Minako: (muttering) Note to self: stock up on Viagra.
Mako: Ami’s been quite the naughty girl of late.
Ami: (grins) More punishment?
Rei: No punishment for you anymore!
Ami: (evil grin) Okay, my turn then.
(Ami pulls out a police baton and handcuffs)
Others: Me first!
Ami: Okay, Mako, how about you? I know you like handcuffs!
Mako: Yay! Do I get to wear the chains to?
Ami: Of course you get the chains! I know how hot they make you.
Setsuna: Why does she get to go first? We should do this fairly.
Ami: Okay, do you want to draw straws or audition?
Rei: Audition. The line forms behind me!
Minako: (Homer Simpson) Hhhmmmm, Rei's behind....
Rei: Not now, Mina-chan, I have a performance.
(Ami is sitting on the couch and holding a megaphone)
Ami: Next!
Rei: I'm on!
Minako: Wow, lookit’ her go!
Mako: I haven't seen her go like that since I made her that oyster
dinner!
Michiru: Actually, if you want that, all you need is to know where
she's ticklish.
Haruka: We need to have a little talk. Soon!
Michiru: You're ticklish, too?
Minako: Ami is. And you wouldn't belive where!
(Ami turns red)
Haruka/Mako/Usagi/Rei/Michiru: Yes, I would.
(Ami sweatdrops)
Setsuna: I don't suppose I could ask for a demonstration?
(Ami massive sweatdrops)
Minako: (sing song voice) Oh, Ami. Guess who has a feather?
Mako: What?!
Rei: Hey, you can't do the job with 'talent’ alone, you know. You need
skill. And a bathtub full of Jell-O.
Mako: Ami, you little slut!
Ami: (sweatdrops) Does that mean we can forget about pudding night?
Minako: Pudding night? Sounds good to me! So, this evening it is then?
Usagi: Oooooh! Pudding and whipped cream? Save some for me!!!
Minako: Chocolate or vanilla?
Usagi: (innocent smile) I'll try a little bit of everything! I like to
experiment.
Minako: I feel the same way.
Mako: Totally!
Ami: Word!
Rei: Mamoru is the same way. I guess they are perfect for each other.
Usagi: What?! Mamoru!?
Mamoru: Uh oh. Busted!
(the girls all exchange a “How did he get here?” look)
Mako: That's what Umino said.
Usagi: Ack! You know about that?!
Mako: This is Umino we're talking about here. Everybody knows about
that. Can you actually make your legs do that without breaking them?
Rei: Hey, that's easy...
Minako: (snidely) Yeah, maybe for someone who's had as much practice as
you, Rei-chan.
Mako: You should see what I can do with my butt!
Michiru: (smiling) I did!
Rei: No fair! You haven't shown me.
Mako: Come by my place and I'll do a recreation.
Usagi: (grinning) Really, Mako-chan? I thought your talents would lie
elsewhere.
Mako: Hey, I got a lot more than just a c-cup going for me.
Ami: (snidely) Yeah, she has a c-average, too.
Mako: Okay, that's it! I'm gonna... no wait a second, you'd enjoy
that.
(Ami grins broadly)
Mako: Okay, Ami, no using my shower massager for a week.
Michiru: You could always come over and use mine.
Haruka: Hey!
Setsuna: Guys, the post!
Minako: Are Ami, Mako, and Usagi too good for me? Why is it I'm always
stuck with the bitchy one with the spanking fetish?!
Rei: Hey, I seem to remember a certain blonde-haired person bringing in
a leash and collar a few nights.
Usagi: Rei! You promised not to tell!
Rei: Oops! But at least I didn't tell them that I tied you to the bed
yesterday!
Minako: I did!
Rei: No fair!
Mako: Come by my place and I'll demonstrate.
Rei: Good idea!
Minako: (indigent) Anything she can do, I can do better!
Mako: Forget her, Rei. I'm often imitated, but never duplicated.
Minako: I'm no duplicate! I'm better! My buns are much perkier than
yours are!
Michiru: They’re especially nice right after she takes a bath.
Haruka: Michiru!
Michiru: That little talk again?
Haruka: I have to use that shower too!
Usagi: By the way, what do you guys use that huge sponge you keep in
there for?
Haruka: What were you doing in our shower?!
Usagi: I think you mean who.
