Just a silly little thing I though of while watching MP and the repeating Two
Old Bags sketches...
What?!?
A short Monty Python/ Ranma 1/2 spammyficcie
By Robert Haynie, who should KNOW better.
(Ranma 1/2 is property of Rumiko Takahashi, Kitty TV, and a few
other annoying people. However, it is debatable if Monty Python can
be called property of anyone, inasmuch as they were a comedy troupe
rather than an intellectual property and... Oh hell, they just ain't
mine.)
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"Hello, Mrs... Wait a minute. This is wrong. You're supposed to
be dressed like a baggy old lady, not... DAMN, you're hot looking."
The redhead looked up in her nearly skin-tight mini-dress.
"Let's just get this skit started. Stupid guest shots."
"Hello Mrs. Not-A-Girl."
"Hello, Mrs. Not-Really-A-Girl-But-Actualy-A-Brit."
"Been Shopping?"
"No. Been Shopping."
"What's that then?"
"An Obscure item of Great Power that once belonged to an Amazon
tribe in Arizona."
"Isn't that China?"
"Not in this skit."
"OH. Is it edible?"
"Of COURSE it's not edible! It's five feet long, made of rock,
and studded with steel rivets and diamonds! I had to fight though
seventeen hundred miles of swamp to get it here!"
"There's not much swamp in Arizona."
"P-chan was leading."
"Ah. How are you going to cook it then?"
"With Akane. I figure if she can make the edible inedible,
then..."
"CUT! Honestly, this is TOO silly. Worse than that thing with
the Street signs. I'm putting a stop to this right now."
"You don't have to. I'm quitting, and I"m going back to Japan.
And I'm taking the artifact."
"Huh?"
"Well, I want to see if she CAN cook it..."
Robert Haynie Jr. Working at the moment on Pop's machine, so the sig isn't
nearly as funny as it should be. In fact, this is kinda dull. No good
jokes, no wierd statements, no... wait. Does this qualify?