Yes, you read that. No, don't barf! First off, thanks to anyone who helped me recover The Book of Eva. You'll see a new installment in a week or less, I swear! Second, I'm here to introduce my second fic series, which of course is named above. Just do me the favor, scream and run away AFTER you read it..it might be good. Thanks to whoever the heck on the NG Evacorp boards made the comparison that inspired this fic. As always, all comments go to ravemn0548@msn.com.
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RavenM Prodctions presents
Oops, Asuka did it again!
Part one- Hit me Asuka one more time!
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Germany is usually lovely and peaceful this time of year. Birds are singing, the wind whistles cheerily, and the 'broo-ha-has' of Oktoberfest wind down to drunken murmurs. Yes, November in the Rhineland is a serene time, normally.
Unfortunately for the birds, the wind, and the hung-over revelers, 30,000 screaming teenagers had something to say about that. And what did they have to say? One word:
"Asuka!"
"Asuka!"
"Asuka!"
"ASUKA!!" That last one is twice as loud, because the lady of the hour has appeared on stage, happily waving and bouncing about in her bright red, skintight jumpsuit, causing several male fans in the front rows to pass out from nasal hemorraging. She gestures, with a casual flip of her long, brilliant red hair (specially sequined and glittered for the event), and most of the lights dim, leaving her with a celestial halo of floodlights surrounding her. "Hello, and good evening Hamburg! How are you tonight?" she inquires. The crowd roars in gleeful anticipation. "Good? Ya, me too. I'm so happy I could celebrate my birthday with you here, in my old hometown of Hamburg!" The music comes up from out of the ground, bass causing the earth itself to tremble as the fans scream wildly. A microphone flies up from under the stage and Asuka executes a perfect backflip, catches it in mid-air, and bursts into song, haunting yet powerful:
"Hamburg Nights"
Do you cry out loud?
Does your heart hear the night?
Do you weep for love?
Do you roar for the fight?
Can you smell the excitement?
Breath in the fire?
Can you see I am waiting?
Can you feel this desire?
HAMBURG NIGHTS!
Floating through the empty streets,
I dance with you, into these endless
HAMBURG NIGHTS!
Waiting for love to take me away
Waiting for you to ask me to stay
Waiting for love to take....
TAKE ME AWAY!
A guitar solo stretches on through the night, howling like a spurned lover. Suddenly, the image of the concert fades to black, as the music dwindles to
nothingness. In the fading light of the television, a pair of golden-orange glasses gleam.
"Do we have to use her?"
"We have no choice. Both the Third and First are too valuable to lose. She make an excellent..spare tire, as it were/"
"But the Third..if you'd ever seen his room you'd know how he feels.."
"Feelings are nothing, Dr. Akagi. They merely get in the way. He will pilot. She will pilot. They will have no other choice. His crush on the girl is as meaningless as her 'One-hit wonder' career will be. The future of mankind is more important."
"Commander, they won't feel that way."
A cruel grin flashes from below the glasses.
"Then we will have to make them."
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Before you ask, I wrote the song too, so you may consider this a multi-songfic. I know, I know, Britney is annoying to a lot of people, myself included..but she does look like Asuka? More to come!