Michiru: (embarrassed) Maybe we should forget about that talk.
Haruka: No way! You’re not gett-- (Michiru covers her mouth) Mmmrph!
Michiru: Okay, we'll talk later. Kiss now.
(The two girls kiss)
Haruka: (happy sound) Mmmrph mmr!
Minako: Frenching, the only real way to talk.
Ami: (eyes lighting up) So that's what you meant when you said you
were studying foreign languages!!!
(Minako blushes)
Rei: Minako, I need help in French. Could you help me out?
Usagi: Since when are you taking French?
Rei: Since ten seconds ago. I think it helps my singing voice.
Mako: (snorts) Not like she needs help. Yuuichiro could hear you two on
the other side of the building.
Usagi: And like we couldn't hear you and Minako that time we went
camping?
Mako: We were trying to be loud! She was giving me voice lessons.
Well, kinda.
Minako: Yes, that's right! Mako was having trouble hitting 'c', but I
think she reached everywhere else with no trouble...
Mako: Well, G was more like it. As in G Spot.
Minako: We were using our mouths a lot, that's true.
Rei: You never do that with me, Mina-chan. (sulks)
Minako: I just needed someone to practice on to be sure you’d enjoy it
fully!
Rei: (beams) I'm already looking forward to it!
Mako: Oh great, so now I'm a test subject. (sulks)
Minako: Then I guess you don't want to be involved in my next
experiment. It involves...
(whispers in Mako’s ear)
Ami: If you're looking for other volunteers, Mina-chan…
Mako: Stay out of this Ami-chan!
Ami: Make me, Pamela Lee!
Setsuna: I prefer Nicole Eggart.
Haruka: I like Yasmin Bleeth myself.
Michiru: Eh? Who's that?! Are there any more girls I should know of?
Mako: Well...
Setsuna: Why would you need other girls? With Disguise Power I could be
anyone you want.
Usagi: No! No more Disguise Power!
Rei: Yeah, Luna got really mad when Usagi went to the Outer mansion
as...
Michiru / Haruka / Setsuna: WHAT?!?
Usagi: Hehehe...
Setsuna: I thought it odd that Michiru have such a craving for chocolate
after we were done.
Ami: Hey, everyone! Remember what we were supposed to be doing?
Usagi: Oh, yeah.
Minako: You guys out there in otaku land reading me? I want the
stoplight and I'll Love and Beauty Shock anyone to get it!
Mako: The 'stoplight'?
Rei: Just smile and nod. It's what I do.
Tom Servo: We do that a lot too.
Crow: Hey girls. Lookin' foxy!
Mako: Who the hell let you in here?!
(Mako toasts them with a thunder bolt, then kicks them out)
Ami: Oh my God, you killed the 'bots!
Mako: Ami, I thought we agreed no more lame South Park jokes.
Ami: (grinning impishly) Or you'll do what, spank me?
Mako: Ummm...
Rei: If she won't, you know I will.
Usagi: Same here.
Minako: Ditto.
Haruka: Just say the word.
Setsuna: I’m up for that anytime. Literally.
Ami: (smiling) So many choices, so little time...
Mako: But I get first call, right?
Ami: (glances at Setsuna) Depending on one's temporal perspective....
Setsuna: I’ve got all the time you need, my repressed little minx.
Ami: (back to Mako) Of course!
Mako: Great, I have some new... devices, I'd like to try out.
Ami: Oh, cool. Those are so much fun!
Mako: But there are a few of these things I can't even figure out how
to use without killing someone.
Haruka: Oh, those are the best kind!
(Michiru giggles)
Ami: Let's go take a look. I'll bet I can find a good use for them.
Minako: Oh, let me help!
Ami: Okay, but would you bring your own handcuffs? And those massage
oils to? I liked the one that smelled like honey.
Minako: Okay! Those massage oils are always so much fun!
Mako: And bring that lotion that burns when you blow on it.
Usagi (as Butthead):You said blow!
Ami: Not here, Usagi.
Haruka: Just be sure to clean those cuffs if you get oil on them. That
mess will start evolving if you leave it there long enough.
Rei: The voice of experience, Haruka-san?
Haruka: It tried to bite me.
Ami: That's my job!
(Michiru smacks Ami)
Michiru: No, it's MY job. You're just the part-time help. Besides, you
have other duties.
