Subject: [FFML] [Synopses-List] Synopses List for the Week of July 7
From: "Nikholas F. Toledo Zu" <niftol@i-manila.com.ph>
Date: 7/9/2000, 9:44 AM
To: Anime/Manga Fanfiction Mailing List

                   The FFML Synopses List
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For the week of:  July 7, 2000 AD
Moderator on Duty:  Nikholas "Switch" F. Toledo
Synopses Submitted:  28 (4 for July 8)

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[Bubblegum Crisis]

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Title:  Megatokyo 2037: Bubblegum Crisis: Cry of the Phoenix
Episode:  Chapter Three - Preparations
Author:  Stormwalker (Douglas A. Reeves)
Email:  stormwalker@airmail.net
Homepage: 
<http://web2.airmail.net/a0011387/>http://web2.airmail.net/a0011387/
Archived at
<http://web2.airmail.net/a0011387/fanfic/>http://web2.airmail.net/a0011387/f
anfic/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 6, 2000
Archive Number:  12415
Size:  52 KB

Title Summary:

It's 2036, two years after the death of Linna Yamazaki during a raid on
a GENOM research facility.  Linna is lost, Priss has disappeared into a
hell of her own making, and without the Knight Sabers, the world is a
much darker place.  Now, though, the embers of hope have been fanned by
the return of one long lost...

Episode Summary:

Nene recovers from her injuries, and is assigned a partner, much to her
annoyance.  Sylia lays the groundwork for the re-establishment of the
Knight Sabers.  Priss learns the price of her self-destructive
lifestyle, and Leon begins to draw conclusions...

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[Final Fantasy]

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Title:  Tears and Laughter
Series:  Final Fantasy VIII
Genre:  WAFF
Author:  Phil Chan
Email:  phil@yogipigs.org
Homepage: 
<http://www.yogipigs.org/Sanctuary/>http://www.yogipigs.org/Sanctuary/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 2, 2000
Archive Number:  12292
Size:  12 KB

Summary:

A day in the life of the FF8 cast when they were younger.

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[Gundam]

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Title:  Who's Your Daddy?
Series:  Gundam Wing
Genre:  Chibi fiction (humour)
Author:  Chris Willmore
Email:  willmore@thekeep.org
Homepage: 
<http://www.thekeep.org/~willmore/>http://www.thekeep.org/~willmore/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 7, 2000
Archive Number:  12454
Size:  18 KB

Summary:

Chibi-Quatre tries to find a daddy to tuck him in.

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[Macross]

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Title:  Matrix +
Episode:  Prologue
Series:  Macross Plus
Genre:  matrix
Author:  Ajax
Email:  breaker@technologist.com
Homepage: 
<http://rei.animenetwork.com/ajax/index.html>http://rei.animenetwork.com/aja
x/index.html

Date Sent to FFML:  July 7, 2000
Archive Number:  12434
Size:  6 KB

Title Summary:

An alternate ending to the Macross Plus series, which plunges our heroes
into a whole new set of adventures...

Episode Summary:

The prologue, to set the scene.

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[Neon Genesis Evangelion]

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Title:  Ascent of the Fallen
Episode:  Interlude--"The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness,
                      'Prepare ye the way of the Lord,' makes straight
                      in the desert a highway for our God."
Genre:  Action, drama, suspense, some WAFF
Author:  Sparky Clarkson
Email:  sparkster@writeme.com
Homepage: 
<http://members.tripod.com/Sage_Ohlmin/evafic.htm>http://members.tripod.com/
Sage_Ohlmin/evafic.htm
Archived at
<http://members.tripod.com/Sage_Ohlmin/ascent/ascent.htm>http://members.trip
od.com/Sage_Ohlmin/ascent/ascent.htm

Date Sent to FFML:  July 8, 2000
Archive Number:  12474
Size:  15 KB

Title Summary:

In the darkest hour, a light from heaven brings new hope.  Mankind's
once-bleak future now offers a glimmer of promise.  Yet humanity's
protectors must battle not only the angels from above, but also dark
forces from within.  An ancient evil seeks to use their greatest hope as
its key to power.  Unless the Evangelion pilots can use their own inner
strength to defeat the overwhelming odds, all will be destroyed.  Can
mankind survive the ascent of the fallen?

