on 8/13/2000 9:28 PM, Dave Menard at deibu_kun@sympatico.ca wrote:
A quick tally. (Not the most useful C+C, but it shows I'm paying attention,
doesn't it?)
A variety of tree used as euphemism for male sexual organ: 3
Any other term is used as euphemism for male sexual organ: 7 (You're
slipping, Jim. ;-)
Sorry, I try. :)
Instances of hot, unbridled monkey sex: 0
Instances of phrase "hot, unbridled monkey sex": 1 (a dramatic dip from last
episode)
Got to balance these things out. Last chapter was the 'monkey sex' theme,
this one is the buttfuck theme part. ;-)
Times reader fell off his chair in fits of giggles: 34
Times reader went "Ewwww...": 12
Hmmm... have to work on the Ewwww part in the next chapter to get a better
laugh to ewwww ratio.
Instances of proof that Lord Jim has finally lost his mind: 89
only 89? I guess the therapy is working.