Mako: Hell yes she does! That reminds me, I'll need some help breaking
in my new mattress this weekend.
Usagi: What does Ami have to do with that?
Ami: (smiling) Guess!
Mako: You see, Usagi, Ami is the only one who understands the physics
behind it. There are all sorts of pressures, forces, and impulses that
have to be taken into account when properly breaking in a good mattress.
Usagi: Better her than me. I'm no good at that sort of stuff.
Rei: Don't be so sure...
Minako: You wouldn't happen to need some help with that mattress, would
you?
Ami: Do you still have your Sailor V outfit?
Minako: Yeah.
Mako: Bring it and come on over!
Rei: If it's Sailor business, I should be there!
Usagi: Hey, I'm in charge! I have to be there!
Michiru: If the Princess is to be there...
Haruka: We should be there too, just in case.
Mako: My, suddenly I'm overwhelmed with volunteers.
Ami: You're going to need a bigger bed.
Mako: Maybe I could just put some plastic down.
Haruka: The first one to make a hotel room comment gets hurt.
Setsuna: Besides, we'd need the whole hotel.
Usagi: We could always bring sleeping bags.
Ami: I like sleeping bags. Cozy!
Michiru: Guys, we’re almost done with the post.
The proceeding rant was brought to you by Sailor Venus.
Ami: Who seems to be getting desperate.
Minako: (overacting) I'm tired of spending my nights alone with only
the Spice Channel and a shower massager for company!
Usagi: (not getting it) Hey, what about our nights?
Minako: You made me promise not to talk about that. But come on! We're
together at night so very often, having hot two-girl action, you’d think
we were members of the Venus 5. But I’m not saying anything about that.
After all, I'm not such a blabbermouth as Rei!
Rei: So that's where Usagi was all the time...
Haruka: Well, not all the time...
Setsuna: No, definitely not all the time.
Ami: Actually, it's amazing she ever had time to get over there.
Minako: Tell me about it.
Mako: Are you sure it was her? There are at least two disguise pens
running loose in this team. And a certain Sailor Venus has disguised
herself as Usagi before so when the two of them aren't, um, occupied.
It's just possible some of the 'Usagi' sightings aren't real.
Michiru: But I know Setsuna is home almost every night. And I can
always hear her 'discussing Senshi tactics' with Minako. The
soundproofing isn't that good!
(Luna pops out from under a chair)
Luna: On that subject, have you found your disguise pen yet, Usagi?
Usagi: I think Mamo-chan has it.
Mamoru: Disguise power! Turn me into Michir- Oh, am I still here?
Haruka: Ack! You creep!
Usagi: You know, Michiru is teaching me the most incredible... Oops!
Haruka: (incredulous) Michiru?!?
Michiru: You're the one who went for other girls in the first place!
Usagi: Hey, no fighting there, girls! How about a threesome?
Minako: Oh great, Usagi, just leave me out of all the fun.
Mako: Yeah, me too.
Ami: I must admit, I'm rather offended!
Rei: Nice going, Odango Atama!
Usagi: Okay, I’ll make it up to each of you. (whispers to herself) I
get the feeling I'm going to be late to class again tomorrow...
Ami: Tomorrow? This could take a week. And you know what? I'm okay with
that!
Minako: When Usagi is occupied with the others, we can still have our
fun, ne Ami?
Ami: Who said we have to cut Usagi out of the fun?
Minako: Good point there. The more the merrier, I always say!
Rei: Can I join in?
Ami: Only if you wear that Girl Scout uniform.
Rei: (smiling) No problem for me! I know how much you like it.
Usagi: And bring cookies!
Setsuna: What about your classes?
Rei: We can always get our assignments later.
Usagi: Maybe Miss H. would like a little vacation. Then we wouldn't
even be counted absent.
Mako: Think we get Naru to call in sick?
Usagi: Sure, we've done it many times.
Rei: That really sounded bad, Usagi. I think they heard you in AFS-M.
Usagi: (sheepish) Oops...
Minako: So what? They don't like it they can kiss my--
Haruka: I thought I was the only one who got kiss you there!
Minako: I didn't mean there.
Haruka: Oh, you mean...
Luna: Eww…
Rei: No, yummy!
Minako: Like you'd know! You put so much whipped cream on it you never
get a real taste!
(Rei blushes)
Mako: You ever try steak sauce? It gives it that smoky flavor.
