Who Want's to be a Billionaire? (in yen)
"Okay, for one million yen: Which of the following four are not female
undergarments that are worn below the waist?" Regis looked at his monitor
and read off the list. "Panties, camisole, G-string, or garter belt."
"Hmmm...is too easy. Amazon womens always use camisole in combat to capture
husband."
"Is that your final answer?"
"Shampoo think so."
"You're right!!"
Ratings shot up as Shampoo danced around the glitzy set.
* * *
Same question, different contestant:
"Well..." The contestant dug into his bag and pulled out a pair of panties,
camisole, G-string, and garter belt. "They are all so sweet and dainty."
Happosai held the items to his face and savored the sensation of them
against his skin and their smell.
Regis frowned and looked away awkwardly as Happosai fondled the
undergarments. "Yes... well... which one isn't worn above the waist?"
Happosai frowned. "Well... I just collect them, I don't wear them."
"Well, of course you don't, but what is your answer?"
"Um... I'd like to call a friend."
"Okay... who?"
A few seconds later the call connected.
Happosai read the question off the screen. "Which of the following four are
not female undergarments that are worn below the waist. Panties, camisole,
G-string, or garter belt."
"Why the *BEEP* would I know?!"
"You've worn all of them before, haven't you?"
"I have not, you old freak! Išm a guy and guys don't wear no girl's
underwear!!"
The sound of splashing water was heard followed by a shout. "There! Now
you're a girl, you pervert!!"
The buzzer sounded.
"Oh, I'm sorry, but time ran out."
"That stupid pupil of mine. I'll have to use my fifty-fifty."
"Okay..." Two answers came off the screen. "Panties or camisole."
"Sweato!!" Happosai danced around. "I know panties are worn on ladies
bottoms since I've pulled them off all sorts of girls and women!! So
camisole is the answer!"
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes!"
"Camisole is correct!!"
"Sweato, all those years of stealing woman's underwear has finally paid
off."
"Mr. Happosai, wešre here to arrest you."
Happosai looked over to see a squad of heavily armed JPTPA (Japanese Panty
Theft Prevention Association) agents swarm in and surround him.
"Curses, always knew some washed up TV hack would be my downfall!!"
* * *
Once I thought about this, I just had to write it down. Please don't kill
me.