Episode Summary:

Behold the Word.

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[Neon Genesis Evangelion / Pinky and the Brain]

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Title:  Of Mice and Angels
Genre:  Comedy
Author:  Rainman
Email:  raemowse@aol.com
Homepage:  lwf58.tripod.com/fan_fiction/raemowse

Date Sent to FFML:  July 4, 2000
Archive Number:  12338
Size:  7 KB

Summary:

Pinky and the Brain decide on taking control of an Eva unit in order to
take over the world.  However, an Angel attacks, and... well...

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[Oh My Goddess! / Ranma 1/2]

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Title:  ASHES - A Cinderella Story Chapter Two: If Wishes were Pigs
        (revision)
Genre:  Humor/Drama
Author:  James and the Bluejay
Email:  jeeades@wanderway.com
Homepage:  <http://www.wanderway.com/>www.wanderway.com

Date Sent to FFML:  July 1, 2000
Archive Number:  12233
Size:  44 KB

Summary:

Rumiko Takahashi must have loved the Cinderella fable - she included it
in so many of her stories.  This is a tale of ashes, and people who play
in them, and what befalls people who get wishes from fairy godmothers...
er... make that 'agents'.  Also, a little obfuscation of a less than
heavenly sort.  Revision: Marlar has warned Urd of a worm in Yygdrasil,
so Urd tries to find it.  In freeing herself from her onerous duties at
the Goddess Relief Office, Urd has unleashed a random wish generator in
the form of Ryoga.  Naturally, Ryoga's first act is to try to give Akane
her own wish.  After that, Hiroshi daydreams a little too loudly and
gets his fondest desire.  And someone gets the date of their dreams.

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[Ranma 1/2]

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Title:  Adulthood of a Modern Dynasty
Episode:  Chapter 1: Growing up Cursed: One Small Step
Genre:  Continuation
Author:  Jim Lazar
Email:  jimlazar@earthlink.net
Homepage: 
<http://home.earthlink.net/~jimlazar/anime>http://home.earthlink.net/~jimlaz
ar/anime

Date Sent to FFML:  July 6, 2000
Archive Number:  12420
Size:  92 KB

Title Summary:

Childhood was rough, Adulthood will break Akane and cost her dearly.
But when the fight will determine the fate of the Human Race some
sacrifices have to be made, painful as they are.

Episode Summary:

New faces and old; new enemies and old; new battles and old; new blood
and old.  Akane Tendo/Saotome is about the face the worse terror she
could ever imagine: Her kid's first day of Kindergarten.

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Title:  The Bet - A Study In Scarlet
Episode:  Part Five
Genre:  Alternate Universe
Author:  Dave Menard
Email:  deibu_kun@sympatico.ca
Homepage:  <http://spghome.tripod.com/>http://spghome.tripod.com/
Archived at:
<http://spghome.tripod.com/id2_space_pirates_guild_fanfiction_dave.htm>http
://spghome.tripod.com/id2_space_pirates_guild_fanfiction_dave.htm

Date Sent to FFML:  July 4, 2000
Archive Number:  12341
Size:  61 KB

Title Summary:

A Betfic based on the original premise by Gregg Sharp.  Akane's mind is
switched with a dimensional counterpart known as Scarlet who spent 200+
years in a quasi-feudal world known as Aramar.  Determined to get "her"
Ranma, Scarlet tries to woo the young martial artist, with unpredictable
results...

Episode Summary:

In this chapter, the newly-confident Dr. Tofu makes his move on Kasumi,
Scarlet manages to alter the terms of the engagement, and a girls' night
out begins.

