"Why do YOU think the chicken crossed the road?
Do you think a
ferret would have the same motivations?"
To get some KFC drumsticks. A ferret would go to
a diner that serves ferrets.
"If you could be a canister of miso, which brand
and type would
you want to be? Why? Would you feel insulted if
you were put on
sale?"
The most expensive brand and type, just because
I want to feel rich. Yes, I would be offended to be on
sale; I should be auctioned!
"Do you bite your fingernails? Toenails?
Earlobes? If the last
is yes, how the HELL do you manage that?"
Fingernails yes, toenails no, earlobes only
those of pigs (they are delicious!).
"What are your three sizes? Why are you so
suddenly embarrassed
about that question?"
Do you REALLY want to know MINE? I thought not.
"Pepsi, Coke, or Calpis?"
In order of preference: Coke, Calpis, V8
(especially the spicy ones!). I wouldn't drink Pepsi
unless I was dying of thirst, it's too sweet for me.
"Some fiancee THIS is, Daddy, he's a she."
The other direction this could have gone:
Akane's head reeled. Her true love was a GIRL?!
She wasn't that way! Nope, not sir, not at all!
But the prophecy had been absolutely right so
far. This probably won't be an exception. This also
meant that her taste will change in near future to
accomodate what the fortuneteller said.
Akane left Ranma to Nabiki's erotic and rude
ministrations to fetch the biggest mallet she had.
Sometime later, her corpse was found hanging from a
tree nearby a place where a fortunetelling stand used
to exist.
Eww... Sorry about that.
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