Hello everybody. I would like to take this opportunity thank
every single one of you that wrote back to me since the last
episode of "The Test". I must say that reading all of that
abuse, discouragement and yes, death threats did give me a
twisted form of pleasure that left me utterly invigorated.
Thank you for inspiring me to write another part of this
amazing series that you all know and love.
But. of course, as in every installment of this story, I
must personally thank an individual that has been
outstanding in the inspiration of writing this fic.
I'm sure you know who you are.
Thanks to your insightful comments in the last installment.
I knew you'd love it.
I strove to my hardest not to disappoint you this time around.
And it seems congratulations are in order.
This fic, "The Test part 4", is dedicated to the newest
member of the FFML moderation team, Ghengis Khan.
The Test part 4 "Cheap shot/The Specialist"
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abuse and death threats
comments and criticism
fanfic connosieur
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"Ayee-yah! A compatriot! How are things back home, comrade?"
"Not good. The People's Republic is growing weaker
by the day. I cannot fathom why those old men are actually
starting to embrace capitalism trash."
"Truly sad indeed. Chaos would surely follow, lowering our
great nation to the slime where the western countries
reside, heya?"
"Quite true."
"I see you have impressive credentials, comrade. The party's
chief propagandist, lead moderator of the Mao Zedong
Fanfiction mailing list... the list goes on and on. Tell me
something, why would you come to such a backwater place such
as this, let alone apply for this position, heya? You were
leading quite a glorious career, I might say, and no doubt
you were at the height of your powers. A true patriot!"
"Ayee-yah! Cease with the flowery words. I am old but I am not
tired yet! Anyway such things are for the young and ambitious
patriots! That is why I left Beijing. I'm not saying that I'm
retiring though, just looking for something less stressful
perhaps."
"One cannot give up his power all at once after all, heya?"
"Eeee! Call it whatever you want, comrade! But I see that you
people have quite a following around here. I've been observing
the mailing list for a couple of weeks now and it seems that
a young upstart has been giving you grief, heya?"
"Ayeeee-yah! The pox on that motherless wreck and her children
and her children's children! It is because I have no government
connections in this god forsaken country is the only reason
the Tendo girl is still breathing. My first priority is to
keep official attention away from my great grand daughter
while she pursues her husband."
"Ah! How can I forget, the great Amazon tradition, heya? Then
I wish your great grand daughter great luck in catching her
prize. But back to business. You can see I have the
qualifications for the position I seek. I also believe that I
can help you with your little problem. Quite often we get
such dissidence back in the homeland. And let me assure you
I have dealt with each one personally and effectively."
"Eeeee! That is excellent. I see no reason in delaying your
membership. At last I can sleep peacefully at night assured
of that miserable whore's demise."
"You honour this old man with your faith. I guarantee I will
not disappoint."
"Ayee-yah! Welcome aboard."
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From: Tripitaka
<tripitaka@thefortress.org>
To:
afml@fic.com,
afml-admins@fic.com
Subject: [AFML] [Admin] New Master
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 20:13:51 -0400
The AFML Council is pleased to welcome Ghengis Khan
(
khan@mediatwo.net) to our midst. Like good citizens, you will
acknowledge his complete authority upon your pathetic lives.
Dissidents will be dealt with in the usual manner.
That will be all. Hail the glorious Anime Fiction Mailing List.
-Tripitaka, AFML Moderation Team (R-E-S-P-E-C-T "Earned by a
good whipping.")
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Tatewaki a.k.a. Musashi sprayed coffee all over the computer
screen upon reading the latest admin post on the AFML.
"Ghengis Khan...ah shit, not him."
This was getting way out of hand. Nabiki has finally chewed
off more than what she could swallow.
"This is bad, most certainly bad."
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Nabiki booted up, typed in her username, password and logged
onto the mail server...
...only to find her inbox flooded with exactly 2596 pieces of
communist propaganda.
"WHAT THE $&%@ IS THIS?"
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end The Test part 4 "Cheap shot/The Specialist"
Hmmmm.... actually, send all of your abuse back publicly if you want.
I also give everyone permission not only to insult my fic but also
me personally. I had a good laugh at all your replies the last time
around.
Seya!
"I've had my fifteen minutes of fame, when're you gonna get yours?"
-Konfucius (
bluezboy@hotmail.com)
Konfucius Says:
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My good friend Felipe's homepage:
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