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Title:  Fallen Angel
Genre:  Dark
Author:  Phil Chan
Email:  phil@yogipigs.org
Homepage: 
<http://www.yogipigs.org/Sanctuary/>http://www.yogipigs.org/Sanctuary/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 2, 2000
Archive Number:  12293
Size:  11 KB

Summary:

Why is Ranma the way he is?  Perhaps it is because he was something
before that....

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Title:  Hearts of Ice
Episode:  Part 24 (teaser)
Genre:  Dark fantasy
Author:  Krista Perry
Email:  kperry@aros.net
Homepage: 
<http://www.akane.org/krista/anime>http://www.akane.org/krista/anime
Archived at <http://www.akane.org/heartsofice>http://www.akane.org/heartsofice

Date Sent to FFML:  July 2, 2000
Archive Number:  12284
Size:  18 KB

Title Summary:

Shampoo makes a deal with a dragon.  Havoc ensues.

Episode Summary:

Ranma is dead and on his way to Hell.  Looks like things are finally
going his way.

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Title:  Kasumi 1/2: Life As You Like It
Episode:  Sidestory
Genre:  Unusual Events
Author:  Rainman
Email:  raemowse@aol.com
Homepage:  lwf58.tripod.com/fan_fiction/raemowse
Archived at above

Date Sent to FFML:  July 4, 2000
Archive Number:  12326
Size:  14 KB

Title Summary:

Kasumi discovers that she is pregnant.  The father, Ranma.  What are
they going to do now?

Episode Summary:

An introspective sidestory of Ukyou.

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Title:  The Leper
Episode:  Treatment: Parts 15 through 17s
Genre:  Self-Insertion, New Character
Author:  Nikholas "NomaD" F. Toledo
Email:  niftol@i-manila.com.ph
Homepage: 
<http://nikholas-f-toledo-zu.webjump.com/>http://nikholas-f-toledo-zu.webjum
p.com
Archived at
<http://nikholas-f-toledo-zu.webjump.com/lepertre.html>http://nikholas-f-tol
edo-zu.webjump.com/lepertre.html

Date Sent to FFML:  July 3 and 5, 2000 (in 4 posts)
Archive Numbers:  12327, 12328, 12340, 12343, resp.
Size:  totalling 92 KB

Title Summary:

Writing is a disease, and all self-inserts are lepers, corrupting all
with their touch.  Here is a case study of one such life, and the
procedures endured by all affected.

Episode Summary:

In the end, there is only one way to remove the foreign body.

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Title:  The Leper
Episode:  Biopsy: Parts 18 through 20
Genre:  Self-Insertion, New Character
Author:  Nikholas "NomaD" F. Toledo
Email:  niftol@i-manila.com.ph
Homepage: 
<http://nikholas-f-toledo-zu.webjump.com/>http://nikholas-f-toledo-zu.webjum
p.com
Archived at
<http://nikholas-f-toledo-zu.webjump.com/leperbio.html>http://nikholas-f-tol
edo-zu.webjump.com/leperbio.html

Date Sent to FFML:  July 5, 2000 (in 3 posts)
Archive Numbers:  12359, 12360, 12361, resp.
Size:  totalling 68 KB

Title Summary:

Writing is a disease, and all self-inserts are lepers, corrupting all
with their touch.  Here is a case study of one such life, and the
procedures endured by all affected.

Episode Summary:

Give me your hands if we be friends, 
and the leper shall restore amends, 
World's End and The Morning After.

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Title:  The Lion or the Tiger?
Genre:  Character Sketch, Continuation
Author:  Aaron Nowack
Email:  anowack@juno.com
Homepage: 
<http://www.geocities.com/anowack/>http://www.geocities.com/anowack/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 4, 2000
Archive Number:  12345
Size:  8 KB

Summary:

Short fic where Ryoga must learn the Moko Takabisha after discovering he
is no longer depressed enough to perform the Shi Shi Hokoudan properly.

