In a message dated 06/14/2000 2:23:58 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
gj_kemp@hotmail.com writes:
By the way, with all the little red-haired girls running around in
fanfiction, why does nobody ever wonder what the children of other curse
victims would look like?
Oh, I really shouldn't...
"Push Mrs. Hibiki, you're almost done!" called out the doctor.
"I AM PUSHING YOU S-AAAAAAH!" Akari Hibiki screamed out at the top of her
lungs.
Ryouga looked down at where his wife's hand gripped his as tightly as it
could and wondered why it was starting to hurt.
"Akari! I love you! It's gonna be okay, you're almost through! It's al-"
Ryouga stopped cold at the look Akari was giving him.
"YOU! I'm gonna kill you once this is over! YOU DID THIS TO M-AAAAAHHHH!"
Ryouga slowly tried to back away but his wife's, suddenly developed, iron
grip caused him to merely end up tripping as his hand did _not_ want to come
with his body. Or, that is, it did, very much so in fact, but just could not.
"Please, oh please Gods let it be the pain talking! I don't wanna be
bacon!"
Akari looked sweetly (as sweetly as one in mind boggling pain can), at
the panicking Ryouga on the floor. He looked up and smiled back at her.
"Don't worry honey, I'd never turn you into bacon...," spoke Akari softly.
Ryouga sighed in relief and was right back on his feet by her side as she
screamed out in pain again.
"MORE LIKE PORK CHOPS AND HAM! AND SAUSAGES! DEFINITELY SAUSAGES!"
Ryouga ran and ran as hard as he could but his hand would not budge from
Akari's grip.
"One more push Mrs. Hibiki! One more and the baby should be out!" shouted
the doctor over the screams of pain and wailing of the father, Akari had
suddenly become very calm.
As soon as Ryouga heard the tell tale crying of the baby he turned to
look at it in wonderment, as one of the nurses handed the bundled up bundle
of joy to his wife. She looked up at him with tears in her eyes.
"Isn't she beautiful, Ryouga-sama?" asked the new mother.
He crept closer, still a little wary of his wife, until he could see his
daughter. And as the words escaped him, right out his mouth, he knew that
very soon he would be wishing very much so that they hadn't.
"You know, even for a baby she looks kinda fat, and is that a snout?"
But I did. ^_^ BTW this is my first spam fic, just for reference.
Disclaimer - All characters used in the above story belong to their copyright
owners and I mean absolutely no infringement upon their ownership. Author
bows down before the All-Mighty Rumiko Takahashi, "Please forgive me!" : )