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From: "Ammadeau" <roy.fokker@unspacy.org>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Friday, August 04, 2000 2:10 AM
Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][spamfic] Mallet Girl - in Text!
Something I wrote quick, all at one sitting. An hour fic,
sort of, inspired by the near endless supply of Ranma as
a senshi fics that are being worked on. :)
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Mallet Girl - in Text!
(a Ranma 1/2 magical girl spamfic)
By Ammadeau
Roy.Fokker@UNSpacy.org
http://www.thekeep.org/~amm/
"I know, but I had a hard time getting away from Mousse
tonight. I think that even a moron like him is starting to suspect
something," Shampoo explained in fluent Japanese.
"Ugh, I don't want to know the ecchi thoughts that he'd
have seeing us together. Why doesn't your great-grandmother ship
him back to China anyway?" Akane asked.
Shampoo sighed. "She's says that it's good training for me,
to help keep me on my toes at all times. I think she got the idea
from some French movie she saw once.
Either that, or Inspector Clouseau's man-Friday Kato...
"Let's just get going, meow.
Things have been too quiet lately and that's always something bad
for us, meow."
"Quite right, Neko Avenger!" Mallet Girl declared and then
leapt effortlessly through the hole Shampoo had made earlier. "We
must keep the city save from evil! Onward!"
"I wish she wouldn't call me that, meow," Shampoo
muttered dejectedly to herself before following out into the night.
Y'know, this was really, really funny. You've got to develop some of
these little spamfic ideas into humour series, guy. Ja ne!
Dave Menard
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