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Title:  Permanent
Episode:  Part 32: End Game
Genre:  Action/comedy
Author:  Carrotglace
Email:  Carrotglace@juno.com
Homepage: 
<http://www.geocities.com/misatira/>http://www.geocities.com/misatira/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 7, 2000
Archive Number:  12463
Size:  17 KB

Title Summary:

Jusenkyo's curse is permanent, Ranma Saotome becomes a skilled sorceress
while trying to find a cure for Jusenkyo.  It significantly changes the
whole story in this sometimes dark, somtimes funny tale.

Episode Summary:

The end of the Akane vs. The Magical Girl story arc, and the beginning
of something new...

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Title:  Ranma and the Heart of the Phoenix
Genre:  Adventure
Author:  Vince Seifert
Email:  seifertv@csus.edu
Homepage: 
<http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seifertv/toth/>http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seif
ertv/toth/
Archived at
<http://www.csus.edu/indiv/s/seifertv/toth/amaw-rhp.txt>http://www.csus.edu/
indiv/s/seifertv/toth/amaw-rhp.txt

Date Sent to FFML:  July 5, 2000
Archive Number:  12352
Size:  180 KB

Summary:

In the "A Man Among Women" timeline, the Phoenix Mountain story didn't
happen, and Ranma didn't marry Akane.  Nine years later, Ranma happens
across Phoenix Mountain on his way home from the Joketsuzoku village,
and his first meeting with Kiima turns out rather differently than it
did in the manga...

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Title:  The S.I.lence Of The Lambs
Genre:  Satire
Authors:  Dave Menard, Catherine "Cat" Arnold
Email:  deibu_kun@sympatico.ca
Homepage:  <http://spghome.tripod.com/>http://spghome.tripod.com/
Archived at:
<http://spghome.tripod.com/id2_space_pirates_guild_fanfiction_dave.htm>http
://spghome.tripod.com/id2_space_pirates_guild_fanfiction_dave.htm

Date Sent to FFML:  July 5, 2000 
Archive Number:  12377
Size:  15 KB

Summary:

A self-insert by Dave goes horribly awry, when his wife finds out what
he's been up to!

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Title:  The Wandering Stranger
Genre:  Spamfic/ANC
Author:  Chester Castaņeda
Email:  gab_ab@edsamail.com.ph
Homepage: 
<http://www.geocities.com/gabriel_abdiel>Http://www.geocities.com/gabriel_ab
diel

Date Sent to FFML:  July 8, 2000
Archive Number:  12453
Size:  5 KB

Summary:

Superpowerful Martial Artist/Wandering Stranger meets Ranma Saotome...
also, application of Ranmaverse laws 101.

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Title:  Wheel of Fire
Episode:  #37: Endgame
Genre:  Continuation
Author:  Razorclaw X
Email:  spiceoflife@hotmail.com
Homepage: 
<http://www.crosswinds.net/~slythe/ranma/ranff.html>http://www.crosswinds.ne
t/~slythe/ranma/ranff.html

Date Sent to FFML:  July 6, 2000
Archive Number:  12394
Size:  90 KB

Title Summary:

United against a common foe, allies, friends, rivals, and enemies make
their last stand against a mechanical plague.  Their goal is simple:
defy the mecha-beasts in the image of the gods, or die trying....

Episode Summary:

While Akane helps organize a united front on Earth, Ranma must make a
deal with Orochi in order to defeat the god beasts.  Ukyo and Hokuto
confront their futures head-on as Shizuka confronts her past.  Leaving
room for him, Ranma must deal with his present... and oblivion.

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[Ranma 1/2 / SailorMoon]

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Title:  A Different Viewpoint: Curses and Demons
Episode:  Chapter 8
Genre:  Continuation/Crossover
Author:  Christopher J. Olsen
Email:  gamers@prodigy.net
Homepage: 
<http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/1449/>http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Do
jo/1449/
Archived at
<http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/1449/fanfics.html>http://www.geocities.
com/Tokyo/Dojo/1449/fanfics.html

Date Sent to FFML:  June 27, 2000
Archive Number:  12075
Size:  40 KB

Title Summary: 

Ranma and Akane finally get married, but this is most definitely not the
end of the story.