(Rei starts taking notes)
Rei: Really?
Minako: I like mayonnaise, myself.
Ami: Mustard!
Setsuna: Gravy!
Usagi: Cake frosting!
Luna: Oh girls, remember what this is all about?
Minako: D’oh! Sidetracked again!
Minako: Okay, Ami's had her fun, now let's do someone else.
Rei: Nice choice of words, Minako.
Minako: Bag it, fetish-girl!
Rei: Oh, shut up! First you steal Usagi from me, and now you even call
me names!
Minako: I'm not stealing her. I'm just borrowing her from time to
time.
Haruka: Borrowing is fun! Right, Mako?
Ami: (angry) I knew you weren't over that crush!
Haruka: It gives me something to think about when I'm bored.
Mako: I think she meant me.
Haruka: Oh. You might be right. Oops!
(Michiru glares at Haruka)
Minako: Don't worry about it. We all make mistakes! Like the time I
went to Mamoru's as Rei instead of as Usagi....uh....did I just say
that?
Rei: And you call me perverted.
Ami: Yes we do, little Miss Catholic School Uniform. We all know you
don't wear underwear underneath that pleated skirt.
Rei: What?!? Motoki promised he wouldn't tell!
(Minako looks away, whistling)
Ami: I don't think he did. I don't think he even knows, so...
(Rei looks at Minako and cleans throat)
Minako: Yes? Something you wanted Rei-chan?
Rei: Why? You doing requests now?
Minako: As a matter of fact...
Ami: She does, but it's an extra $50.
Usagi / Haruka / Michiru / Setsuna /: It's worth it!
(They get a fierce glare from Rei)
Mako: Really? She never charged me!
Rei: How could I after you got me that maid outfit?
Haruka: A maid outfit? Oh, Mako, you would look darling in that!
Mako: You should see me in an aerobics outfit.
Ami: I have. Talk about getting physical!
Setsuna: But I think you’d look even better in a gym suit, Ami.
Usagi: Ami would look okay, but not as hot as Mina-chan does in her
nurse outfit.
Minako: (proud) Damn, I'm smooth!
Ami: Yes, you are. Especially around your--
Others: Ami!!!
Mako: I thought you said I had the best--
Others: Mako!!!
Ami: Hers is good. Yours is better.
Minako: Oh really?! I dare you to prove it, top-heavy!
Mako: No need, blondie! The truth is right in front of your eyes!
Rei: (staring) Yes it is. Thank you, god!
Minako: (grins) Give it about fifteen years and the truth will be
hanging around your ankles!
Mako: That's it! Punishment time!!!
Minako: (aside to Ami) Told you I could talk her into it!
(Ami hands over a five-spot)
Mako: You were in on that together? Oh, we're talking serious punishment
here!
Ami and Minako: Yay!
Rei: Hey, I can be offensive too!!! Just ask anyone!
(Usagi starts laughing)
Rei: You stay out of this, Odango Atama!
Usagi: Or what?!? (waits eagerly)
Rei: I'll... No! I am not falling for it!
Usagi: (wilts) WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Haruka: She's so mean to you. You should come over to our house tonight.
Usagi: Thanks. Nice to know someone still cares.
Michiru: I'll go ahead and send Hotaru-chan over to the sitter's.
Setsuna: I'll go to the grocery store. If Usagi's going to wake up at
our house tomorrow, we'd best be prepared.
Haruka: You two are way too serious.
Usagi: Pick up something with lots of caffeine. We’re going to have a
busy night!
Mako: Well, we can have our own fun! You guys want to come by my place
tonight?
Minako: Sounds great! Will you wear your cop uniform? I have some ideas
for that nightstick.
Mako: Of course. I’ll make it my job to service and…well, do anything
else that I can think of.
Rei: You're so nasty.
Minako: This sounds fun! I've got lots of accessories for that
nightstick!
Rei: Oh, good. I can't wait to try them out!
(Mamoru starts to sneak out the door)
Mamoru : Man, and I thought I was messed up for being friends with a
gay alien! I wonder if Motoki is busy tonight. I’ve got a big tub of
Crisco that’s just going to waste…
THE END
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to Toei Animation. Blah, blah, blah.
This story was co-written with Starlight Knight and Tenchi. They have
given me permission to spread this around.