Episode Summary:

Ranma and company have left for China, but that doesn't mean that
everything in Nerima comes to a halt.

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[Ronin Warriors (Yoroiden Samurai Warriors) / SailorMoon]

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Title:  Ronin Summer: Dark Crusade
Episode:  Chapter Four: Searching
Genre:  cross-over
Author:  Morgan Hudson
Email:  dataraven_659@excite.com
Homepage: 
<http://dataraven_659.tripod.com/roninsummer.html>http://dataraven_659.tripo
d.com/roninsummer.html

Date Sent to FFML:  July 3, 2000
Archive Number:  12294
Size:  30 KB

Title Summary:

Seven strangers and their undead army arrive in the Dark Kingdom and
begin a holy mission of extermination, in the name of a mysterious
figure they call "Mother".  Their only opposition are the Masho of the
Dynasty, but can four Yoroiden succeed alone?  Of course not, but
fortunately, there's help waiting in the wings...

Episode Summary:

Rajura and Anubis visit Earth, and promptly get wet.  Stoically, they
continue their search for Naaza.  They don't find him, but they do
manage to stumble into the Outer Senshi's front yard.  Anubis finally
gets his wound healed, thanks to the tender ministrations of Sailor
Saturn, and despite the less-than-tender ministrations of Rajura.
Meanwhile, Pedri has a cigarette and calmly plots the destruction of his
enemies with some help from "Mother" and his sister Tuls.

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[SailorMoon]

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Title:  Sailor Moon AX R
Episodes:  Prologue and Chapter One
Genre:  the usual insanity
Author:  Studio YOGIPIGS staff
Email:  staff@yogipigs.org
Homepage: 
<http://www.yogipigs.org/sailormoon-ax/>www.yogipigs.org/sailormoon-ax/

Date Sent to FFML:  July 3, 2000
Archive Number:  12336
Size:  46 KB

Title Summary:

The sequel to Sailor Moon AX.

Episode Summary:

In Japan, the Senshi are embattled between themselves over Minako's
decision to not recall Ami back from the States.  Meanwhile, in the
U.S., the Sailors are coming off a brief respite, only to find that they
must rush to the rescue of trouble in paradise.  The Basalt Outcasts
continue their reluctant agenda of Armageddon, and add to that list the
Senshi.  And, if that weren't enough, the newly-married Raye, on her
honeymoon with her husband in Jamaica, must face an even more
interesting challenge:  a vacationing Rei and Mamoru!

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[SailorMoon / Gen13]

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Title:  Crystal Destiny
Genre:  crossover
Author:  Skyrocket
Email:  skyrocket35@hotmail.com
Archived at <http://www.fanfiction.net/>http://www.fanfiction.net

Date Sent to FFML:  July 8, 2000
Archive Number:  12468
Size:  25 KB

Summary:

The war with the Dark Moon Family is over and the Earth turns its
attention to rebuilding.  In this bold era, Gen13 and the Sailor
Soldiers met again for the first time in a long time.

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Title:  Silver Twilight
Genre:  Crossover
Author:  Skyrocket
Email:  skyrokcet35@hotmail.com
Archived at <http://www.fanfiction.net/>http://www.fanfiction.net

Date Sent to FFML:  July 8, 2000
Archive Number:  12467
Size:  27 KB

Summary:

In the time of the Silver Millennium, five friends gather to watch an
eclipse.  Unbeknownst to them, this is the last day of the Moon Kingdom.
The forces of darkness have gathered and are now prepared to strike.
And one young man is going to see all that he knows and loves destroyed
right before his very eyes.

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[Tekkaman Blade (Teknoman)]

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Title:  Shara's Last Gift
Episode:  Chapter 3: The Lost Generation
Genre:  Science Fiction (with SM and FY cameos)
Author:  Christian Clark
Email:  teknosw@hotmail.com
Homepage: 
<http://www.geocities.com/teknos.geo>http://www.geocities.com/teknos.geo

Date Sent to FFML:  July 7, 2000
Archive Number:  12437
Size:  46 KB

Title Summary:

Continuing where the series left off; Earth's chances against the alien
warlord, Darkon, have taken a turn for the better with the acquisition
of information from a dying Shara Carter... yet, even with her help,
will it be enough?

Episode Summary:

The attack made on the Space Knight Command center is repelled and
efforts to repair the facility begin.  In addition, some retrospect is
given by some about where they are going and where some will end... and
at the edge of the Solar system, a shadow of Darkon's past appears.

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[Mystery Science Theater 3000 / SailorMoon / Gen13]

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Title:  MSTied: Moonlight Heroes
Episodes:  1-4
Genre:  MSTing
Authors:  Skyrocket and Yasmin M
Email:  skyrocket35@hotmail.com, themuseandi@subreality.com, resp.
Archived at <http://www.fanfiction.net/>http://www.fanfiction.net

Date Sent to FFML:  July 5, 2000 (in 4 posts)
Archive Numbers:  12365, 12378, 12379, 12380, resp.
Size:  totalling 93 KB

Title Summary:

Mike and the 'bots take my Gen13/Sailor Moon crossover and mock it
without mercy.  Beware many jokes about comic books and anime. :P

Episode Summary:

Since I already did summaries for MH when I posted it the first time
around, I'll just cover the host segment.

Crow and Tom debate bad comic book crossovers.  Mike and Dr. F show off
what could be their weirdest inventions yet.  Oh, and they also make fun
of my Gen13/Sailor Moon story.  Fun, fun, fun till daddy takes the
T-Bird away!

* * * * *
[Saturday Night Live mega-crossover]

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Title:  Anime Night Live
Episode:  Early 90's edition
Series:  SNL, Kiki's Delivery Service, DragonBall Z, Revolutionary Girl
         Utena
Genre:  Crossover!
Author:  Ukyou Kuonji
Email:  ukyoukwnji@aol.com
Homepage: 
<http://members.aol.com/ukyoukwnji/index.htm>http://members.aol.com/ukyoukwn
ji/index.htm

Date Sent to FFML:  July 1, 2000
Archive Number:  12244
Size:  17 KB

Title Summary:

Anime's big enough to merit an invitation to Saturday Night Live... and
about time, too!  Complete with backstage mayhem, and anime characters
getting mixed up with your favorite SNL characters from the early 90s,
such as...

Episode Summary:

Kiki can't find her cat, and when Jiji is returned to her, he doesn't
talk (we miss you, Hartman-san!), the Church Lady interviews Mr. Satan
himself (thank you, Lost Lurker, for a very funny sketch), and a new
duelist arrives at Ohtori... it's Pat.

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Note the subtle efforts to avoid confusion.  These have been known to
cause them, in turn.  :)

Synopses List Email:  synopses@konatsu.dhs.org

Synopses List Homepage: 
<http://konatsu.dhs.org/synlist/>http://konatsu.dhs.org/synlist/

Online Submission Form:
<http://konatsu.dhs.org/synlist/submit.html>http://konatsu.dhs.org/synlist/s
ubmit.html

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Original Submission Form
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Title:
Series:
Genre:
Author:
Email:
Homepage:
Archived at:

Date Sent to FFML:
Archive Number:
Size:

Summary:


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Alternative Submission Form (for Continuing Series)
===================================================

Title:
Episode:
Series:
Genre:
Author:
Email:
Homepage:
Archived at:

Date Sent to FFML:
Archive Number:
Size:

Title Summary:


Episode Summary:


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The summary size limit has been set to 15 lines, split between the two
parts for the alternate form - that is, the Title and Episode Summaries
together must equal no more than 15 lines.  The original form still has
that 10-line limit, though - but I currently wrap at 72 characters per
line - just follow the starry line above.

You do not need to fill in all the fields, just enough for me to know
which post your story was.  Nothing but fan service, fan service!

Again, use that archive number at the Archives: 
<ftp://ftp.fanfic.com/>ftp.fanfic.com




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